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  • Arnox
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2009
    • 2169
    #1

    I turned 23 today.

    Any advice for a golden oldie? I'm thinking about dentures.
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    • Theo
      HAL 9000
      • May 2001
      • 34515
      #2
      enjoy, years past fast

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        • VikingMan
          Exploiting human weakness
          • Jan 2008
          • 6872
          #3
          Originally posted by Arnox
          Any advice for a golden oldie? I'm thinking about dentures.
          I adivise you to have your GF take out her dentures as it feels so much better.

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24812
              #4
              Originally posted by Arnox
              Any advice for a golden oldie? I'm thinking about dentures.

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                • Fat Panda
                  Porn is Dead. Move along.
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 13296
                  #5
                  happy bday

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                    • ErectMedia
                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 7100
                      #6
                      Originally posted by AVN Theo
                      enjoy, years past fast
                      +1

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          Do you want my walker?

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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75764
                              #8
                              I'm 46 and I bike twenty miles a day. Try to keep up Sonny.
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                                • Chosen
                                  VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 63151
                                  #9
                                  Happy Birthday

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                                    • Chosen
                                      VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 63151
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight

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                                        • Matt 26z
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 18481
                                          #11
                                          33 is going to come a lot faster than the timespan back to 13 seems.

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                                            • nico-t
                                              emperor of my world
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 29901
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by VikingMan
                                              I adivise you to have your GF take out her dentures as it feels so much better.
                                              +1 for knocking your gf's teeth out

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                                                • EngineCash
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 2816
                                                  #13
                                                  Happy B Day, wish you all the best...



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                                                    • Oracle Porn
                                                      Affiliate
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 24433
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by AVN Theo
                                                      enjoy, years past fast


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                                                        • Mediamix
                                                          Dutch Webmaster!
                                                          • Sep 2013
                                                          • 3228
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Matt 26z
                                                          33 is going to come a lot faster than the timespan back to 13 seems.
                                                          I'm 33 now and some youngster (age 21) asked me if "i'm not to old for this shit" while I was sitting in a bar last week..

                                                          Now I really do feel old. I want my life back.
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                                                            • seeandsee
                                                              Check SIG!
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 50945
                                                              #16
                                                              Happy bday oldtimer
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                                                                • bluebook18
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2012
                                                                  • 4082
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Happy bday mate

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                                                                    • Manfap
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2013
                                                                      • 2626
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                      I'm 46 and I bike twenty miles a day. Try to keep up Sonny.
                                                                      Downhill or just really slow?

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                                                                        • Markul
                                                                          Likes Pie
                                                                          • Dec 2007
                                                                          • 12407
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Happy birthday man
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                                                                            • elliso
                                                                              Its All About Girls &SEX
                                                                              • Dec 2011
                                                                              • 1065
                                                                              #20
                                                                              U Better Kill Yourself within 24hours, There is nothing worth to live this LIFE
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                                                                                • Nydahl
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 6655
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Happy Bday young boy - enjoy being young - getting old sucks
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                                                                                    • yuu.design
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 25308
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Happy Bday
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                                                                                        • michael.kickass
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                                                          • 11039
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Happy birthday dude.
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                                                                                            • AdultKing
                                                                                              Raise Your Weapon
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 15601
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              In the wise words of TISM, "If You're Not Famous at Fourteen, You're Finished".

                                                                                              Might was well give up now, you're 9 years too late

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                                                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                  • 39151
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                  I'm 46 and I bike twenty miles a day. Try to keep up Sonny.
                                                                                                  Your motorcycle doesn't count as exercise numb nuts

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                                                                                                    • NatalieK
                                                                                                      Natalie K
                                                                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                                                                      • 19858
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Happy Birthday!
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                                                                                                        • _Richard_
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                                                          • 30989
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          ahh you forgot depends.. typical eh?

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                                                                                                            • romeo22
                                                                                                              你自己去他媽的
                                                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                                                              • 23328
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              i fucked 3time per day when i was on your age.Hapay BDay!

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                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                  • 94161
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Stay arrogant ...

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                                                                                                                    • Dead
                                                                                                                      They left the door open
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                      • 4751
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                                      I'm 46 and I bike twenty miles a day. Try to keep up Sonny.


                                                                                                                      Real advice, buy things you can sell at a later date, tangible things that will hold or grow in value.
                                                                                                                      Thank me later.
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                                                                                                                        • MiamiBoyz
                                                                                                                          fgfdftre6
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2012
                                                                                                                          • 6688
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Kill yourself now

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                                                                                                                            • mineistaken
                                                                                                                              See signature :)
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                              • 29656
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Mediamix
                                                                                                                              I'm 33 now and some youngster (age 21) asked me if "i'm not to old for this shit" while I was sitting in a bar last week..

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                                                                                                                                • clickity click
                                                                                                                                  So Fecking Bummed
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2014
                                                                                                                                  • 3682
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Learn to fight or you risk getting threatened by some douchebag teen in front of your wife and daughter rolling his shirt up and yelling "do you want some, eh do you want some" knowing full well that this little shit could take you if he wanted to.

                                                                                                                                  The youth today have no morals and no respect for their elders, this will only get worse in future years.

                                                                                                                                  Fuck the stronger man walks away. Beat them douches down (but only after you learnt to fight first).

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                                                                                                                                    • PaperstreetWinston
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2014
                                                                                                                                      • 2604
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      plan for your suicide 4 yrs from now
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                                                                                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 24812
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                                                                                          Learn to fight or you risk getting threatened by some douchebag teen in front of your wife and daughter rolling his shirt up and yelling "do you want some, eh do you want some" knowing full well that this little shit could take you if he wanted to.

                                                                                                                                          The youth today have no morals and no respect for their elders, this will only get worse in future years.

                                                                                                                                          Fuck the stronger man walks away. Beat them douches down (but only after you learnt to fight first).
                                                                                                                                          If that's your best pearl of wisdom about growing old - keep digging.

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                                                                                                                                            • Lykos
                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 31027
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AVN Theo
                                                                                                                                              enjoy, years past fast
                                                                                                                                              So true! Happy Bday !

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