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Fitty Retards, not knowing how to park :pimp

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19908941)

Most of the time, I just call the city they will issue a $30 ticket.:thumbsup

nice! :thumbsup

According to an older thread on here it's perfectly fine to shoot them

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 19908224)

Pour piss into the air vents on the hood right below the windshield. It will dry and he will smell piss every time he runs his A/C or heater.

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19908291)

Take a huge dump on their windshield

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Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 19908391)

Take a dump on the hood!
i've also read that you can ruin their paint job if you place a slice of bologna...

Wait? What? Are you suggesting that you don't just do this anyway, to neighbours cars, regardless of if they are causing a blockage or not? I do it almost daily, as a simple common curtesy, to ensure my neighbours know my bowels work...

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19908755)

It depends if I could squeeze one out...

Dude! You gotta PRACTICE! Then you can ALWAYS... 'Squeeze one out'....

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19908755)

If not possible to squeeze and I want to go layer...

Good Boy, Padowan :thumbsup

I'd probably just go and ask them to move it if it was stopping me from doing something. If it wasn't then I'd mention it to them the next time I saw them.

If it was me i would accidentally put my jeep in neurtal and let one of my tires do its thing on that car but exacly and only to the area that is in my territory hehe