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  • MrMaxwell
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2005
    • 10057

    #1

    Who's the damned wiseguy calling me up?

    So some genius calls me today from a spoofed telephone number and is asking questions about a laptop I have for sale. I'm just barely awake crawling up off of the slab and I'm standing there trying to sound as white as possible, taking you seriously, then blam you let me know that you're a moron from GFY. Nice work, moron, but ain't it a waste of time bothering me?

    Go and find a woman to take your virginity. I swear. Once you go outside a few times and experience a woman or not being inside of your home, you will be hooked. Reality is like crack. It's a wonderful thing.

    You don't see me on here 24/7- do you? And I don't even have a damned life. For god sakes. I have hardly any money, I'm in kansas staying with family which makes me have a stroke, and all I really ever do is go to see a couple women or I go out trying to make little deals on shit or I drive around aimlessly for a couple of days at a time by myself

    But even I would not have time to waste calling some moron from GFY bothering them
    I'm flattered with your hard-on for me, but, that's enough now
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    I have a sexy voice don't I?

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    • MrMaxwell
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2005
      • 10057

      #3
      Originally posted by L-Pink
      I have a sexy voice don't I?
      It wasn't you
      The guy was too white
      This guy sounded white
      I'm talking about Art Carney white

      Well I am awful with names but the guy who always speaks for osama
      Alan Carney maybe?

      You know who I mean

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      • MrMaxwell
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jul 2005
        • 10057

        #4
        https://www.google.com/search?espv=2...ey+osama&btnG=

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        • MrMaxwell
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 10057

          #5
          I swear it I am almost 99% CERTAIN that this guy called me

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          • Seth Manson
            Please dont fuck animals
            • Jul 2010
            • 3988

            #6
            I have a feeling this will get more entertaining over the next few days.

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            • MrMaxwell
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jul 2005
              • 10057

              #7
              Originally posted by Seth Manson
              I have a feeling this will get more entertaining over the next few days.

              That guy is never entertaining
              He just says what the president tells him to say
              He would have made a great comedian but he's too serious all of the time

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              • AaronM
                GFY Royality ;)
                • Oct 2001
                • 46917

                #8
                Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                ...I drive around aimlessly for a couple of days....

                Even though Kansas has revoked your drivers license?

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                • MrMaxwell
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 10057

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AaronM
                  Even though Kansas has revoked your drivers license?
                  My license has never been revoked, genius

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                  • Seth Manson
                    Please dont fuck animals
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 3988

                    #10
                    Maybe he wanted to go on a blind date.

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46917

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                      My license has never been revoked, genius
                      Revoked, suspended...Whatever you want to call it.

                      Never happened huh? Then why have I seen you mention it on multiple forums?

                      "I am ONLY selling it because of issues with my driver's license."

                      http://www.hondaaccordforum.com/foru...-maroon-52789/


                      There was a forum where you specifically said that the state of Kansas took your license.

                      I'm out for a bit. Go ahead and continue to spew your lies. Maybe I'll give you the attention you're seeking later and dig up more proof...And maybe I won't. Totally depends on how bored I am later.

                      Peace out Adam.
                      Last edited by AaronM; 12-19-2013, 12:38 PM.

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                      • Seth Manson
                        Please dont fuck animals
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 3988

                        #12
                        ^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale?

                        HAHAHAHA!!

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                        • MrMaxwell
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 10057

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          Revoked, suspended...Whatever you want to call it.

                          Never happened huh? Then why have I seen you mention it on multiple forums?

                          "I am ONLY selling it because of issues with my driver's license."

                          http://www.hondaaccordforum.com/foru...-maroon-52789/


                          There was a forum where you specifically said that the state of Kansas took your license.

                          I'm out for a bit. Go ahead and continue to spew your lies. Maybe I'll give you the attention you're seeking later and dig up more proof...And maybe I won't. Totally depends on how bored I am later.

                          Peace out Adam.

                          You're proving that you have even less of a life than I currently have
                          I am shocked and amazed that you figured out what I was trying to do there
                          Yes, it has been suspended, but never revoked- and there is a BIG difference

                          What are you proving?

                          I've proven that I own the sword you continually swore I was lying about
                          I admitted to being that guy you found on that other forum

                          What am I lying about, genius? What?

                          Also- if I were swearing that you were lying about something and if I gave a fuck enough to be on here 24/7 saying it, I'd back it up with some money or SOMETHING.

                          Now you say "I'm out for a bit" in a feeble attempt to refute me saying that you live on here... fine.. be "out for a bit" ..... but actually leave your home and do something

                          I actually think that it is sad if someone has the time to pay some stripper to prank call someone they've seen on the internet and all of that. And rickrolling me, that was actually pretty funny, but again- who has TIME for that kinda junk??

                          Goodness.

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                          • MrMaxwell
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 10057

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Seth Manson
                            ^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale?

                            HAHAHAHA!!
                            I posted it for sale without a pic. The admin said if I didn't post a pic, he'd delete my ad. So I posted the only one I had

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                            • media
                              Confirmed Moneymaker
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 9853

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                              it has been suspended, but never revoked
                              Apples, oranges.. same result until the issue is fixed.. good luck on it though.. I know what a bitch that is...
                              I'm here for the violence!

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                              • MrMaxwell
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 10057

                                #16
                                Originally posted by media
                                Apples, oranges.. same result until the issue is fixed.. good luck on it though.. I know what a bitch that is...

                                Thanks man
                                I never should have had a KS license
                                Never
                                They fucked with it all of the time I have ever had it
                                It has been suspended SIX TIMES over NON MOVING violations
                                I use to drink a lot before I was 21 and I would WALK HOME- every time I got picked up walking around, they suspended my DRIVING LICENSE .... I even says to the Judge, look it I was walking because I don't drive when I'm drinking.. the Judge said he appreciated that I was being responsible in that regard and dropped one of them- but the Capitol has all of the power

                                Once they suspended it for a YEAR and COULD NOT GIVE ME A REASON
                                The lady finally came down from the Capitol for a hearing and SHE could not explain why-she ended up CALLING THE SAME PEOPLE I HAD BEEN trying to deal with on the SAME PHONE NUMBER and they ended up just saying... okay, it is valid now

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                                • lagcam
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 2890

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                  ^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale?

                                  HAHAHAHA!!
                                  My guess is it was the only time he could take the picture without the car's owner chasing him down the street with a baseball bat, although it's a pretty efficient business model to flip something before you have actually acquired it yourself so
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                                  • MrMaxwell
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 10057

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by lagcam
                                    My guess is it was the only time he could take the picture without the car's owner chasing him down the street with a baseball bat, although it's a pretty efficient business model to flip something before you have actually acquired it yourself so
                                    That's actually a really good idea and I've done it a few times with automobiles on ebay
                                    Take a picture of a car some fool is selling, ebay it, buy it if it sells

                                    lol

                                    Fuck I hate ebay though
                                    God damn them

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by lagcam
                                      My guess is it was the only time he could take the picture without the car's owner chasing him down the street with a baseball bat, although it's a pretty efficient business model to flip something before you have actually acquired it yourself so

                                      Hey man...Let's not jump to conclusions here.


                                      MrMaxwell, the next time you need a photo of your car, hit me up.

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                                      • X_X_ROB_X_X
                                        ( ◣_◢ )
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 509

                                        #20
                                        AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another.
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                                        • Seth Manson
                                          Please dont fuck animals
                                          • Jul 2010
                                          • 3988

                                          #21
                                          LOL I fucking knew this was going to get more entertaining!

                                          Does those plates say WTF?

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                                          • whOaKemosabe
                                            So Fucking Stoned...
                                            • Aug 2013
                                            • 1968

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by X_X_ROB_X_X
                                            AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another.

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                                            • AaronM
                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 46917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by X_X_ROB_X_X
                                              AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another.

                                              Hey man....We're keeping you entertained.

                                              You're welcome.

                                              Cheers

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                                              • MrMaxwell
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 10057

                                                #24
                                                If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can

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                                                • Seth Manson
                                                  Please dont fuck animals
                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 3988

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                  If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can
                                                  Are you threatening AaronM?

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                                                  • JFK
                                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 67369

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                    If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can

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                                                    • MrMaxwell
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 10057

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                      Are you threatening AaronM?
                                                      No
                                                      I am not threatening AaronM
                                                      AaronM is threatening me- and- it will not be forgotten.

                                                      I do hope that it was worth it to him

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                                                      • Mediamix
                                                        Dutch Webmaster!
                                                        • Sep 2013
                                                        • 3228

                                                        #28
                                                        Holy fuck.. I watched this entertaining show from a distance, but I have to give some credits to AaronM... That guy is a genius.
                                                        Sig too big

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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                          ...AaronM is threatening me...

                                                          Yet another lie from you.

                                                          Why in the hell would I threaten some dumb fuck like you? To be completely honest, I'm starting to feel bad about entertaining myself at the expense of an obvious retard. When we entered into this "battle of the whits" I was not aware that you were unarmed.

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                                                          • AaronM
                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                            • 46917

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                            ..."battle of the whits" ...

                                                            LOL

                                                            I always love the irony of somebody basically calling another person stupid while spelling something wrong. Damn typos....

                                                            Anyway, if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others.

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                                                            • livexxx
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2005
                                                              • 1201

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                              "battle of the whits"
                                                              My Pappy told me never fair to fight an unarmed man.
                                                              http://www.webcamalerts.com for auto tweets for web cam operators

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                                                              • Penny24Seven
                                                                So Fucking What
                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                • 6287

                                                                #32
                                                                HOLY FUCK here we go again with you saying. Here is a picture to show proof I have it. Picture taken at 2am with the moon behind the clouds LOL. I think I see part of a tire. Great fucking picture. You would make tons of cash selling stuff for a living. You are better off taking a picture of a dead cat then using that picture HAHA
                                                                Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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                                                                • MrMaxwell
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 10057

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                  Yet another lie from you.

                                                                  Why in the hell would I threaten some dumb fuck like you? To be completely honest, I'm starting to feel bad about entertaining myself at the expense of an obvious retard. When we entered into this "battle of the whits" I was not aware that you were unarmed.
                                                                  You've been searching me down and posting anything you can find that you think makes me look bad.. You've been calling me... etc. That's not a threat? Too bad, too late. I take it as one. Too late to backpedal, now, sparky.

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                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                    • 46917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                    You've been searching me down and posting anything you can find that you think makes me look bad.. You've been calling me... etc. That's not a threat? Too bad, too late. I take it as one. Too late to backpedal, now, sparky.

                                                                    I've been calling you huh? More lies.

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                                                                    • mineistaken
                                                                      See signature :)
                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                      • 29656

                                                                      #35
                                                                      So did the person who called you have the balls to admit who he was? Or was he pussy hiding behind the phone?

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                                                                      • MrMaxwell
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                        • 10057

                                                                        #36
                                                                        It was AaronM
                                                                        I'm pretty sure he is the one who had the stripper call me up trying to date me
                                                                        I told the bitch she better come and pay the kid
                                                                        That's what I said

                                                                        Hahaha

                                                                        And Aaron .... You, you should never have threatened me or searched me down. It's not okay with me and and you can't go back. I don't threaten anyone on here, now do I?

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                                                                        • L-Pink
                                                                          working on my tan
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 39151

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          Hey man...Let's not jump to conclusions here.


                                                                          MrMaxwell, the next time you need a photo of your car, hit me up.

                                                                          parking in the front yard!

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                                                                          • AaronM
                                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 46917

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                            It was AaronM
                                                                            I'm pretty sure he is the one who had the stripper call me up trying to date me
                                                                            I told the bitch she better come and pay the kid
                                                                            That's what I said

                                                                            Hahaha

                                                                            And Aaron .... You, you should never have threatened me or searched me down. It's not okay with me and and you can't go back. I don't threaten anyone on here, now do I?

                                                                            Once again, I never called you and the "stripper" you had the full on conversation with was a pre-recorded thing.

                                                                            I never threatened you, and I don't give a flying fuck about your implied badassness. You're a tool with zero resources and I think it's pretty clear that I'm holding all the cards here.

                                                                            I'm done responding to your attention whore threads. This is my game son, not yours.

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                                                                            • Seth Manson
                                                                              Please dont fuck animals
                                                                              • Jul 2010
                                                                              • 3988

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Anyone have time for phonesex?

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                                                                              • whOaKemosabe
                                                                                So Fucking Stoned...
                                                                                • Aug 2013
                                                                                • 1968

                                                                                #40
                                                                                can i get the hookers #

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                                                                                • Seth Manson
                                                                                  Please dont fuck animals
                                                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                                                  • 3988

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend:
                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638

                                                                                  MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription:
                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336

                                                                                  MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house:
                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873

                                                                                  MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet:
                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072

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                                                                                  • MrMaxwell
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                                    • 10057

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                    Once again, I never called you and the "stripper" you had the full on conversation with was a pre-recorded thing.

                                                                                    I never threatened you, and I don't give a flying fuck about your implied badassness. You're a tool with zero resources and I think it's pretty clear that I'm holding all the cards here.

                                                                                    I'm done responding to your attention whore threads. This is my game son, not yours.

                                                                                    Now I get these prerecorded (actual prerecorded now) calls
                                                                                    Your prank calls are terrible
                                                                                    My grandmother can (and has done) better

                                                                                    Fail Tard

                                                                                    And like I said
                                                                                    You cannot take back making me mad
                                                                                    It was a BAD decision, lowlife

                                                                                    Also if you prank call- please at least be entertaining
                                                                                    Failtard
                                                                                    Peckerwood
                                                                                    Whitebread

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                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 46917

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                                                      Now I get these prerecorded (actual prerecorded now) calls
                                                                                      Your prank calls are terrible
                                                                                      My grandmother can (and has done) better

                                                                                      Fail Tard

                                                                                      And like I said
                                                                                      You cannot take back making me mad
                                                                                      It was a BAD decision, lowlife

                                                                                      Also if you prank call- please at least be entertaining
                                                                                      Failtard
                                                                                      Peckerwood
                                                                                      Whitebread

                                                                                      Hey retard, notice the post about yours?

                                                                                      And once again...Like I give a fuck about making you mad? LOL

                                                                                      There's nothing I want to take back. In fact, we're just getting started.

                                                                                      Cheers.

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                                                                                      • Seth Manson
                                                                                        Please dont fuck animals
                                                                                        • Jul 2010
                                                                                        • 3988

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I dont know which is funnier.

                                                                                        Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.

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                                                                                        • L-Pink
                                                                                          working on my tan
                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                          • 39151

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                          I dont know which is funnier.

                                                                                          Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.
                                                                                          I know. Is it your turn to call him or mine?

                                                                                          .

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                                                                                          • mineistaken
                                                                                            See signature :)
                                                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                                                            • 29656

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                            MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend:
                                                                                            http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638

                                                                                            MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription:
                                                                                            http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336

                                                                                            MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house:
                                                                                            http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873

                                                                                            MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet:
                                                                                            http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072
                                                                                            Op handled himself calm and well
                                                                                            Haters gonna hate

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                                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                              • 46917

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                              I dont know which is funnier.

                                                                                              Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.

                                                                                              You're a dick...But it's funny as fuck.

                                                                                              Feel free to keep up the good work.

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                                                                                              • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                                                • 10057

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                I know. Is it your turn to call him or mine?

                                                                                                .
                                                                                                If YOU call me that'd MAKE MY day you FUCK
                                                                                                I know you can at least be entertaining
                                                                                                unlike these amateurs

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                                                                                                • whOaKemosabe
                                                                                                  So Fucking Stoned...
                                                                                                  • Aug 2013
                                                                                                  • 1968

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                                  MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend:
                                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638

                                                                                                  MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription:
                                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336

                                                                                                  MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house:
                                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873

                                                                                                  MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet:
                                                                                                  http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072

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                                                                                                  • MrMaxwell
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                                                                    • 10057

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                    You're a dick...But it's funny as fuck.

                                                                                                    Feel free to keep up the good work.

                                                                                                    You don't know nothing
                                                                                                    you owe me $8000 as it is and if you think I won't collect you fucking try me, bitch
                                                                                                    a point a month on top and keep pushing so it'll be more
                                                                                                    peckerwood fuck

                                                                                                    try me

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