Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • OzKaNoz
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 1834
    #1

    Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests

    Boy Scouts, Lawyers, And Priests

    Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
    The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
    The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
    The priest says, "Do we have time?"



    Sorry about this one
    Oz
    Techie Media Web Hosting
    Tags: None
    • Zoe_Zoebaboe
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 4463
      #2
      2 pedophiles are on a beach, and the one pedophile says to the other pedophile, " Hey you! Get outta my son!"

      son=sun

      Better said then written.
      http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
      ICQ: 166862923
      Email: [email protected]

        Comment

        • TheJimmy
          ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
          • Jan 2001
          • 10747
          #3
          Get visual for this one to work....



          Imagine someone standing behind you, with an arm reaching under your arm and with the hand behind your neck...

          What is that called?

          A Half-Nelson


          What is it called with both arms are in that position behind you?

          A Full-Nelson



          What is it called when both arms are reaching under your armpits, hands on your neck, while the person is bumping & grinding on your rump?

          A Father-Nelson
          Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

            Comment

            • Zoe_Zoebaboe
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2002
              • 4463
              #4
              A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods at night. The little boy complains "Its dark and scary in here." The pedophile replies with "Thats nothing, I have to walk back alone!"
              http://www.myspace.com/jennabea
              ICQ: 166862923
              Email: [email protected]

                Comment

                Previous template Next
                Working...