DR Whoremonger gringo spanish glossary v3.1 - GoFuckYourself.com

shimmy2 · 11-01-2013, 09:48 AM

Just updated my glossary for fun, enjoy:

Abusadora ? literally ?the abusing machine? or a girl who abuses and takes things too far. Always taking never reciprocating back. Eventually 85% of DR girls become abusadoras.
Cheapy-Cheapy ? you?re a cheap motherfucker. however, don?t take it personal when said by a dominican whore.
Novia ? Level 1 girlfriend. Your main bitch. the one you see the most often and spend the most on. The one you take out in public.
Cuero ? Level 2 girlfriend. something like your mistress, your 2nd string girl. Your ?novia? is aware of you fucking her and they may be friends. You don?t take her out in public.
Amante ? Level 3 girlfriend. your secret out of town girlfriend nobody knows about. Your Novia and Cueros do not like this bitch at all but know she exists.
Ven Aki (aqui) ? Come here
KLK? (que lo que?) ? Whats up?
Tu ta loco perra! (tu esta loco) ? You?re crazy bitch!
Mama guevo! ? Suck my dick!
Es Verdad si? ? Are you really telling me the truth? (good luck on that one nigga!)
Yamame no tengo minutos papi! ? Call me back I want to burn up your cellphone minutes instead of mine
Cono! Ese hierba son basura ? This weed is garbage. Fuck!
Lo siento pero yo no habla con putas ? Sorry but I don?t talk to prostitutes (always good for a laugh)
Cuanto muchachos tu singar hoy? Dime la verdad. ? How many guys have you fucked today? Tell me the truth.
Cuantos bambinos y es todo mal? ? How many kids you got, and how bad are they?
Voy a la bomba ? I?m going to the gas station (IMPORTANT: best spot for you to pickup/dropoff girls without witnesses)
Las chicas de Passions son 2500 pesos todo la noche, tu ta mafiosa vaca ? Passions girls are 2500 pesos all night, so stop trying to hustle me you heffer.
Even more useful phrases

Ay Cono! ? Oh shit/damn/fuck! (depending on how loud you say it)
Tiene Papi Chulo? ? Do you have a Pimp daddy?
Singame! ? Fuck me!
Adonde va? ? Where you going?
Conmigo mi casa ? Come to my house with me
Cuando? ? When?
Mafioso ? Guys who don?t pay as promised, guys who steal shit, corrupt dominicans, 3rd world pornographers from america with big cameras, etc
Mafiosa ? Girls that steal iphones, jewelry, money, etc.
A que hora? ? At what time?
Tiene cocaina? ? Do you have cocaine?
Condone ? Condom
Culo ? Ass
Toto ? Pussy
Penga ? Dick
Totico ? Small Pussy
Totone ? Big Pussy
Yo tengo un carro ? I have a car
Yo soy un cheapy-cheapy negrito para nueva york ? I am a cheap ass hahahahahaha from new york
Yo soy un rapero. Yo sabe Young Jeezy y Vov Abraxas. ? I am a rapper. I know Young Jeezy and Vov Abraxas.
No propinas para tu ? No tips for you
Calmate perra, yo necisito voy a cajero ? Calm down bitch, I need to go to the ATM machine
Mi madre vaca esta enferma ? My mothers cow is sick
Mi bambino padre esta muerte ? My babydaddy is dead (dominican girls say this ALL the time)
Yo estoy un abogado ? I am a lawyer (note: 70% of dominicans say they are lawyers!)
Enviar Western Union, ahora papi! ? Send western union, right now daddy!
Cuando su novio salir? ? When does your boyfriend leave? (useful phrase for locals and longterm visitors)
My friend ? Universal spanish for ?I want your money?
Ey yo mane! ? Common phrase uttered by begging streetkids to new york negroes. Its the only english they know. They want your money too.
Del otro lado ? The other side. (say this to a DR chica in bed, she will understand it means turnover for doggystyle, let me spoon up hit it from the side, etc
Ladron ? Thief/burglar/politician/lawyer (pick one)
Mierda ? Shit
Damelo mami ? Give it to me baby

Manfap · 11-01-2013, 10:36 AM

hostia, tu huele a pescado.

Screwed Up · 11-01-2013, 01:58 PM

Haaa, I always enjoy reading your posts.
Keep it up, shimmy.

ottopottomouse · 11-01-2013, 03:55 PM

I didn't think I knew any Spanish but some of them I could work out the meaning without the translation

aztecboi2003 · 11-02-2013, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap

hostia, tu huele a pescado.

lol no mames wey

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2013, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap

hostia, tu huele a pescado.

¡Ajajajajajajajaja!

klinton · 11-02-2013, 09:46 AM

terrible spanish man, even in DR they dont make so many mistakes in spelling and writing ;-)

11-01-2013, 09:48 AM	#1
shimmy2 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Dominican Republic Posts: 3,250	DR Whoremonger gringo spanish glossary v3.1 Just updated my glossary for fun, enjoy: Abusadora ? literally ?the abusing machine? or a girl who abuses and takes things too far. Always taking never reciprocating back. Eventually 85% of DR girls become abusadoras. Cheapy-Cheapy ? you?re a cheap motherfucker. however, don?t take it personal when said by a dominican whore. Novia ? Level 1 girlfriend. Your main bitch. the one you see the most often and spend the most on. The one you take out in public. Cuero ? Level 2 girlfriend. something like your mistress, your 2nd string girl. Your ?novia? is aware of you fucking her and they may be friends. You don?t take her out in public. Amante ? Level 3 girlfriend. your secret out of town girlfriend nobody knows about. Your Novia and Cueros do not like this bitch at all but know she exists. Ven Aki (aqui) ? Come here KLK? (que lo que?) ? Whats up? Tu ta loco perra! (tu esta loco) ? You?re crazy bitch! Mama guevo! ? Suck my dick! Es Verdad si? ? Are you really telling me the truth? (good luck on that one nigga!) Yamame no tengo minutos papi! ? Call me back I want to burn up your cellphone minutes instead of mine Cono! Ese hierba son basura ? This weed is garbage. Fuck! Lo siento pero yo no habla con putas ? Sorry but I don?t talk to prostitutes (always good for a laugh) Cuanto muchachos tu singar hoy? Dime la verdad. ? How many guys have you fucked today? Tell me the truth. Cuantos bambinos y es todo mal? ? How many kids you got, and how bad are they? Voy a la bomba ? I?m going to the gas station (IMPORTANT: best spot for you to pickup/dropoff girls without witnesses) Las chicas de Passions son 2500 pesos todo la noche, tu ta mafiosa vaca ? Passions girls are 2500 pesos all night, so stop trying to hustle me you heffer. Even more useful phrases Ay Cono! ? Oh shit/damn/fuck! (depending on how loud you say it) Tiene Papi Chulo? ? Do you have a Pimp daddy? Singame! ? Fuck me! Adonde va? ? Where you going? Conmigo mi casa ? Come to my house with me Cuando? ? When? Mafioso ? Guys who don?t pay as promised, guys who steal shit, corrupt dominicans, 3rd world pornographers from america with big cameras, etc Mafiosa ? Girls that steal iphones, jewelry, money, etc. A que hora? ? At what time? Tiene cocaina? ? Do you have cocaine? Condone ? Condom Culo ? Ass Toto ? Pussy Penga ? Dick Totico ? Small Pussy Totone ? Big Pussy Yo tengo un carro ? I have a car Yo soy un cheapy-cheapy negrito para nueva york ? I am a cheap ass hahahahahaha from new york Yo soy un rapero. Yo sabe Young Jeezy y Vov Abraxas. ? I am a rapper. I know Young Jeezy and Vov Abraxas. No propinas para tu ? No tips for you Calmate perra, yo necisito voy a cajero ? Calm down bitch, I need to go to the ATM machine Mi madre vaca esta enferma ? My mothers cow is sick Mi bambino padre esta muerte ? My babydaddy is dead (dominican girls say this ALL the time) Yo estoy un abogado ? I am a lawyer (note: 70% of dominicans say they are lawyers!) Enviar Western Union, ahora papi! ? Send western union, right now daddy! Cuando su novio salir? ? When does your boyfriend leave? (useful phrase for locals and longterm visitors) My friend ? Universal spanish for ?I want your money? Ey yo mane! ? Common phrase uttered by begging streetkids to new york negroes. Its the only english they know. They want your money too. Del otro lado ? The other side. (say this to a DR chica in bed, she will understand it means turnover for doggystyle, let me spoon up hit it from the side, etc Ladron ? Thief/burglar/politician/lawyer (pick one) Mierda ? Shit Damelo mami ? Give it to me baby __________________ Make $$$ with Toticos.com! \| Email: 1bluemiata@gmail \| Joutube: ShimmyCash \| Faceberg: ShimmyCash

11-01-2013, 01:58 PM	#3
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11-01-2013, 03:55 PM	#4
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	I didn't think I knew any Spanish but some of them I could work out the meaning without the translation __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

11-01-2013, 10:36 AM	#2
Manfap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,622	hostia, tu huele a pescado.

11-02-2013, 09:46 AM	#7
klinton So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: online Posts: 8,766	terrible spanish man, even in DR they dont make so many mistakes in spelling and writing ;-)