Would you eat Judge Judy's cunt everyday for $500,000 per year... - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 09-02-2013, 07:28 AM

It would basically entail you showing up to her home early morning, prior to her denture brushing... prior to any sort of bathing... basically she sits in her judge's robe all day taping and her twat stews like 9 day old, unrefrigerated, sweaty meat.

Would you show up with your Red Lobster bib on for a 15 minute, raisin wrinkled clit, labia sucking, fisting her g spot marathon?

2 weeks of vacation per year... but on those 14 days you have to jack your shit on Skype while Judy drills her meat flaps with the business end of a decommissioned, Vietnam era flame thrower... while wearing the pack on her back.... nude.

geedub · 09-02-2013, 07:29 AM

no. fucking. way.

EddyTheDog · 09-02-2013, 07:41 AM

Can I outsource?

Harmon · 09-02-2013, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Can I outsource?

As a self professed "dog, you should know better than to ask a question as such.

just a punk · 09-02-2013, 07:58 AM

AllAboutCams · 09-02-2013, 08:06 AM

Hell yes as long as it does not smell

Sam - Mr. Skin · 09-02-2013, 08:25 AM

Keep the money, Ill do it for fun

Barry-xlovecam · 09-02-2013, 08:37 AM

Do I get a blindfold?

Scott McD · 09-02-2013, 08:40 AM

Does she get a blindfold ?

fuzebox · 09-02-2013, 08:48 AM

Honestly most people's jobs are worse than that and pay much less.

Harmon · 09-02-2013, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Does she get a blindfold ?

tokmansta · 09-02-2013, 09:07 AM

I would do it for 11 years and 16 days

JFK · 09-02-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Hell yes as long as it does not smell

did you miss this ?

Quote:

her twat stews like 9 day old, unrefrigerated, sweaty meat.

nexcom28 · 09-02-2013, 12:43 PM

I'd fucking eat judge Judy for that.

Jim_Gunn · 09-02-2013, 12:47 PM

There really ought to be some punishment from the mods for posting such a nonsense thread like this. It's not even clever.

baddog · 09-02-2013, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

There really ought to be some punishment from the mods for posting such a nonsense thread like this. It's not even clever.

Something more than your reprimand?

ErectMedia · 09-02-2013, 02:16 PM

I'd try day #1 and see how it wen't. If bad I'd call in sick for day #2.

beerptrol · 09-02-2013, 02:49 PM

Not even for a Klondike bar

L-Pink · 09-02-2013, 03:03 PM

I'd do it for half that if I get to wander down to that hemorrhoid infested swamp hole and savor those left over Charmin bits.

billbailey · 09-02-2013, 03:42 PM

I can't afford to spend $500,000 a year on that kind of thing, but if I could I would.

CheeseFrog · 09-02-2013, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by billbailey

I can't afford to spend $500,000 a year on that kind of thing, but if I could I would.

Beat me to it

Creatine · 09-02-2013, 06:34 PM

Yes I would. My family would be set for life after a year. Fuck after a month they'd be set.

dyna mo · 09-02-2013, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Something more than your reprimand?

i chortled.

potter · 09-02-2013, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Creatine

Yes I would. My family would be set for life after a year. Fuck after a month they'd be set.

Your family would be set for life with $41,000?

brassmonkey · 09-02-2013, 10:17 PM

blindfold
toothless dogg
jar of peanut butter

ErectMedia · 09-02-2013, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'd do it for half that if I get to wander down to that hemorrhoid infested swamp hole and savor those left over Charmin bits.

TMI

dillfly2000 · 09-02-2013, 10:58 PM

Says no

Opens briefcase filled with 500K

I whistle while I work!

LAJ · 09-03-2013, 08:18 AM

So basically, only 15 minutes per day of doing something very unpleasant for nearly $100 / minute ($6000 per hour!) and I don't need to alter anything else I do in life except now with the added therapist sessions and a year's supply of pepto bismal?

1. Can I be done with it after a year?

2. Where do I sign up?

Sarah_Jayne · 09-03-2013, 08:40 AM

That reads like it was typed one-handed.

wehateporn · 09-03-2013, 08:59 AM

She's 17 years younger than Hefner

Harmon · 09-03-2013, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

That reads like it was typed one-handed.

It was

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