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Juicy D. Links · 03-03-2003, 08:52 PM

How can I get more distance when i ejaculate??

I best i ever did was a girl was stroking my one eyed monster and i shot from my cock to my nipple.

I want to shoot farther and more accurately any advice or tips?

nocostporn · 03-03-2003, 08:53 PM

you're born with it my son

lil2rich4u2 · 03-03-2003, 08:56 PM

nope

before you blow (like 2-4 seconds) squeeze just below the head, basically stopping it from coming out

then release and contract muscle, i usually get 4-6 feet

nocostporn · 03-03-2003, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
nope

before you blow (like 2-4 seconds) squeeze just below the head, basically stopping it from coming out

then release and contract muscle, i usually get 4-6 feet

... I hope you read that somewhere before putting it to the test...better not have been experiment and came up with that

lil2rich4u2 · 03-03-2003, 08:58 PM

Spunky · 03-03-2003, 09:00 PM

Ask Mr Bukakeeeeeee

BV · 03-03-2003, 09:02 PM

You know you can shoot off hard when it runs out her nose, just keep at it.

Thumbking · 03-03-2003, 09:05 PM

Man I can shoot my girl from across the yard, and cover her in it I dunno maybe its just from all the excercise it gets ;)

cherrylula · 03-03-2003, 09:09 PM

eat calamari

i once had a gay boss (guy) tell me this.

lil2rich4u2 · 03-03-2003, 09:12 PM

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Originally posted by Thumbking
Man I can shoot my girl from across the yard, and cover her in it I dunno maybe its just from all the excercise it gets ;)

heh so basically you dont get laid?

lol

BRISK · 03-03-2003, 09:14 PM

You need to hire Peter North as your personal cumshot consultant.

BVF · 03-03-2003, 09:24 PM

have her stick the tip of her finger up your ass...then right when you cum, have her pull it out....I guarantee you, it will be a monster nut...

Ironhorse · 03-03-2003, 09:25 PM

Quick dash and a bit of a jump should do the trick

Brat · 03-03-2003, 09:26 PM

no kidding

peter north is nuts..

i love distance... nothing hotter than to feel the cum splurt out all out, from my tummy to my neck

or my ass to the back of my neck.... hehe

Rip · 03-03-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
How can I get more distance when i ejaculate??

I best i ever did was a girl was stroking my one eyed monster and i shot from my cock to my nipple.

I want to shoot farther and more accurately any advice or tips?

Pick it up in your hand and throw it!

Spunky · 03-03-2003, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Rip

Pick it up in your hand and throw it!

Somehow I got this image of a chimp reaching around and grabbing his shit and throwing at people comes to mind

Marcus · 03-03-2003, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rip

Pick it up in your hand and throw it!

juicy: taking Zinc will make you shoots thicker loads but dont take too much or it'll become poisonous.

sexyclicks · 03-03-2003, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by Rip

Pick it up in your hand and throw it!

even better put it in your mouth and spit it

AM Jeff · 03-03-2003, 10:34 PM

if you take too much zinc.
can you kill a woman with that?

tical · 03-03-2003, 10:37 PM

http://www.caseyscumshots.com/video/kingkum1.rm

Shoot this guy an email

jim manly · 03-03-2003, 11:04 PM

Google has all the answers, do a search.

BTW the record is 12 feet.

Rip · 03-03-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by sexyclicks

even better put it in your mouth and spit it

Or even better, get -her- to put it in her mouth, and spit it!

Baal · 03-04-2003, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
How can I get more distance when i ejaculate??

I best i ever did was a girl was stroking my one eyed monster and i shot from my cock to my nipple.

I want to shoot farther and more accurately any advice or tips?

Any further and you'd be shooting on your own face... is that your goal?

jojojo · 03-04-2003, 01:04 AM

Jezzus - you guys are rough LOL

Seriously tho Juicy it's simple - if you jerk off for 2 minutes then cum you will get x amount and if you jerk off for an hour and then cum you will get waay more. so bottom line - prolonged periods of very heightened stimulation will increase amount and distance.

ElectricGirl · 03-04-2003, 01:46 AM

I've been told (by a gay for money porn star) that it's all about the build-up. Keep working to get yourself ALMOST there severalt imes, then go for the distance.

And, yes... the ol' finger up the ass trick works every time, too.

Though I can't help but be a smart ass and say.... have your target stand farther away. :)

~ Electric Girl

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BluMedia · 03-04-2003, 01:54 AM

Stick something up your ass that will make you shoot farther.

lagwagon · 03-04-2003, 01:56 AM

get a running start.

Pointless · 03-04-2003, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by lagwagon
get a running start.

hahahah

BritishTwinks · 03-04-2003, 05:50 AM

Vitamin E and lots of starting and stopping over a long period.

ServerGenius · 03-04-2003, 06:00 AM

Eat fried squid also known as Calamari. It does miracles

DynaMite

TIMZIM · 03-04-2003, 06:00 AM

Stand on a table and you´ll make it right into her eyes !

blazi · 03-04-2003, 06:02 AM

there must be some sorta pill or surgery for this! ask jeeves!

TheWatcher · 03-04-2003, 06:15 AM

Potatoes, Calamari, dont whack off for a day or more..

Build up to close, then stop.. do again.. 3 or 4 times.. youll blow a large load.

phogirl69 · 03-04-2003, 06:22 AM

How come guys shoot farther when a girl sticks her finger up his
"hole where the sun don't shine?" Do guys really dig this?? My ex would never let me come near his butt because he was scared it would make him "gay" if he liked it too much.
The poor guy is in jail now

BVF · 03-04-2003, 06:46 AM

EDIT

I shouldn't have said that

BVF · 03-04-2003, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
How come guys shoot farther when a girl sticks her finger up his
"hole where the sun don't shine?" Do guys really dig this?? My ex would never let me come near his butt because he was scared it would make him "gay" if he liked it too much.
The poor guy is in jail now

the pressure on the prostate...that's the source of where nut is formed...if you hold it down and let it go right when I cum, it makes you cum harder than you ever could normally....

Damn I miss that girl.....I ain't done that shit in years....

Wilbo · 03-04-2003, 06:55 AM

Stick a water hose up your ass and let it rip right when you're getting ready to blow. ( this would probably work well for constipation also)

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