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10-15-2013, 04:03 AM

So yesterday somebody blew my mind and didn't know what Columbus Day was and who it commemorated. I realized that while I know Columbus is credited with discovering the Americas I didn't know much more than a Schoolhouse Rock sketch about the man and his voyages so I wiki'ed him.

Who said history has to be dry, this is a hot story. Columbus took his childhood friend with him on his second voyage and here's what the friend wrote in his diary about one incident, Penthouse Forum style circa 1492.

"While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral(Columbus) gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked?as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But?to cut a long story short?I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

Somebody make this into a porn scene.

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10-15-2013, 04:58 AM

Hundreds of thousands of native women were raped. Nothing hot about that.

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10-15-2013, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by J. Falcon

Hundreds of thousands of native women were raped. Nothing hot about that.

I guess you missed this part

''Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

They had a rough start but in the end she wanted that Italian dick bad. Happy ending for both.

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10-15-2013, 05:06 AM

Originally posted by Mutt

I guess you missed this part

''Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

They had a rough start but in the end she wanted that Italian dick bad. Happy ending for both.

and that is how syphilis got to Europe

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10-15-2013, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by Mutt

I guess you missed this part

''Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

They had a rough start but in the end she wanted that Italian dick bad. Happy ending for both.

They "came to terms" because if not she would have probably been tossed overboard or whipped to death.

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10-15-2013, 05:47 AM

I tried that on a Carnival Cruise once, cost a fortune in bribes to hush it up.
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10-15-2013, 07:09 AM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

and that is how syphilis got to Europe

Nope, that was how Syphilis came to America from European sheep fuckers.

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10-15-2013, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by Mutt

So yesterday somebody blew my mind and didn't know what Columbus Day was and who it commemorated. I realized that while I know Columbus is credited with discovering the Americas I didn't know much more than a Schoolhouse Rock sketch about the man and his voyages so I wiki'ed him.

Who said history has to be dry, this is a hot story. Columbus took his childhood friend with him on his second voyage and here's what the friend wrote in his diary about one incident, Penthouse Forum style circa 1492.

"While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral(Columbus) gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked?as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But?to cut a long story short?I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

Somebody make this into a porn scene.

It's actually quite common for a rapist to express the delusion that their victim "wanted it".
It's a typical part of this type of violent criminal psychopathy.
The fact that the subject wrote about his beating and raping of a female with glee and then called the victim a whore is proof of incurable sociopathy.
In many societies today, such offenders are often sentenced to death.

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10-15-2013, 07:42 AM

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Nope, that was how Syphilis came to America from European sheep fuckers.

try and read something every now and then
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The exact origin of syphilis is disputed.[4] Syphilis was indisputably present in the Americas before European contact. The dispute is over whether or not syphilis was also present elsewhere in the world at that time.
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10-15-2013, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by J. Falcon

They "came to terms" because if not she would have probably been tossed overboard or whipped to death.

I think a lot of them are being tossed overboard in the Mediterranean at the moment :D

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10-15-2013, 07:48 AM

He was a slave trading pedophile.

Spend you some brain.
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10-15-2013, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

He was a slave trading pedophile.

yes the only guy on the entire fucking planet at that time doing that shit...
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10-16-2013, 01:17 AM

Pretty odd that you find this abduction and rape story "Hot", "Mutt".
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10-16-2013, 08:19 AM

Very fucking hot!

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10-16-2013, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by Alex1776

Pretty odd that you find this abduction and rape story "Hot", "Mutt".

Come on, different times, man had needs and got some crazy jungle love from a beautiful black girl, he unleashed the woman in her, empowered her sexually, taught her that sex was for the pleasure of both men and women.

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10-16-2013, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Mutt

Come on, different times, man had needs and got some crazy jungle love from a beautiful black girl, he unleashed the woman in her, empowered her sexually, taught her that sex was for the pleasure of both men and women.

It's actually quite common for a rapist to express the delusion that their victim "wanted it".
It's a typical part of this type of violent criminal psychopathy.
The fact that the subject wrote about his beating and raping of a female with glee and then called the victim a whore is proof of incurable sociopathy.
In many societies today, such offenders are often sentenced to death.

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10-16-2013, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Mutt

So yesterday somebody blew my mind and didn't know what Columbus Day was and who it commemorated. I realized that while I know Columbus is credited with discovering the Americas I didn't know much more than a Schoolhouse Rock sketch about the man and his voyages so I wiki'ed him.

Who said history has to be dry, this is a hot story. Columbus took his childhood friend with him on his second voyage and here's what the friend wrote in his diary about one incident, Penthouse Forum style circa 1492.

"While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral(Columbus) gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked?as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But?to cut a long story short?I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

Somebody make this into a porn scene.

Kidnapped, beat and raped the woman.

Nothing hot about this shit.
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10-16-2013, 04:07 PM

creepy thread is creepy
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10-16-2013, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by _Richard_

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10-16-2013, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Rochard

Very fucking hot!
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10-16-2013, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by The Dawg

Kidnapped, beat and raped the woman.

Nothing hot about this shit.

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10-16-2013, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

yes the only guy on the entire fucking planet at that time doing that shit...

Doesn't make it right or excusable.

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10-16-2013, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Mutt

So yesterday somebody blew my mind and didn't know what Columbus Day was and who it commemorated. I realized that while I know Columbus is credited with discovering the Americas I didn't know much more than a Schoolhouse Rock sketch about the man and his voyages so I wiki'ed him.

Who said history has to be dry, this is a hot story. Columbus took his childhood friend with him on his second voyage and here's what the friend wrote in his diary about one incident, Penthouse Forum style circa 1492.

"While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral(Columbus) gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked?as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But?to cut a long story short?I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

Somebody make this into a porn scene.

Do you got the video Mutt?
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10-17-2013, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Alex1776

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10-17-2013, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by The Dawg

Kidnapped, beat and raped the woman.

Nothing hot about this shit.

What he said. Disgusting. And all of this ignores the Vikings coming over earlier than he did. Social Studies is a joke.

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10-18-2013, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by Brad Mitchell

What he said. Disgusting. And all of this ignores the Vikings coming over earlier than he did. Social Studies is a joke.

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I did not research it so just random guess - did Vikings declare that they discovered new world? Maybe they just landed but did not realize what they discovered. And Columbus comprehended that first thats why he is the one who gets credit?
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