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  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053

    #1

    I am back home

    ...I got in this afternoon. I have an appointment with a doctor early next week and I will stay in for the 4th.

    This time out I had to put down a lion. He was old and as skinny as he was...he was probably sick. He blew an ambush on my Jack Russel which gave me time to shoot him wiith my .357 Mag.
    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648

    #2
    Have the moderators of GFY ever considered referring this guy to some mental health authority? I'm being serious here..

    This guy legitimately needs help.. He's not even trying to troll, it's been the same threads for years and years.. Something is wrong with him..
    I like turtles.

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 39047

      #3
      i cant a4d a home...
      ️ ️

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 39047

        #4
        Originally posted by theking
        He blew an ambush on my Jack Russel which gave me time to shoot him wiith my .357 Mag.
        Why did you shoot your own dog?
        ️ ️

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        • Seth Manson
          Please dont fuck animals
          • Jul 2010
          • 3988

          #5
          Life is boring... make up stories on GFY for attention...

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          • Chosen
            • Aug 2001
            • 63151

            #6
            Enjoy your time at the psychiatrist

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            • Scott McD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 67792

              #7
              Originally posted by theking
              ...I got in this afternoon. I have an appointment with a doctor early next week and I will stay in for the 4th.
              I suppose all that info saves me asking...


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              • CDSmith
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                I've always said I'm never happy unless I've cheated death twice before breakfast, but... damn. I've never shot a mountain lion. That's like John Wayne stuff right there.

                Did you haul the carcas in for stuffing?
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                • theking
                  Nice Kitty
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 21053

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                  I've always said I'm never happy unless I've cheated death twice before breakfast, but... damn. I've never shot a mountain lion. That's like John Wayne stuff right there.

                  Did you haul the carcas in for stuffing?
                  No...I would not have any animal stuffed. At one point in time in my life...I was a hunter but I quit hunting years ago and now I will only kill an animal when I feel that I must. In addition the lion was old and pretty scruffy looking. I left the carcas for nature to dispose of.

                  How is your back doing?
                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                  FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77392

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chosen
                    Enjoy your time at the psychiatrist
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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656

                      #11
                      Any friends from military will be visiting you?

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                      • Just Alex
                        Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 6060

                        #12
                        They let this guy out again?

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                        • Vendzilla
                          Biker Gnome
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 23200

                          #13
                          Since moving back to the city, I miss walking in the woods. I've seen every form of animal in California. Mountain Lions included. He must have been hungry. Dog ok?
                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                          think about that

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                          • theking
                            Nice Kitty
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 21053

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Vendzilla
                            Since moving back to the city, I miss walking in the woods. I've seen every form of animal in California. Mountain Lions included. He must have been hungry. Dog ok?
                            The dog is fine. The lion was so old and sickly when he made his jump from his ambush site he stumbled and kind of fell down this incline missing my dog by several feet. Before he could recover enough to continue his attack I fired and hit him in his back knocking him down and my second shot killed him.

                            You did live in some nice country and I am not sure why you went back to L.A. That is a trade that I would not make.

                            How is your daughter progressing in school?
                            Last edited by theking; 06-29-2014, 07:01 AM.
                            When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                            FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                            • Relentless
                              www.EngineFood.com
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 5697

                              #15
                              Why didn't you kill it with your bare hands... Like a real man? ;)


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                              • theking
                                Nice Kitty
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 21053

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Relentless
                                Why didn't you kill it with your bare hands... Like a real man? ;)
                                Well...I did consider doing it like that but it was a little warm that morning and I didn't feel like breaking into a sweat.
                                When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                • mineistaken
                                  See signature :)
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 29656

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by theking
                                  Well...I did consider doing it like that but it was a little warm that morning and I didn't feel like breaking into a sweat.
                                  It is the thought that counts

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                                  • candyflip
                                    Carpe Visio
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 43074

                                    #18
                                    Do you really think anyone here gives a fuck? Seriously...why do you post here?

                                    Spend you some brain.
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                                    • American Psycho
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 3068

                                      #19
                                      This is quite the chuckle.
                                      keep calm and act loony

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                                      • American Psycho
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2009
                                        • 3068

                                        #20
                                        Surely theres a hunting forum your updates would fit better on.

                                        Do you enjoy the ridicule yoy get here?

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                                        • 420
                                          cuck
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 11571

                                          #21
                                          I wouldn't kill a cougar. I like fuckin em.
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                                          • SilentKnight
                                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 24812

                                            #22
                                            Where's the pics?

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                                            • sonofsam
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 18648

                                              #23
                                              He's talking to CDSmith and Vendzilla like he's met them. Vendzilla: Have you met him in real life before?

                                              I won't even ask CDSMith if he's met him. He's just like theking, except Canadian. Both don't do any business whatsoever :
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                                              • VikingMan
                                                Exploiting human weakness
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 6876

                                                #24
                                                I think the OP just embellishes his stories. Perhaps "the lion" was actually just a house cat that was exploring the outdoors? Yes a .357 would do plenty of damage to a house cat. On a lion it would only piss it off more and even if it was a direct shot to the heart the animal would still have enough energy to kill you as does happen with bear attacks.
                                                Last edited by VikingMan; 06-29-2014, 11:27 AM.

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                                                • PornDude
                                                  I'm still broke.
                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                  • 3084

                                                  #25
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                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 38323

                                                    #26
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                                                    • Vendzilla
                                                      Biker Gnome
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 23200

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by theking
                                                      The dog is fine. The lion was so old and sickly when he made his jump from his ambush site he stumbled and kind of fell down this incline missing my dog by several feet. Before he could recover enough to continue his attack I fired and hit him in his back knocking him down and my second shot killed him.

                                                      You did live in some nice country and I am not sure why you went back to L.A. That is a trade that I would not make.

                                                      How is your daughter progressing in school?
                                                      When I retire or just slow down a bit, I'm moving back to Shasta County, or maybe even further north.

                                                      My daughter just graduated from WWU and is now a Anthropologist. She's going to look for a job in her field that will pay for her to continue her education to get a PHD. We got to go to her graduation recently and went to the presidents breakfast because of her being a veteran. We had 3 deans sitting at our table! Couldn't be prouder!!

                                                      Originally posted by candyflip
                                                      Do you really think anyone here gives a fuck? Seriously...why do you post here?
                                                      Who gives a fuck what you post, it seems all you post is asking why others post, sounds kinda idiotic if you ask me!

                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                      He's talking to CDSmith and Vendzilla like he's met them. Vendzilla: Have you met him in real life before?

                                                      I won't even ask CDSMith if he's met him. He's just like theking, except Canadian. Both don't do any business whatsoever :
                                                      People do business here all time, do you? Or is this just another fake nick?
                                                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                      think about that

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                                                      • Vendzilla
                                                        Biker Gnome
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 23200

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by VikingMan
                                                        I think the OP just embellishes his stories. Perhaps "the lion" was actually just a house cat that was exploring the outdoors? Yes a .357 would do plenty of damage to a house cat. On a lion it would only piss it off more and even if it was a direct shot to the heart the animal would still have enough energy to kill you as does happen with bear attacks.
                                                        .357 magnum will take down a lion, it would make a house cat explode.
                                                        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                        think about that

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                                                        • Vendzilla
                                                          Biker Gnome
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 23200

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by American Psycho
                                                          Surely theres a hunting forum your updates would fit better on.

                                                          Do you enjoy the ridicule yoy get here?
                                                          If you are to ridicule here, may I recommend that you turn on spell check first?
                                                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                          think about that

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                                                          • Ran Ohm
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jun 2014
                                                            • 66

                                                            #30
                                                            poor lion i think. is lion in sigg same lion you kill? i never kill lion . we not ave lion in my country

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                                                            • theking
                                                              Nice Kitty
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 21053

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Ran Ohm
                                                              poor lion i think. is lion in sigg same lion you kill? i never kill lion . we not ave lion in my country
                                                              No......
                                                              When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                              FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 51460

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by theking
                                                                No...I would not have any animal stuffed. At one point in time in my life...I was a hunter but I quit hunting years ago and now I will only kill an animal when I feel that I must. In addition the lion was old and pretty scruffy looking. I left the carcas for nature to dispose of.

                                                                How is your back doing?
                                                                It's as fine as can be expected I suppose. I haven't been up to much activity of late, but then again the weather here has been miserable and rainy for much of the last two weeks.

                                                                And I have a good supply of those Naproxin 750 mg 24 hr slow-releaser's to deal with the pain when it getst to be too much. :D


                                                                But I'm sure pining for a couple of bloody mary's lately.


                                                                Me, I'm sitting here typing, you're out shooting mountain lions. Something's wrong with this picture. :D
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                                                                • theking
                                                                  Nice Kitty
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 21053

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                  When I retire or just slow down a bit, I'm moving back to Shasta County, or maybe even further north.

                                                                  My daughter just graduated from WWU and is now a Anthropologist. She's going to look for a job in her field that will pay for her to continue her education to get a PHD. We got to go to her graduation recently and went to the presidents breakfast because of her being a veteran. We had 3 deans sitting at our table! Couldn't be prouder!!
                                                                  Damn...time flies. A big thumbs up to your daughterl
                                                                  Last edited by theking; 06-30-2014, 08:25 AM.
                                                                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                                  FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                                  • theking
                                                                    Nice Kitty
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 21053

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                    It's as fine as can be expected I suppose. I haven't been up to much activity of late, but then again the weather here has been miserable and rainy for much of the last two weeks.

                                                                    And I have a good supply of those Naproxin 750 mg 24 hr slow-releaser's to deal with the pain when it getst to be too much. :D


                                                                    But I'm sure pining for a couple of bloody mary's lately.


                                                                    Me, I'm sitting here typing, you're out shooting mountain lions. Something's wrong with this picture. :D
                                                                    I have morphine patches available when the pain becomes more than I can bear...but I seldom use them. I have been schooled in bearing the pain by the VA and I don't want to become an addict.
                                                                    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

                                                                    FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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                                                                    • _Richard_
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 30989

                                                                      #35

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                                                                      • brassmonkey
                                                                        Pay It Forward
                                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                                        • 77392

                                                                        #36
                                                                        i cant go to the forest every weekend dealing with my franchise. be nice if you could bring back pics next round.
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                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 51460

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by theking
                                                                          I have morphine patches available when the pain becomes more than I can bear...but I seldom use them. I have been schooled in bearing the pain by the VA and I don't want to become an addict.
                                                                          Morphine does strange things to my nervous system, so they gave me the next best thing for chronic pain and inflamation.

                                                                          I'm exactly that way also though, I take them only sparingly. Very sparingly.
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                                                                          • L-Pink
                                                                            working on my tan
                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                            • 39151

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                            • sarettah
                                                                              still insane
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 14428

                                                                              #39
                                                                              all cookies cleared !

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                                                                              • mineistaken
                                                                                See signature :)
                                                                                • Apr 2007
                                                                                • 29656

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Ran Ohm
                                                                                poor lion i think. is lion in sigg same lion you kill? i never kill lion . we not ave lion in my country
                                                                                Chris Butler does not have lions in US and A?

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                                                                                • DamianJ
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 15808

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                  i cant go to the forest every weekend dealing with my franchise. be nice if you could bring back pics next round.
                                                                                  Sadly he can't do that as he is a batshit cray cray loony who lies all the time.

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                                                                                  • directfiesta
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 30251

                                                                                    #42
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