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L0stMind · 03-03-2003, 04:28 PM

Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America.

We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America.

After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber.

Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey.

In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812.

I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer.

I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq.

I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your
side.

I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different.

Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism.

I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

ZoiNk · 03-03-2003, 05:02 PM

ZoiNk

Naughty · 03-03-2003, 05:29 PM

Nice

pine · 03-03-2003, 05:37 PM

Rick Mercer's monologues are classic.

stimpsy · 03-03-2003, 06:57 PM

Im glad to see that at least some people on this board have something in their head.

Congratulations for not saying insanity like the one i saw last week that was proposing to do tattoes on every arab in the USA to be able to recognize them.

It seems that history repeats every 50 years or so.

MonkeyMan · 03-03-2003, 07:07 PM

I hope saddam cuts your dirty canuck eyeballs out.

03-03-2003, 04:28 PM	#1
L0stMind Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Vancity Posts: 1,681	this hour has 22 minutes... funny! Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you. __________________ http://cashcore.com - Make Money. http://ezprovider.net - Hosting.

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stimpsy Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Montreal,Qc,Canada Posts: 43	Im glad to see that at least some people on this board have something in their head. Congratulations for not saying insanity like the one i saw last week that was proposing to do tattoes on every arab in the USA to be able to recognize them. It seems that history repeats every 50 years or so. __________________ No need to sign

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MonkeyMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New York.... Not the city... Up north further. Its about a six hour drive to the city from here. I don't like the city much. The air is not as clean, but they do have better strip clubs. Posts: 1,026	I hope saddam cuts your dirty canuck eyeballs out.