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OneHungLo

11-10-2013 10:16 PM

And then 6 months later you realized that new cashier was letting all her deadbeat friends with stolen credit cards and bad credit buy pizzas and then all the charge backs come rolling in. The next thing you know your merchant account is canceled and you're out of business.

OneHungLo

11-10-2013 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19868631)

I'm hungry... getting late too. Not good to eat right before sleep.

Pizza is always good cold as well, even reheated in microwave makes for some satisfying deliciousness.

http://i.imgur.com/R0jRaMn.jpg

bean-aid

11-10-2013 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19868639)

http://i.imgur.com/R0jRaMn.jpg

Never even thought of that :thumbsup

I always just used aluminum foil to keep the freshness in while microwaving :upsidedow

whOaKemosabe

11-10-2013 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner (Post 19868640)

Never even thought of that :thumbsup

I always just used aluminum foil to keep the freshness in while microwaving :upsidedow

i like eating pizza and sardeens

http://thegrazingpanda.files.wordpre...sley.jpg?w=500

Struggle4Bucks

11-10-2013 11:09 PM

Microwave??? Pizzas belong in an oven:helpme

bean-aid

11-10-2013 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19868668)

Microwave??? Pizzas belong in an oven:helpme

Even third party heating of something inherently awesome, is still satisfying.

BaliPimp

11-10-2013 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19868114)

Congratulation with your improved ratios/sales.

The improved ratios you are seeing now I always had with Epoch. Don't blame 3rd party processors but blame the ones that are doing a shitty job.

Ok so now that you trippled your sales by changing your biller... what are you going to do next? You are allready at your next ceiling! Are you now going to look for a biller that can quadruple your sales?:winkwink: If you depend on billers for growth you've allready lost!

So the real question here is now: what are you going to do to really grow your business?

Eat more black sausage!

JFK	11-11-2013 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaliPimp (Post 19868692)

Eat more black sausage!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

bushwacker

11-11-2013 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 19868045)

either your old bitch was skimming or your new cashier has a nicer rack :thumbsup

my buddy runs a pizza joint/few locations, hires intelligent hotties, doesn't skim on ingredient costs, seen him deliver pizza to competitors with a note saying "this is how shit's supposed to taste" :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

geedub

11-11-2013 06:05 AM

Hey Swirls, pop quiz, I have a sponsor that uses their own merchant and this period I only have 5 joins out of 32 submits. Who is fucking me over in this situation?????

Juicy D. Links

11-11-2013 06:18 AM

Yummmyyyyy Pizzaaaaaaaaaa

SwirlsGirl

11-11-2013 07:21 AM

if your pizza does not afford you ample cheese topping please ask your female sibbling to borrow a few specs of delicious *fromunder* cheese....make sure it is imported straight fromunder his sack

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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