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dyna mo 12-14-2013 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19908717)
Careless, inconsiderate people tend to rely on that way of thinking to park however they feel like.

I see it everyday.

exactamundo.

and it sounds like you know this sort of thing spirals out of control quickly leading to finding the driveway blocked often. uncool needs to be dealt with with uncool else they don't get the message.

SilentKnight 12-14-2013 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19908720)
exactamundo.

and it sounds like you know this sort of thing spirals out of control quickly leading to finding the driveway blocked often. uncool needs to be dealt with with uncool else they don't get the message.

My 9-to-5 is a city bylaw officer (manager) - so yep...I see it spiral out of control on a daily basis.

DBS.US 12-14-2013 11:16 AM

Jack the real wheels up and pull the car till the car is sideways blocking the street.
Call police and report the car blocking the street.

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Sly 12-14-2013 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 19908634)
I'd drive around it and let it slide.

Last week I discovered that my new upstairs neighbor has a drum kit. He was playing in the afternoon for about 20 min. It didn't bother me too much because I was at the other end of the apartment during that time of day. I decided that I would let it be for the time being.

A few nights later he somehow decided that it would be a good idea to play at 10 PM. I did not agree. He has not played since.

mineistaken 12-14-2013 11:24 AM

It depends if I could squeeze in/out somehow or not.

If not possible to squeeze and I want to go out I would knock at neighbor's and ask for car removal.
If not possible to squeeze and I want to go in I would park on the street and drive it in later.

mineistaken 12-14-2013 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19908216)
its the principle of it

If he saw that you could get in/out and there was no other space for him to park then no principle should apply. If he had the space to move further away from your driveway then it may be principle.

SilentKnight 12-14-2013 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19908759)
If he saw that you could get in/out and there was no other space for him to park then no principle should apply.

There's always another place to park somewhere.

The excuse, "There was nowhere else is park" is bullshit-eze for laziness.

You sound like the multitudes of those who give bullshit excuses for your own laziness and lack of simple consideration for others.

mineistaken 12-14-2013 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19908914)
There's always another place to park somewhere.

The excuse, "There was nowhere else is park" is bullshit-eze for laziness.

You sound like the multitudes of those who give bullshit excuses for your own laziness and lack of simple consideration for others.

Wrong, I never park that way and always care if I am blocking something.
However when speaking about situation when you block part of drive way, but you see that it is still easy way out into it there is no need to go park somewhere far away. If you see that it definitely won't cause trouble.

SilentKnight 12-14-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19908927)
Wrong, I never park that way and always care if I am blocking something.

That's at least commendable.

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19908927)
However when speaking about situation when you block part of drive way, but you see that it is still easy way out into it there is no need to go park somewhere far away. If you see that it definitely won't cause trouble.

Blocking ANY portion of a driveway is not only trouble...it's illegal. In our city the bylaw requires a vehicle to be a minimum of 1.4 metres from the curb cut of the driveway. Anything less is considered an infraction and can be ticketed.

What seems like 'no trouble' to you - can easily become a line-of-sight safety issue for the person trying to get out of the driveway - especially if the vehicle blocking the driveway is a large SUV, minivan, Hummer, etc.

JFK 12-14-2013 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19908261)
works wonders for my marked parking space i drew a smiley on the tow truck just to add a personal touch :thumbsup


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funny that, I have a private parking lot, with 3 signs , with Private property, tagged or towed etc on it. Arrogant pricks park right under the signs, like they are entitled. Had many screaming arguments with idiots. Most of the time, I just call the city they will issue a $30 ticket.:thumbsup

JFK 12-14-2013 02:23 PM

Fitty Retards, not knowing how to park :pimp

dyna mo 12-14-2013 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19908941)
Most of the time, I just call the city they will issue a $30 ticket.:thumbsup

nice! :thumbsup

dyna mo 12-14-2013 03:58 PM


MaDalton 12-15-2013 02:58 AM

According to an older thread on here it's perfectly fine to shoot them

CurrentlySober 12-15-2013 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 19908224)
Pour piss into the air vents on the hood right below the windshield. It will dry and he will smell piss every time he runs his A/C or heater.

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19908291)
Take a huge dump on their windshield

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Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 19908391)
Take a dump on the hood!
i've also read that you can ruin their paint job if you place a slice of bologna...

Wait? What? Are you suggesting that you don't just do this anyway, to neighbours cars, regardless of if they are causing a blockage or not? I do it almost daily, as a simple common curtesy, to ensure my neighbours know my bowels work...


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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19908755)
It depends if I could squeeze one out...


Dude! You gotta PRACTICE! Then you can ALWAYS... 'Squeeze one out'....

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19908755)
If not possible to squeeze and I want to go layer...

Good Boy, Padowan :thumbsup

TheDA 12-15-2013 03:59 AM

I'd probably just go and ask them to move it if it was stopping me from doing something. If it wasn't then I'd mention it to them the next time I saw them.

inabon 12-15-2013 04:00 AM

If it was me i would accidentally put my jeep in neurtal and let one of my tires do its thing on that car but exacly and only to the area that is in my territory hehe


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