Help me unclog my god damn ears

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  • jollyperv
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 3927
    #1

    Help me unclog my god damn ears

    I'm fucked, I'm deaf out of my right ear from a cold I got last week....I've taken decongestant, used cu-tips, yawned, held my nose and all the other conventional methods, to no avail....I'm about to lose my fucking mind.

    Any ideas?
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    • mjrools23
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 1604
      #2
      remove the penis from the ear
      http://www.pornstarxposed.com/

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        • Gutterboy
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2002
          • 4751
          #3
          Go to drugstore, buy earwax removal system.

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            • jollyperv
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2001
              • 3927
              #4
              Originally posted by mjrools23
              remove the penis from the ear
              I told you, I've tried all the conventional methods.

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                • BigFrog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 2057
                  #5
                  had the same thing last month dude.....the hearing in my right ear was all muffled and it felt horrible.....made my eyes water all the time.
                  the only thing i can suggest is getting some antibiotics....of course, my sickness ended up going into a full blown lung infection.....i was also too hardcore and refused to give up smoking

                  either way, it goes away....you just have to wait it out.....and dont mess with it dude....you'll make it worse.

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                    • Interlude
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1147
                      #6
                      Using q-tips is mostly likely where you went wrong... all those fucking things do is push the wax further into your ear. Go to a doctor and have 'em clean your ear out, it feels pretty good actually

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                        • Rodent
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 1462
                          #7
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                            • GTS Mark
                              Vrume Mark
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 20912
                              #8
                              I had an awful amount of wax build up in my ear last summer. I thought swimming would help it naturally dissolve but no luck. My dad (who is a doctor) flushed my ears out with water and holy fucking shit the amount of shit that came out astounded me! I could'nt believe what a difference it made. And the most important thing! It didn't hurt!

                              DH

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                                • bogo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 1982
                                  #9
                                  yeah ,go see a doctor.More than likely,its just wax built up around the ear drum,BUT DONT LET HIM USE THAT FUCKN PUMP,WHICH HE INJECTS A FLUID IN YOUR EAR, AND THEN SUCKS IT BACK OUT.TELL HIMM TO DO IT BY HAND,WITH THE PICK AND TISSUE.
                                  I HAD MY EAR FLUSHED OUT WITH THE PUMP,AND NOW 2 FUCKN YEARS LATER I HAVE TINNITUS,WHICH IS A HIGH PITCH RINGING THATS THERE 24/7.
                                  NOW ALL THE DOCTORS TELL ME TO"LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT".
                                  THERE IS NO FUCKN CURE.

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                                    • -=HOAX=-
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 4365
                                      #10
                                      I have someone pour hydrogen peroxide into my ears...
                                      Insert Value Here.

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