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![]() I was dating a GFY'er........(no names will be mentioned).He's a young guy, lucky bastard, 22 years old and this is what went down.
We had been dating for a while and had planned a nice Christmas together, since I don't have any family down here in Florida. Apparently his mother has a bit too much to say about his life. She didn't approve of the fact that I'm 31. So instead of calling me and telling me he couldn't make it...or telling his mother to shut her gag hole, he totally stood me up. I ended up crying myself to sleep on christmas eve, alone on my floor. We spoke a week later and he wanted a second chance, so I whipped out the "choice". I basically told him if he didn't stay the night with me, he was never to call or talk to me again. The lil' fucker trashed my Christmas. Get this! He chose going home to Mommy for dinner instead. He chose a night of suckling his overbearing mother's teat, over an evening of reckless sexual abandon with me. What the hell is wrong with some people?
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You'd think by 22 the little baby boy would be weened from his mommy's teat. Sorry to hear it, angeleyes.
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Do you need some hot sexual healing?
I'm available on weekends.
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let me see a picture of you, then I will tell you what ius wrong with him
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what a loser
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Name names! He who did this to you deserves to be named!
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Thats why you need a 27 yr old stallion like myself to come home too.
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what an asshole, i'd pick the sex
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Dude...at 22 I would've given my left nut for a HOT WOMAN like angel eyes to learn me in the ways of love and lust.
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I'd've gone spider monkey on that ass...
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nevermind
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Where you at Angeleyes? I am 34 and can run circles around any 22 yr old.......
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Christmas eve is my birthday.. I cry on it every year..
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pussy ani't going nowhere.....he did the right thing by seeing moms on Xmas,broads
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Want me to make you feel better AngelEyes? Vegas is just a few days away and I'm close enough to 22
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![]() I'd almost leave my HUSBAND behind to spend a night with you! LOL! What was he THINKING??? |
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Well it should be obvious to you by now...
he's a fruit |
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The vultures have set in!
![]() A GFYer? That explains EVERYTHING!
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who is this guy? I want an autograph!
when you are 22 and not a loser there's no woman to "force you" about anything. |
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I am 19 not 22
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I love my mom....forever.
wasn't me though
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someone must know who it is
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You'll be better off in the long run angeleyes... Once a mamma's boy always a mamma's boy. |
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more than one way to interpet his actions. One would be to think hes some cool player.
But the more likely is hes a mommas boy. Ive known alot of guys like that who just cant stand up to their mother. Major pussys.
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I think it's safe to say there's probably more to this story
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31 and you think the appropriate way to deal with something like this is to bring it to a public message board?
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your better off without him..
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shitty deal...
so let's see some names.
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Hmmmm if you need a 23 year irish man to fall back on I have open arms
![]() But on a serous note some guys fall under pressure from there moms. I was lucky and lived with grams and she let me live my life but always provided a guiding light..... hmmmm iceicebaby's future wife I think we have a suspect...
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Do you prefer younger men?.Most of them at that age tend to just party and bang anything that moves.
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Guys in the 18-22 year old range are to be one thing only - boy toys. Don't ever try and have a relationship with them or care about them. They're only to be used for sex.
![]() Get a real man. I love older guys. 30's, 40's, 50's- that's where it's at. ;-}
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Whipped by mommy at 22. That's pretty sad.
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Next time, choose your boyfriends a little more wisely. He's an idiot, move on with your life.
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are we gonna see a picture? and who is this guy. Expose him, or I will leave you too
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Umm... Dinner with Mom, actually means banging new girl.
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You need a Charming 36 year old.
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To me this doesn't sound like a case of your guy choosing between you or his mother. It sounds more like your guy was choosing between letting you manipulate him or not. If somebody were to tell me "spend the night with me or never see me again", you could be damned sure I wouldn't be headed over to their house that night!
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Thats a shitty thing to do. He is not worth your time Jenn. You don't need a momma's boy, you need a real man. You are a real sweet person not to mention damn sexy looking.
If this idiot can see what he had in front of him... its his loss. You're a better person then I am, I wouldn't have given him a second chance. To the piece of shit who did this to her.... yes you know who you are when you read this... You are a spineless, heartless waste of air. There is no reason to be so cruel to a person that has been nothing but nice to you. Karma is a bitch buddy.... your day will come. When it does I will laugh right in your face dipshit. ![]() For those of you wondering what she looks like, Jenn has asked me to post a few pictures for her, so here ya go. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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angeleyes post some pix and ill tell you where the problem is
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This takes off suspect #1 lol
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