"I am an atheist"
- Serge

<b>"Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother,
and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh."</b>

~ Genesis 2:24



<b>"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins."</b>

~ Kings 12:10

This one was sort of amusing.....


<i>"And when his ass saw the angel of the Lord, she cowered under Balaam, so in anger he again beat the ass with his stick."</i>


~ Numbers 22:27

Religious psycho:321GFY

so????
should that prevent me from quoting the Bible???

Devil is not Christian, but he can quote Bible with the best of them....according to the Bible
;-)))

...and Bruhas rhymes in Yiddish with Tohas...

So, are you back? Let me know if we will be continuing this foolishness..... I rather like it.

yeap, all nite long...
here it goes

It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.
--Malcolm Forbes

This is boring! Now I know what people went through when...my Bronco was going up the freeway.
--O. J. Simpson on the televised journey of the Ryder truck taking presidential election ballots to Tallahassee.

"And the lord saideth, from high atop the holy mountain...
'<i>GOETH FORTH, AND FUCKETH THYSELF</i>'... and the peasants rejoiced."


~ Mefistacles 3:16

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.
--Sigmund Freud

I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
--Lil' Kim

Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men, and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat.
--Jacqueline Bisset

Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.
--Unknown

Yeah, I always wanted to mad-bang that Jaqueline Bisset chick.




Here's a rawtha interestingly-worded title ---



<a href="http://www.tulane.edu/~dmsander/Big_Virology/BVHomePage.html" TARGET="_blank"><b>The Big Picture Book of Viruses</b></a> - intended to serve as both a catalog of virus pictures on the WWW, and as an educational resource to those seeking more information about viruses.

Isn't the plural of "virus" "Viri"?

And Bless-ed are all the cheese makers

Monty Python

When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
--Steven Wright

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
--Sigmund Freud

"<i>I haven't committed a crime. What I did do was
fail to comply with the law</i>."


~ David Dinkins, NYC mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

You can observe a lot by watching.
Yogi Berra

hahahhaha!
;-)))

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
--Bertrand Russell

Hard to believe a majority of Americans once voted for this fellow....


"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."

-- Vice President Al Gore


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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

-- Vice President Al Gore


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"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/996


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"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

-- Vice President Al Gore


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"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."

-- Vice President Al Gore


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"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

-- Vice President Al Gore


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"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

-- Vice President Al Gore


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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history."

-- Vice President Al Gore

(Ed note. Hmmmm, anyone in particular come to mind?)


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"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."

-- Al Gore


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"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make."

-- Vice President Al Gore




Why didn't he get to be president?

Love of our country is another of those specious illusions, which have been invented by impostors in order to render the multitude the blind instruments of their crooked designs.

William Godwin

You just got to think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

--Lori Petty (Tank Girl)

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
--Buddha

The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts -- the less you know the hotter you get.
--Bertrand Russell

Wine ? light held together by moisture.
Galileo

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
--Jeff Foxworthy

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.

Camille Paglia

Too much of a good thing is wonderful!
--Mae West

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

--John Keating (Dead Poets Society)

Women are the foundation of a society, but remember who laid them!
--Unknown

I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I nor would I want to conceive of an individual that survives his physical death; let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egoism, cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and with the awareness and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in nature.

Albert Einstein --The World As I See It

I like that one:thumbsup

All good things in moderation, including moderation
Vick



There are three kinds of people. The kind that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Will Rogers

A woman will always sacrifice herself if you give her the opportunity. It is her favorite form of self-indulgence
--W. Somerset Maugham

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"


-George Carlin

hahahhahaahahhaah
;-)))


When choosing between two evils I like to try the one I've never tried before
--Mae West, American actress

The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do.

B. F. Skinner

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
--Ellen Parr

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.
--Peter O'Toole

Homosexuality is not 'normal.' On the contrary, it is a challenge to the norm; therein rests its eternally revolutionary character. Note I do not call it a challenge to the idea of the norm. Queer theorists - that wizened crew of flimflamming free-loaders - have tried to take the poststructuralist tack of claiming that there is no norm, since everything is relative and contingent. This is the kind of silly bind that word-obsessed people get into when they are deaf, dumb, and blind to the outside world. Nature exists, whether academics like it or not. And in nature, procreation is the single, relentless rule. That is the norm. Our sexual bodies were designed for reproduction. Penis fits vagina: no fancy linguistic game - playing can change that basic fact. However, my libertarian view, here as in regard to abortion, is that we have not only the right, but the obligation to defy nature's tyranny. The highest human identity consists precisely in such assertions of freedom again!

Camille Paglia --Vamps and Tramps

Hmmm... a mousetrap in a cookie jar comes to mind.

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

--H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

Many people would sooner die than think. In fact they do.

Bertrand Russell

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
--H. L. Mencken

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken.
--Bertrand Russell

You may talk of the tyranny of Nero and Tiberius; but the real tyranny is the tyranny of your next-door neighbour.

Walter Bagehot

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

~ Emo Philips.