The World's First Murderer - Why Did Cain Kill Abel? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 08-22-2013, 05:51 AM

Look at the size of this guy's dick. Not a happy camper, look at that shame. Abel most likely hung like a donkey. Murder.

Cain, by Henri Vidal, Jardin des Tuileries, Paris

purecane · 08-22-2013, 06:10 AM

Markul · 08-22-2013, 06:13 AM

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sperbonzo · 08-22-2013, 07:03 AM

alex.missyouth · 08-22-2013, 10:04 AM

Haven't you heard that story is just fiction?

brassmonkey · 08-22-2013, 10:08 AM

i heard he ate his last turkey leg. when he got home from making flying carpets he beat his ass to death with a jaw bone from an ass.

The Porn Nerd · 08-22-2013, 10:36 AM

I'm guessing for his Bitcoins?

Fetish Gimp · 08-22-2013, 10:46 AM

High on bath salts.

CDSmith · 08-22-2013, 11:11 AM

Lack of proper education.

Now, some 3000 years later, we as a society are much more advanced and have proper schools where we learn such things as right from wrong. Humans have as a result evolved beyond such uncivilized things like "murder", "penis envy" etc.

Oh wait...

Tom_PM · 08-22-2013, 12:21 PM

Evidently God preferred the meat offering from Abel to the vegetable offering from Cain. Cain became jealous or envious of the Lords favor and killed his brother. Sorry vegans! Lord likes teh bacons!

J. Falcon · 08-22-2013, 12:23 PM

He was bored?

DamianJ · 08-22-2013, 01:08 PM

Don't judge him, it was a cold day when he posed for that statue.

CDSmith · 08-22-2013, 01:44 PM

Yes, where is the allowance for shrinkage?

PR_Phil · 08-22-2013, 01:52 PM

he was just in the pool!

CDSmith · 08-22-2013, 01:57 PM

Poor guy. He was probably a grower not a show'r.

CDSmith · 08-22-2013, 01:59 PM

Look at us, all talking about another guys unit.

ha

seeandsee · 08-22-2013, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by purecane

I should watch this movie, looks interesting

bushwacker · 08-22-2013, 02:31 PM

This thread is gay.

winter_ · 08-22-2013, 11:32 PM

that statue would have to be a full grown man in his forties and he has the penis of a ten year old (not that i would really know).

you can have too small then you have too big too, then you call it arrogance.

PornMD · 08-23-2013, 12:05 AM

Abel kept calling Cain a faggot, saying Cain probably wanted to suck his dick and lick his hairy asshole. Cain could only take so much trolling.

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