I don't. It's just annoying how stupid the fucking idiots here are and what they bitch about.

Hey asshole, I thought you were fucking leaving.

Hey asshole, I thought you were going to fuck yourself with a rake.

I've never read reddit and thought this was an interesting thread. Sure has been fun reading with morning coffee.

Also never had a long term house guest. This isn't a hotel or a drunk tank. :)

I only let very close friends sleep at my place. To be honest I get pissed off is someone sleeps over and doesn't make the bed the next morning.

Buddy of mine opened fire ni the home. We now have bullet holes. It gives the house character.

You are mistaking me for your mom.

How many times have you been banned already? Can't stay the fuck away?

Not my experience, but my Uncle was out of town for two weeks and had a friend and coworker watch the house for him. The guy then brings a prostitute into my uncle's house and fucks her on the couch.

It's one thing to bring a girl you are dating into someone else's home, but a prostitute? unacceptable. Ruined their friendship.

How many times have I gave a fuck what some piece of shit thinks? None.

ate my last piece of government cheese :disgust

http://lolpranks.com/wp-content/uplo...face-trick.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

50 pubes

Because he's a fucking pussy bitch, that's why. :1orglaugh

I once got jerked off with a pile of her own shit, scooped out of the toilet, utilized as lubrication from my cleaning lady.

Look at that, scumbag boy is following me around still. How's my dick taste you fucking piece of shit?

Ask me that question again. Oh wait...Eric banned your ass. AGAIN! :1orglaugh

You got owned, bitch.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

One of my girlfriends friends came over with her three children one of them threw an marble egg at the tv and cracked it, the liquid spewed all over the place. It was a great fucking shame, considering it was a 50 inch plasma back in 2006.

Do you read the Dresden File books? The title character has a skull named Bob - well that's not quite right, the spirit of knowledge that resides in the skull is named Bob.

Once I was able to ID him for the police we find out that he already has a warrant out for his arrest because he beat up his girlfriend.

The police had me put credit guard on my account with the different credit agencies. This is when you give them a phone number and they report back to anyone who is doing a credit check that they must contact that number to verify the identity of anyone apply for credit with this name/account.

About a week after putting the credit guard on I get a call from a jewelry store in a mall about 30 minutes from my house. They are checking to make sure it is actually me who is there applying for credit. I tell them it is not, quickly explain what is happening and tell them to keep the guy there if possible, I'm calling the police. They tell the guy that their system is a little slow and it will take a few minutes to process everything. The police showed up and arrested him.

Eventually they cut a deal with him where he pleaded guilty to the domestic violence charge and some of the ID theft charges and was sentenced to some jail time.The reason they went that route was because this would be his second conviction for a violent crime. If he was convicted again of a violent crime it would be his third strike and he would get a minimum of 25 years.

So the good news was he was in jail. The bad news was that since he didn't plead guilty to all the charges there were some accounts that he opened that continued to try to collect money from me and were a bit of a pain in the ass to deal with. Eventually, with the help of a lawyer, I was able to get it all fixed, but it was still a big mess and cost me some money.

I had a friend pass out on the sofa and piss his pants. Took pics and posted it here!LMAO!

Nope but will look it up. I called him Bob just cause :winkwink:

Considering your replies to me and the fact that you always crawl back here with a new nick - you not only care, you're a fucking mentally ill, obsessed loser, OCD fatass degenerate.

How does it feel getting owned everytime you reg a new fake nick? Oh wait, you can't awswer since you got your stupid ass banned again. Retard.


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Children suck.

I'm never getting a child.

well a 'model boyfriend' peed all over the bathroom wall and counter then tried to steal all the food in the freezer... that count?

that's pretty funny :thumbsup

Believe it or not its true: I once had a houseguest that flipped out on me at my office and screamed at me, went home in a huff to my house, and communicated to me through an intermediary that she did not want to see me and that she needed time and space i.e. she banned me from my own house!

A guy poured a 50lbs sack of ant poison (stuff to get rid of ants) in to an indoors swimmingpool.
That was nice.

:1orglaugh would hate it.