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American Psycho 12-21-2013 07:47 AM

She's totally insecure about her aging and looks even though she's smokimg hott still and better shape than most girls in 20s. My working in porn doesn't help.

And due to that insecurity shes high maintenance.

Think I'm gonna beat it up some more then drop it like a hot terd.

I need a sexy hippe type yoga chick. I'm going to whole foods to troll for vagine....be back in a few. Laters

seeandsee 12-21-2013 09:27 AM

So what, soon she will be MILF!

Chosen 12-21-2013 10:21 AM

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livexxx 12-21-2013 10:27 AM

Bet you wondering why she only does anal and oral now as well

American Psycho 12-21-2013 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 19918115)
Bet you wondering why she only does anal and oral now as well


No but please explain. Hot flashes?

dyna mo 12-21-2013 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 19917978)
She's totally insecure about her aging and looks even though she's smokimg hott still and better shape than most girls in 20s. My working in porn doesn't help.

And due to that insecurity shes high maintenance.

Think I'm gonna beat it up some more then drop it like a hot terd.

I need a sexy hippe type yoga chick. I'm going to whole foods to troll for vagine....be back in a few. Laters

i'm surprised, most gfyers coming here for relationship advices always have 2-3 of these girls on lock already banging

:1orglaugh

SlammedMedia 12-21-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19917544)
sounds like, all you fuckers are all perfect:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

someone has to set the bar.

The Heron 12-21-2013 02:16 PM

If she's single and 35 of course she's crazy. or ugly. probably both.

Creatine 12-21-2013 03:11 PM

That worried me. Why the fuck would she lie about something so small? She may get a thrill from lieing. I would be cautious.

Check to see if she has a dick, she might be lieing about her gender as well.

PornDiscounts-V 12-24-2013 02:17 AM

My penis is hard

PornDiscounts-V 12-24-2013 02:17 AM

50 lying sack of shit whores.

nico-t 12-24-2013 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvvvv (Post 19921138)
50 lying sack of shit whores.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

MasterBlow 12-24-2013 06:06 AM

Post her nude pics @ GF revenge sites :upsidedow

marlboroack 12-24-2013 06:28 AM

Knock her up

Best-In-BC 12-24-2013 06:50 AM

If this a is a deal to you get a life!

J. Falcon 12-24-2013 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 19917673)
My mom told me to get them good and wet. Use some strong soap so you can see what they look like without makeup. Take them somewhere out of the country and check their passport for their age. Finally, look at their mother, because that's what she's going to look like in a few years. Last but not least, make sure she's got a decent job.

That is some really sound advice.

Jgarcia 12-30-2013 11:24 PM

It doesn't matter. That is if you love her.

HuHy 12-31-2013 01:04 AM

As long as she didn't cheat on you, I'd say just let it slide.

Clay 12-31-2013 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 19917525)
weird lie. what good does 3 years younger accomplish?

make guys think she has more time to have kids than she actually does, if he wants kids

ricco2389 12-31-2013 01:07 AM

probably just a bit of mid 30's-crazy. You got nothing to worry about man.

John-ACWM 12-31-2013 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19917519)
Normal chick in mid-30s? Thanks for the Friday night laugh. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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