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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77397

    #1

    he's not gay!

    Russell Brand Gave A Guy A Handjob In A Bar Bathroom!
    LOL he says he's not gay! took him 30 minutes to finish the guy



    ?I w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ?I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that?s ?cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.' I trawled around Soho?going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ?Anyone want me to wank them off?? And this bloke goes, ?Yep??So we goes to the lavvy ? me, him, the director ? and?he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is?I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn?t go hard! And we?re?in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ?I think?it would be easier if I was able to touch yours?. And I [thought] ?F*cking hell mate, do us a favor!? And the director goes: ?Go on Russell it would be funny?? So I take down my trousers and pants?and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. I?m such a sex narcissist that, even though I?m not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank?[A]fter about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.?
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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #2
    No self respecting homosexual would touch him with a cattle prod - He's gross...

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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67798

      #3
      Hasn't he been accused of banging that tranny that was on Celeb Big Brother aswell ??


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      • dyna mo
        just a fucking jerk
        • Dec 2008
        • 68184

        #4
        that's not a good recovery post katie

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        • ottopottomouse
          She is ugly, bad luck.
          • Jan 2010
          • 13177

          #5
          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
          No self respecting homosexual would touch him with a cattle prod - He's gross...
          I've heard exactly the same from girls but he must appeal to someone???
          ↑ see post ↑
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          • brassmonkey
            Pay It Forward
            • Sep 2005
            • 77397

            #6
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            • DWB
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 31779

              #7
              Good story. Everyone is gay every once in a while.

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              • brassmonkey
                Pay It Forward
                • Sep 2005
                • 77397

                #8
                Originally posted by DWB
                Good story. Everyone is gay every once in a while.
                i dont get its ok when its females. guys doing the same thing is a sin. its his life the correct term is bi sexual not gay
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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9
                  Well then ……...

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                  • Fetish Gimp
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 1699

                    #10
                    Nobody in their right mind would think of calling someone else a Mexican if that person ate tacos every once in a while.

                    Yet you jerk off ONE cock and you're forever a faggot
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                    • brassmonkey
                      Pay It Forward
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77397

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fetish Gimp
                      Nobody in their right mind would think of calling someone else a Mexican if that person ate tacos every once in a while.

                      Yet you jerk off ONE cock and you're forever a faggot
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                      • rogueteens
                        So fucking bland
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 8005

                        #12
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                        • mineistaken
                          See signature :)
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 29656

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fetish Gimp
                          Nobody in their right mind would think of calling someone else a Mexican if that person ate tacos every once in a while.

                          Yet you jerk off ONE cock and you're forever a faggot
                          Because sexuality is determined by what you do sexually and nationality is not determined by what kind of food you eat

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                          • bronco67
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 29032

                            #14
                            Like Dice said ..."you either suck dicks, or you do not suck dicks. There's no in between".

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                            • dillonaire
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2009
                              • 1795

                              #15
                              Its only gay if you look down at the cock.



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                              • candyflip
                                Carpe Visio
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 43069

                                #16
                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                that's not a good recovery post katie
                                Happened long before her. And I think he was big into heroin at the time. But still...

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                                • EddyTheDog
                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                  • Jan 2011
                                  • 25433

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by rogueteens
                                  best thing America ever did was taking it off our hands, saved us a bullet.
                                  Amen.....

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                                  • L-Pink
                                    working on my tan
                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 39151

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by gamelinkjeff
                                    Its only gay if you look down at the cock.



                                    YES ! I knew I wasn't gay.

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                                    • EddyTheDog
                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                      • Jan 2011
                                      • 25433

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                      YES ! I knew I wasn't gay.
                                      So, if you don't look you are just being a good friend?..

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                                      • L-Pink
                                        working on my tan
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 39151

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                        So, if you don't look you are just being a good friend?..
                                        Let's not over think this, right now I'm in the clear.

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                                        • Courtney_Kellfind
                                          Registered User
                                          • Aug 2013
                                          • 58

                                          #21
                                          Haha, clearly with that kind of time he's not gay.

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                                          • AllAboutCams
                                            Femcams.com
                                            • Jul 2011
                                            • 12234

                                            #22
                                            What a fucking nut
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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133986

                                              #23
                                              Always thought he was a poofter

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                                              • Jim_Gunn
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 5702

                                                #24
                                                After Charlie Sheen, Russel Brand is the number two celeb that young porn chicks on my sets brag about fucking. He has a taste for them, lol.

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                                                • AllAboutCams
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                                                  • Jul 2011
                                                  • 12234

                                                  #25
                                                  Who would want to fuck a girl after he has fucked them?
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                                                  • oppoten
                                                    NAME THE JEW
                                                    • Nov 2007
                                                    • 4793

                                                    #26
                                                    He's not gay, he's just a Soho kid playing at being a rent boy



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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      You have to chop down more than one tree to be considered a lumberjack.

                                                      Last edited by baddog; 10-23-2013, 11:03 AM.

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                                                      • _Richard_
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 30991

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                        Let's not over think this, right now I'm in the clear.

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                                                        • _Richard_
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 30991

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by rogueteens
                                                          best thing America ever did was taking it off our hands, saved us a bullet.

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                                                          • ilnjscb
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 8973

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DWB
                                                            Good story. Everyone is gay every once in a while.
                                                            No - no they're not.

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