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Old 11-26-2013, 04:15 PM   #1
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Women never eat fiber. They're always constipated and have nasty, hairy, smelly assholes.

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Old 11-26-2013, 04:17 PM   #2
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Next time you're on a date, slip a Fibercon in her drink..
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Old 11-26-2013, 04:19 PM   #3
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That's exactly why anal sex with a man is much more enjoyable.
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Old 11-26-2013, 04:21 PM   #4
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Next time you're on a date, slip a Fibercon in her drink..
I went out with a chick who ALWAYS -- I mean ALWAYS -- seemed to have one at the door. Any time I ever stuck my finger up her ass I'd run into a turd. Really turned me off.

To me it seems like that would be very uncomfortable, but she was a pretty wierd girl so maybe that was something she was into.
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Old 11-26-2013, 04:25 PM   #5
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I went out with a chick who ALWAYS -- I mean ALWAYS -- seemed to have one at the door. Any time I ever stuck my finger up her ass I'd run into a turd. Really turned me off.

To me it seems like that would be very uncomfortable, but she was a pretty wierd girl so maybe that was something she was into.
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Old 11-26-2013, 06:42 PM   #6
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I went out with a chick who ALWAYS -- I mean ALWAYS -- seemed to have one at the door. Any time I ever stuck my finger up her ass I'd run into a turd. Really turned me off.

To me it seems like that would be very uncomfortable, but she was a pretty wierd girl so maybe that was something she was into.
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Old 11-26-2013, 06:44 PM   #7
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I went out with a chick who ALWAYS -- I mean ALWAYS -- seemed to have one at the door. Any time I ever stuck my finger up her ass I'd run into a turd. Really turned me off.

To me it seems like that would be very uncomfortable, but she was a pretty wierd girl so maybe that was something she was into.
Push her stomach before fingering her ass then.. If not, just go for the vag...
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Old 11-26-2013, 06:47 PM   #8
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Old 11-26-2013, 07:23 PM   #9
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Disgusting.
You will have a hard time being gay...learn to love the Pusa!
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:06 AM   #10
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I went out with a chick who ALWAYS -- I mean ALWAYS -- seemed to have one at the door. Any time I ever stuck my finger up her ass I'd run into a turd. Really turned me off.

To me it seems like that would be very uncomfortable, but she was a pretty wierd girl so maybe that was something she was into.
She sticks a plastic one up there before seeing you to put a stop on your anal adventures.
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:13 AM   #11
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Any time I ever stuck my finger up her ass I'd run into a turd. Really turned me on...


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Old 11-27-2013, 06:44 AM   #12
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I have a nasty, hairy, smelly asshole. I guess I must be a woman.
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Old 11-27-2013, 06:46 AM   #13
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Old 11-27-2013, 07:38 AM   #14
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She sticks a plastic one up there before seeing you to put a stop on your anal adventures.
Women shit only once every 3 days at the least.

Average woman has 3 days of shit packed in her colon.
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Old 11-27-2013, 08:35 AM   #15
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I went out with a chick who ALWAYS -- I mean ALWAYS -- seemed to have one at the door. Any time I ever stuck my finger up her ass I'd run into a turd. Really turned me off.

To me it seems like that would be very uncomfortable, but she was a pretty wierd girl so maybe that was something she was into.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:22 PM   #16
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It's true. Women beef irregularly and when they do beef they beef huge and block the toiler. Anyone who has lived with one or more women can attest to this. You spend all your time unblocking the toilet from the huge beefs they beef every 3-4 days. Even the most petite, skinny girl will spend three days constipated and then beef so huge it'll block the toilet. They're disgusting.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:30 PM   #17
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I had a g/f that would leave floaters. Nothing grosser than going to take a piss and seeing a floater that escaped the last flush. I would have to trap it under toilet paper to get it to sink then flush it or it would just circle the bowl. Nasty.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:53 PM   #18
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:33 PM   #19
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Tru. Women thimk shittimg makes them less hot amd sexy. My ex crappd every few days max. Amd woh it was vile!

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