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				Paid Doctor $60 (co-pay) for him to tell me i'm overweight
			 
			Fucking scam i tell ya and 2 hours of my time.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 In April of 2014 I was 255 lbs. This morning I am down to 215 lbs.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			I didn't need a doctor to tell me I was fat. 
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		 You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows do you? Who made you go to the doctor and that is a pretty healthy co-pay. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 What country are you from? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Making PHP work 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 So did you go to another doctor to get a second opinion and he said "and You're ugly too"? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I can tell you you are overweight for only $50. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			So next time, you can save ten bucks for snacks to comfort yourself afterwards. I do accept Paxum payments, pm for address. 
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		 Would you rather he make something up and have you start taking $300 worth of pills every month? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Pay him another $60 and ask him about your level of intelligence  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 At just north of 520lbs, I can confidently state I am 'big boned' 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 My doctor handed me my bill and then told me I only have 6 months to live. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			I said, but doctor I can't pay this. He said I'll give you another 6 months. 
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		 You could have posted a picture of yourself here on GFY and got that for free! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 $60 for him to tell you that you're overweight?  Paypal me $20 and I'll tell you that you're ugly too. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 What did you actually go to the doctor for?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	And now that someone has confirmed what you already knew, what are you going to change? Did it give you a guide? Did he go over an eating plan? Did he give you some fucking diet pills at least? =)  | 
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		 I went to the doctor. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	He said: "Robbie, I need a blood, stool, urine, and semen sample" I said: "Doc, I'm in a hurry. Can I just leave you my underwear?" OH! lol  | 
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