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			 BACON BACON BACON 
			
		
			
			
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				Whatever you do...do not start playing this game
			 
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			 Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 BACON BACON BACON 
			
		
			
			
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		 I've almost got enough for my portal. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	making 3500 cookies per second...i know pretty cool...lol  | 
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			 Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		![]() Soon you'll be rolling in the dough... ![]() ADG  | 
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		 thanks,that's exactly what i've needed now,asshole!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Cookiemonster likes cookies 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 BACON BACON BACON 
			
		
			
			
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		 you don't understand the deeper meaning of the game yet 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	i now have a time machine a friggin time machine!!!  | 
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			 BACON BACON BACON 
			
		
			
			
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		 i think you will enjoy this game. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 BACON BACON BACON 
			
		
			
			
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		 400,000 per second 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	if you stare at the screen long enough free cookies appear and give you 7X for 70 seconds..lol i just let it run in the background and try to complete an email or a task before my next big buy. 3 times machines now 3 tasks accomplished...not a bad way to work  | 
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		 You need something like this http://sourceforge.net/projects/hf-auto-clicker 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 i just buy time machines..which harvest cookies from the past no more need to click soon i am getting an anti-matter condensor then it is really on  | 
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			 Adult Content Provider 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 What am I doing with my life. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Femcams.com 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 829 per second 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 over 1 million now...and about to get the next level 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	apparently it never stops i just want to see some big numbers i am purposely banging out work while the numbers climb  | 
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		 Cookiemonster wants more cookies  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I'm up to 4,120,321,045,7 Cookies a second..... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 i had to stop playing as i realized it was'nt going to end..lol  | 
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		 im at 3,481,290.5 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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 ![]() It DOES end though.... ![]()  | 
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			 BACON BACON BACON 
			
		
			
			
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		 ]]dang..now i must keep trying  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 other than clicking on the big cookie on the left as fast as you can what else am i supposed to do? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly! 
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			 BACON BACON BACON 
			
		
			
			
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 i leave it running then i know about how long until i can buy another antimatter condensor. In that time i try to send out some emails. Right now im trying to debug logic on a site we are making while i wait for my cookie counts to reach 15 trillion Sort of like..ok i have ten minutes to do as much work as i can...it is weird but im more productive playing this game. Except this round as im on gfy..lol  | 
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			 Confirmed Chicago Pimp 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Carpal Tunnel set in I'm out  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 so all i have to do is to click the stupid cookie?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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