Should I convert to Islam?

[JeremySF]

Can anybody tell me the pros and cons of converting to Islam? How many wives could I really have? Can I still work in the porn industry? Will my parents be disappointed?


Here's an interesting letter from a woman wondering if she should become a third wife?


From a missionary to a Muslim third wife
Question As-salaamu alaykum!

I used to be a missionary before, but all praise is due to Allah that I have been a Muslim for one year now. My question is regarding marriage. I want to marry a good Muslim man who knows his religion well and is a practicing Muslim. A lot of guys already proposed marriage to me and I make it a point to check their character and standing in Islam.

I have already found someone and he is most definitely qualified in terms of the qualities I am searching for. The problem is, I will be his third wife and he only likes anal sex. Could you advise me as to the advantages of a third wife according to the Qur'an and sunnah? What will I tell my Christian parents? Why do Muslim men only like it up the pooper? I really do not know. Please advise me to the best course of action. Of course, Allah knows best!

[Tex Willer]

i converted from catholic to orthodox christian

[pornjudge]

Originally posted by JeremySF
Can anybody tell me the pros and cons of converting to Islam? How many wives could I really have? Can I still work in the porn industry? Will my parents be disappointed?


Here's an interesting letter from a woman wondering if she should become a third wife?


From a missionary to a Muslim third wife
Question As-salaamu alaykum!

I used to be a missionary before, but all praise is due to Allah that I have been a Muslim for one year now. My question is regarding marriage. I want to marry a good Muslim man who knows his religion well and is a practicing Muslim. A lot of guys already proposed marriage to me and I make it a point to check their character and standing in Islam.

I have already found someone and he is most definitely qualified in terms of the qualities I am searching for. The problem is, I will be his third wife and he only likes anal sex. Could you advise me as to the advantages of a third wife according to the Qur'an and sunnah? What will I tell my Christian parents? Why do Muslim men only like it up the pooper? I really do not know. Please advise me to the best course of action. Of course, Allah knows best!

Whats Islam? Is that a wrestling move

[Juicy D. Links]

After you convert start a program called AllahBucks.com

[Paul Markham]

I think this gives you some idea of how Muslims think.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2802305.stm

And Jordan is not fundamentalist.

[<IMX>]

Originally posted by charly
I think this gives you some idea of how Muslims think.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2802305.stm

And Jordan is not fundamentalist.

Christians, various other religions do the same thing in developing countries dude. They are so poor their family "honor" is all they have. Shit...it seems like some mafia plot from some vendetta.

[TDF]

all of the self professed 'christians' and their holier than thou

attitude makes me wanna puke blood on them for their past

offenses

[12clicks]

Originally posted by toodamnfli
all of the self professed 'christians' and their holier than thou

attitude makes me wanna puke blood on them for their past

offenses

yes, let's excuse islams present for christianity's past.

brilliant!

[MonkeyMan]

Islam is a religion of hate and intolerance PERIOD.


If your a muslim and disagree with that statement then you don't know shit about your own religion.

[twistyneck]

Originally posted by charly
I think this gives you some idea of how Muslims think.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2802305.stm

And Jordan is not fundamentalist.

Old news but interesting nonetheless. Muslims are fucking savages.

[KRL]

Religion is a means to control masses of people and pilfer money from the poor. Its all bizarre when you really sit there watching the rituals people repeat over and over.

The body of christ, the body of christ. Give me a break. Its a wafer made of bread, nothing more.

If you go muslim the ritual is you stick your ass up in the air 5 times a day while on all fours.

Yeh that's the ticket to heaven. And you'll get a front row seat to meet Allah too.

[xxxinnovations]

if you're islamic, you're converting to terrorist

[JeremySF]

does your sig say springbreakslam or springbreakIslam? My eyes aren't so good.

Originally posted by xxxinnovations
if you're islamic, you're converting to terrorist

[duroflex]

Should you convert to Islam?

Why, yes you should!

Just for the hell of it!

[asuna]

Originally posted by duroflex
Should you convert to Islam?

Why, yes you should!

Just for the hell of it!

Why should anyone bother with religion?

[xxxinnovations]

Originally posted by JeremySF
does your sig say springbreakslam or springbreakIslam? My eyes aren't so good.

LOL, you wanna convert to Islam, that's all good if that's what you're into, but here's what it includes

1. Bathing with nothing more than a bowl of Well water
2. Smelling like shit, probably the rest of your life

I wouldn't recommend it, but again, it's your life

-Xinnov

[JeremySF]

Shit, but what is going on today is ridiculous. Muslims have killed over 2 million Christians in Sudan...that is genocide. Why don't you hear any liberals or the media say anything about it? They're too busy blasting Israel for defending itself against terrorists. Fucking hypocrites if you ask me.

Originally posted by <IMX>


Christians, various other religions do the same thing in developing countries dude. They are so poor their family "honor" is all they have. Shit...it seems like some mafia plot from some vendetta.

[JeremySF]

Sounds like some kind of a fetish site....where do I sign up!

Originally posted by xxxinnovations

LOL, you wanna convert to Islam, that's all good if that's what you're into, but here's what it includes

1. Bathing with nothing more than a bowl of Well water
2. Smelling like shit, probably the rest of your life

I wouldn't recommend it, but again, it's your life

-Xinnov

[<IMX>]

Originally posted by JeremySF
Shit, but what is going on today is ridiculous. Muslims have killed over 2 million Christians in Sudan...that is genocide. Why don't you hear any liberals or the media say anything about it? They're too busy blasting Israel for defending itself against terrorists. Fucking hypocrites if you ask me.

It isn't genocide, as I'm sure you know the definition.

I give two fucks, but I know you have the intelligence to be consistent and not mislead the ignorant.

If you are going to talk about religious idiots don't single out muslims, open it up to christians, budhists, hindus and jews and the irrational fucks of every faith. That is why I laugh at people bringing such cases to light. We could just as soon talk about the christian abortion nuts here who attempt to intimidate doctors, nurses, and patients from receiving legal treatment. Which is worse backward ass thinking in a country that has a per capita of 100 US a year, a life expectancy of 45 years, and a literacy percentage lower than the mean GFY IQ? Or fucktards in the most developed nation on earth, the highest mean income, and free education to 18 years of age?

Why doesn't the media mention it? Because they do not care about ethnic cleansing, and systematic murder of political, social and other activists in African countries...unless they are dealing with white farmers. They want to sell papers, and people only care about people who look like them.

Nobody cares about the wholesale state terrorism on political activists in Nigeria essentially sponsored by Shell Oil. Nobody gives a fuck about that.

If you wanted to bring up an attempt of mass genocide why not talk about the way the United Nations botched intervention with Canadian troops in Rwanda...

"Between April and June 1994, an estimated 800,000 Rwandans were killed in the space of 100 days. "

That is attempted genocide...and the United Nations KNEW. Where are the fucking french there?

====>
People only care about protecting what limited understanding they have of the world, liberal, conservative, asian, black, white, jew...Hence the creation of religion in the first place.

[MetaMan]

Islam sucks,
Jesus rules!

[JeremySF]

I don't disagree with you. Rwanda is yet another genocide that has been totally overlooked/ignored by the West. Ridiculous in my opinion. And the fucktards who attempt to intimidate doctors, nurses, patients, etc. are crazy too, but most of them aren't committing genocide.

However, I do disagree about Sudan. What is going on in Sudan is genocide. Genocide: The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group.

How is what's going on there not genocide? Systematic and planned extermination of Christians???

Originally posted by <IMX>


It isn't genocide, as I'm sure you know the definition.

I give two fucks, but I know you have the intelligence to be consistent and not mislead the ignorant.

If you are going to talk about religious idiots don't single out muslims, open it up to christians, budhists, hindus and jews and the irrational fucks of every faith. That is why I laugh at people bringing such cases to light. We could just as soon talk about the christian abortion nuts here who attempt to intimidate doctors, nurses, and patients from receiving legal treatment. Which is worse backward ass thinking in a country that has a per capita of 100 US a year, a life expectancy of 45 years, and a literacy percentage lower than the mean GFY IQ? Or fucktards in the most developed nation on earth, the highest mean income, and free education to 18 years of age?

Why doesn't the media mention it? Because they do not care about ethnic cleansing, and systematic murder of political, social and other activists in African countries...unless they are dealing with white farmers. They want to sell papers, and people only care about people who look like them.

Nobody cares about the wholesale state terrorism on political activists in Nigeria essentially sponsored by Shell Oil. Nobody gives a fuck about that.

If you wanted to bring up an attempt of mass genocide why not talk about the way the United Nations botched intervention with Canadian troops in Rwanda...

"Between April and June 1994, an estimated 800,000 Rwandans were killed in the space of 100 days. "

That is attempted genocide...and the United Nations KNEW. Where are the fucking french there?

====>
People only care about protecting what limited understanding they have of the world, liberal, conservative, asian, black, white, jew...Hence the creation of religion in the first place.

[<IMX>]

Originally posted by JeremySF
I don't disagree with you. Rwanda is yet another genocide that has been totally overlooked/ignored by the West. Ridiculous in my opinion. And the fucktards who attempt to intimidate doctors, nurses, patients, etc. are crazy too, but most of them aren't committing genocide.

However, I do disagree about Sudan. What is going on in Sudan is genocide. Genocide: The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group.

How is what's going on there not genocide? Systematic and planned extermination of Christians???

The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group.

extermination. they are still there right?

Beyond that, it is clear no one gives a fuck about attempted genocide in African countries...I thought that was pretty clear?

I never said what those nuts do was genocide, I just said all types of religious groups do crazy shit in the name of religion, so stop singling out one group, as you know better.













stop manipulating them for sig clicks...




click mine too.

[cold_ice]

Originally posted by MetaMan
Islam sucks,
Jesus rules!

Many people would say the same about Jesus or wait maybe he swallows

[CoolE]

Atheism is the only way to go. It is truth and freedom. Fuck Protestants, fuck Catholics, fuck Muslims, fuck Jews and Sikhs too. Fuck 'em all and their lies, and the evil they spawn and nurture. It is the one genetic flaw in all humans - that we seem to have a basic need to create and belong to CULTS.

[JeremySF]

"extermination. they are still there right?"

It doesn't become genocide once the process is complete, it's genocide as it occurs as well, and there has been a systematic/planned extermination of Christians in Sudan......

BTW...who are you? Do you work for MegaMasters? Do you know Tony Sparks?

Originally posted by <IMX>


The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group.

extermination. they are still there right?

Beyond that, it is clear no one gives a fuck about attempted genocide in African countries...I thought that was pretty clear?

I never said what those nuts do was genocide, I just said all types of religious groups do crazy shit in the name of religion, so stop singling out one group, as you know better.













stop manipulating them for sig clicks...




click mine too.

[ChrisH]

It seems to have calmed down Mike Tyson....

[JeremySF]

Originally posted by ChrisH
It seems to have calmed down Mike Tyson....

wasn't he a muslim when he bit off Holyfield's ear?

[Lane]

There is a huge difference between Arab tradition and Islam.

[JeremySF]

Yes, traditionally Arabs are Islamic.

Care to elaborate?

Originally posted by Lane
There is a huge difference between Arab tradition and Islam.

[Lane]

Originally posted by JeremySF
Yes, traditionally Arabs are Islamic.

Care to elaborate?

you think all muslims are arab?

did muhammed ali have 4 wives?

[Joe Sixpack]

Originally posted by JeremySF
Yes, traditionally Arabs are Islamic.

Care to elaborate?

Hey Jeremy, you want to start putting your remarks AFTER the quote?

[asuna]

when you apply to be a priest is it required to be a child molester?

[Joe Sixpack]

Originally posted by asuna
when you apply to be a priest is it required to be a child molester?

It certainly helps!

[asuna]

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


It certainly helps!

never got such a quick reply!

[JeremySF]

Originally posted by Lane


you think all muslims are arab?

did muhammed ali have 4 wives?

Uh, no....that's not what I said at all. I said traditionally arabs are muslims, however, not all Arabs are muslims. There are Arab Christians. And all muslims are definitely not Arabs. MOST Muslims are NOT Arab. How many people are there in Indonesia? One fuck load, and they're mainly Muslim, but there aren't too many Arabs there.

And yes, Muhammed Ali did have 4 wives....just not at the same time. But what does that have to do with anything?

[TDF]

allah u akbar...allah is greatest. There is no God greater than Allah

[JeremySF]

I will once you start driving on the correct side of the road.

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


Hey Jeremy, you want to start putting your remarks AFTER the quote?

Ok, fine....if it makes it easier for you to read my words of wisdom, I'll put my remarks after the quote.

[Tomahawk]

Originally posted by asuna
when you apply to be a priest is it required to be a child molester?

[Lane]

Originally posted by toodamnfli
allah u akbar...allah is greatest. There is no God greater than Allah

wrong.. there is no God other than Allah.

[JeremySF]

Originally posted by asuna
when you apply to be a priest is it required to be a child molester?

Is this a trick question?

Yes...
I mean no.

Yes..no...yes....no

I don't no. I give up.

[plentyofit]

there is no god greater than the Christian God.

allah is a toilet boy

[TDF]

Originally posted by Lane


wrong.. there is no God other than Allah.

yakub!

[Joe Sixpack]

Originally posted by plentyofit
there is no god greater than the Christian God.

allah is a toilet boy

The christian god is a child raping, shit eating, goat fucking pile of dog vomit!

[JeremySF]

Originally posted by plentyofit
there is no god greater than the Christian God.

allah is a toilet boy

hmmm...that statement is completely contradictory....it implies that there is more than one god. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Christianity is monotheistic....i.e. belief in one god...not one Christian god, but one god.