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DiamonMike 11-15-2013 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19874746)
What will the money be used for?

It will be used to promote a product i found. Part of it for some articles and some backlinks and the rest for facebook and adword campaigns

OneHungLo 11-15-2013 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874736)
Yeah thanks for your kind advice AdultKing. Still doesn't solve my problem.

WHat do you need the money for? An investment? Elaborate if so.

L-Pink 11-15-2013 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874747)
It will be used to promote a product i found. Part of it for some articles and some backlinks and the rest for facebook and adword campaigns

So this is a loan for promoting a product you hope to profitably sell. Meaning the loan will only be repaid if your new business proves profitable. How will you repay if this new idea doesn't turn a profit ..... Since the odds are it won't?

DiamonMike 11-15-2013 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19874752)
WHat do you need the money for? An investment? Elaborate if so.

Yes it's an investment.I need it to promote a product and make some money.I don't know what to elaborate.

I want to make a review website for that product, an adword and a facebook campaign and some Seo

AdultKing 11-15-2013 08:35 PM

Betting it on the horses would probably be a more likely investment to provide a return, based on your marketing skills in this thread :2 cents:

DiamonMike 11-15-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19874755)
So this is a loan for promoting a product you hope to profitably sell. Meaning the loan will only be repaid if your new business proves profitable. How will you repay if this new idea doesn't turn a profit ..... Since the odds are it won't?

I hope it will.That's why i said i`l be paying 10% every month i fail to give back all $400.

I hope it will take me less than a month to get that money paid back.

I will have the $400 coming from someone just not soon enough so i thought i will give them back from there if everything fails, witch i hope it doesn't.

AdultKing 11-15-2013 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874762)
I hope it will.That's why i said i`l be paying 10% every month i fail to give back all $400.

I hope it will take me less than a month to get that money paid back.

I will have the $400 coming from someone just not soon enough so i thought i will give them back from there if everything fails, witch i hope it doesn't.

Selling incest domains isn't cool. :2 cents:

DiamonMike 11-15-2013 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 19874759)
Betting it on the horses would probably be a more likely investment to provide a return, based on your marketing skills in this thread :2 cents:

My marketing skills don't show up in this thread.I`m not looking to sell you anything and i kinda had a restraint if to start this thread or not.I should've listen to my instincts.

Maybe that's what you took for lack of marketing skills.I`m just shy and not certain if it will get me the results i was looking for.

I never tried to hard after seeing the answers i got here and on some other boards.

whOaKemosabe 11-15-2013 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874765)
My marketing skills don't show up in this thread.I`m not looking to sell you anything and i kinda had a restraint if to start this thread or not.I should've listen to my instincts.

Maybe that's what you took for lack of marketing skills.I`m just shy and not certain if it will get me the results i was looking for.

I never tried to hard after seeing the answers i got here and on some other boards.

Fill out a college application online and you can get a loan.

DiamonMike 11-15-2013 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 19874764)
Selling incest domains isn't cool. :2 cents:

Well you are in the adult business.You know there are a lot of "fantasy" videos there about brother and sister and stuff like that.So don't blame me for them.I`m not a producer.

.com and .net of it are taken.So i guess i`m not the only one. I bet if it was a .com you would've bought it.It has 170.000 exact searches per month.So yeah...

whOaKemosabe 11-15-2013 08:48 PM

50 scams

_Richard_ 11-15-2013 08:48 PM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1126196

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DiamonMike 11-15-2013 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe (Post 19874772)
50 scams

Whatever.

Please keep all comments for you if you are not willing to help with anything.

All you do is trolling ppl's treads with photos and small jokes so you can get the post count up. Leave me alone please!

OneHungLo 11-15-2013 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874774)
Whatever.

Please keep all comments for you if you are not willing to help with anything.

All you do is trolling ppl's treads with photos and small jokes so you can get the post count up. Leave me alone please!

PM me exactly what you plan to do and if I think it's viable I will invest the money and split it with you.

edit...by invest I mean not just hand you over $400 but I will invest the money and have full control of where the money goes (in and out.)

DiamonMike 11-15-2013 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19874776)
PM me exactly what you plan to do and if I think it's viable I will invest the money and split it with you.

edit...by invest I mean not just hand you over $400 but I will invest the money and have full control of where the money goes (in and out.)

I really appreciate your help.You are one of few who took me serious.

With all do respect i will have to decline! I never done anything like this and i wouldn't know how to behave anyway.I mean to work with someone's money and not have full control.

Don't get me wrong.I do appreciate you are willing to help me, but i just can't do it like this.

Cheers!

baddog 11-15-2013 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874452)
I will pay 40$ per month until i get the $400 to payback

My calculator must be fucked up; I am not finding the 10% interest in that.

DiamonMike 11-15-2013 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19874782)
My calculator must be fucked up; I am not finding the 10% interest in that.

It's because i didn't express myself properly. What i wannit to say is i`l pay $40/month witch will not be deducted from those $400. Those $400 i will pay as a whole.

adastra80 11-15-2013 09:45 PM

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

sarettah 11-15-2013 11:07 PM

Hmm, what is the $400 for? Bills and living or are you trying to do something biz wise with it?

Just curious.

.

DiamonMike 11-15-2013 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19874814)
Hmm, what is the $400 for? Bills and living or are you trying to do something biz wise with it?

Just curious.

.

For something biz wise.

x-rate 11-15-2013 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19874814)
Hmm, what is the $400 for? Bills and living or are you trying to do something biz wise with it?

Just curious.

.

What about reading the whole thread before posting?

sarettah 11-15-2013 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by x-rate (Post 19874820)
What about reading the whole thread before posting?

1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day :thumbsup

.

OneHungLo 11-15-2013 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19874821)
1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day :thumbsup

.

http://i.imgur.com/kDm2ED3.gif

2MuchMark 11-15-2013 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19874600)

That....is..... awesome!


DiamonMike : Sororityteens.Com is cool domain name.

adultchatpay 11-16-2013 12:22 AM

Goodluck with the loan!

DiamonMike 11-16-2013 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19874823)
That....is..... awesome!


DiamonMike : Sororityteens.Com is cool domain name.

IMO all the .com's are cool. They are very niche specific but they are good names in the right hands imo.

I had some offers on some of them a while back but didn't take them.I kinda regret it now...

bean-aid 11-16-2013 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19874821)
1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day :thumbsup

.

He wants to get some shnizz ass to promote some productivity while purchasing some of the super fly snooka stuff at same time. It's called... ROI beatchz...

... or this :party-smi

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874757)
Yes it's an investment.I need it to promote a product and make some money.I don't know what to elaborate.

I want to make a review website for that product, an adword and a facebook campaign and some Seo


DiamonMike 11-16-2013 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19874821)
1. I did read through the whole thread.

2. I did not see what the reason was.

3. I apologize profusely for missing it if it was there.

4. Go Fuck Yourself you stupid ass fuck.

5. Have a nice day :thumbsup

.

No need to apologize.I just need the money to get a promotion started for a product in CB.

I kinda thought of everything and that's the budget i need to at least try it.

I`m not 100% it will work that's why i mentioned the 10% and the domains.

If i knew for sure it will work i would've take a loan with 100% interest.

Thanks for stopping buy :D

DiamonMike 11-16-2013 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19874848)
He wants to get some shnizz ass to promote some productivity while purchasing some of the super fly snooka stuff at same time. It's called... ROI beatchz...

... or this :party-smi

Thanks for clearing that out :D

sarettah 11-16-2013 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiamonMike (Post 19874849)
No need to apologize.I just need the money to get a promotion started for a product in CB.

I kinda thought of everything and that's the budget i need to at least try it.

I`m not 100% it will work that's why i mentioned the 10% and the domains.

If i knew for sure it will work i would've take a loan with 100% interest.

Thanks for stopping buy :D

1. I was apologizing (sort of) to the dipwad that chose to try to educate me on how a forum works.

2. It would seem to me that if you wanted to you could do your project for a lot less than $400. Might have to skip the adword campaign up front, or find a deal where you can get $100 or so in free adwords, but the rest of it is doable for pretty much the cost of the domain and some hosting. You would have to do the grunt work yourself but it is doable.

Just imho, of course.

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DiamonMike 11-16-2013 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19874859)
1. I was apologizing (sort of) to the dipwad that chose to try to educate me on how a forum works.

2. It would seem to me that if you wanted to you could do your project for a lot less than $400. Might have to skip the adword campaign up front, or find a deal where you can get $100 or so in free adwords, but the rest of it is doable for pretty much the cost of the domain and some hosting. You would have to do the grunt work yourself but it is doable.

Just imho, of course.

.

I already thought of that but i can't do nothing without some money.

I don't know how to write articles and the review for the product (not english native and no writer either)

I don't know how to manually build links or do any external seo so i will need to buy those too.

About the adwords, that's what i was thinking.To get some 100$ vouchers and use those.

I also have to make 1-2 video reviewing the product that also need to be paid.

So yeah , everything must be paid with money.If i knew i could do this without i never would have asked for a loan.

PornDiscounts-V 11-16-2013 01:41 AM

Good luck again. I think the offer you were extended was not so much he makes all decisions for you, but that you inform him before spending half the budget on something.

nexcom28 11-16-2013 01:44 AM

Post a copy of your passport or national ID card along with a recent utility bill or bank statement hosted on one if your own sites rather than gfy and I or someone here might be more inclined to send money than to someone they have no idea who it is.

Lace 11-16-2013 03:44 AM

This has scam written all over it.

Oracle Porn 11-16-2013 03:50 AM

ok ill give you the money what's your paypal?



























j/k. gfy.

Jel 11-16-2013 04:42 AM

I see your

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 19874600)

and I raise you



what kind of wood is this anyway?

Manfap 11-16-2013 04:54 AM

Thing is on this board, people have ripped people off for years, I can think of only 2 people on here I'd lend money to, and both of them dont need it.

You've had fake cancer, dying kids, house fires blah blah and everytime its been a scam.

Jel 11-16-2013 05:03 AM

the 'I only stole content because I didn't want the site to be empty' did it for me :1orglaugh

Emil 11-16-2013 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19874490)
I just lent out $400 to a friend. Last time I loaned out money it took me four years to get the money back.

Yeah, some people just suck! The worst part is when they buy stuff like alcohol and other stuff they don't really need instead of paying back. This is the reason why I don't let people (except my family) borrow money from me anymore.

iSpyCams 11-16-2013 07:24 AM

If you really needed a $400 loan and were willing to pay 10% interest MONTHLY as you claim, (120%/year) I am sure there are loan sharks and thugs local to you who will lend you the money and can break your legs as needed when you fail to pay.

Your shady location (by default most fraud scrubs will not allow transactions from Italy at all due to extremely high fraud rates), low post count, idiotic choice of domains and shitty English are all indications that you are not trustworthy and as far as I know folks around here simply do not loan money to each other, even to well known posters with long track records. It is just not what we do.

I have been known to throw money around like an idiot on occasion but personally wouldn't dream of lending you money.


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