for the

:glugglug

Women are almost always my first priority. Not the sex, or the superficial stuff, but the relationships. I've always felt that the only things of real value is when two people make a connection, and human emotions. Romance is the apex of all of that.

ive never put women, pussy, or sex in ANY WAY on my priority list.

id never walk blinded by pussy or no woman.

fuck that.

pussy

yeah okay.

I can just see...

"Goth Girl Sells Blood Beer"

Not only will you get drunk but Blood Beer will also give you much nurishment

or:

"New Beer of the Night Club"

This sexy goth girl is tied of hopping from one club to another just to find a satisfying beer. Now she can have her favorite beer delivered nightly and you can too. No more glaring club lights, no more sweaty slabs of beef pawing at you and no more fighting to get to the vamp room to throw up. Join tonight and select from the following favorite brews:

Blood Beer - for that vamp in all of us
LSD Brew Lite - less powder but still electrifying
Bone Marrow Mush - for those zombie-heads out there
Witch's Brew - all natural 100% ingredients for the sabbath
Full Moon Stew - give the beast something to gnaw on

:Graucho

That was interesting...