"Why should I let you in?" What would you say? 
-
Fuck it dude, lets go bowling
-
Because I followed you on Facebook and LIKED all your posts. -
"Markham... Paul Markham"Comment
-
best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck YourselfComment
-
I'd say nothing because heaven nor god exist.
And I'd be dead.Comment
-
I would ask him why he created those ball-eating fish
Comment
-
"I used to work for Twistys and made a bundle. Let me the fuck in Jesus!!"
Something like that.My Affiliate Programs:
Porn Nerd Cash | Porn Showcase | Aggressive Gold
Over 90 paysites to promote!
Now on Teams: peabodymediaComment
-
Because I'm your son.Adult Copywriters
SEO Content for Porn Sites
sales at adultcopywriters dot comComment
-
Because I've been a good person all of my life and never hurt anyone.Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
-
Because I'm your son. You wouldn't send your own son to burn for eternity now would you?Comment
-
-
Because God is infinite forgiveness and understanding etcetera etcetera so my petty human failings should not be a big deal right?
Right?
Ok well if not that, then, being punished for an eternity for a finite lifetime of transgressions also seems sort of over the top, right? Not really fair?Comment
-
Because I can get you free sex show cam credits :PComment
-
Because you fucked me on Earth don't I deserve some sorta consolation prize?Comment
-
"Why?? Just because. Let me the fuck in bitch!"ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.caComment
-
best host: Webair | best sponsor: Kink | best coder: 688218966 | Go Fuck YourselfComment
-
wait,so the god would let you in on the basis of 1 answer you give and not how you lived all your life? Even worse - you could go to hell despite deserving heven with 1 wrong answer?Comment
-
Let me in bitch!
Aint nobody got time for that!Comment
-
Belief in a biblical god is such bullshit. I always know I'm dealing with somebody that is mentally unstable when I hear questions like this in real life.
Even if said person is smart, they are still usually mentally fucked.Comment
-
i wouldn't say anything because the conversation would never take place.Comment
-
Forgot my keys insideMAKE MORE MONEY FROM YOUR WEB TRAFFIC - 15% BONUS
And contact me if you need high quality translating and writing work done - angelo22 (AT) gmail (DOT) comComment
-
-
I would say "Hi God, where is St Peter? Isn't this his job?"Comment
-
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"Comment
-
..because I made it to your gate, its up to you to judge me right now and if you don't open them I understand.
Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995
Affiliate Support: Chaturbate | CCBill Live
Comment
-
Dude, I was already in there, remember? I came out with this chick and she was all like, wah wah something about her mother and I wanted to hit that so I was like, consoling her and getting my grope on. C'mon man, I left my jacket in there and I need my keys to close the deal with whats her name.43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
Comment
-
Cause there are 40 virgins waiting for me!!! Oh wait what god we talking about again?
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME
ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT
Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr
Comment
-
'I think I took a wrong turn d00d, I've got nothing to do here, oh and BTW F**k YOU!' ;)skype: descargaswebComment
-
I'd say in my best Eddy Murphy voice: "You fucking wit me, right? You must be fucking wit me. You GOD, you is all OMNISCIENT and shit. Shouldn't you know?
Then he be like: "Yes, you got me I was just messing with you. ha ha"
Me: "I KNEW it. Man you had me goin' there." (shaking my finger all Eddy Murphy-like at him)
God: "But I'm still going to sentence you to six thousand years in purgatory for F-bombing me not once but twice."
Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!
Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634Comment
-
I'd say "Go Fuck Yourself!"
And then go straight to hell..... Where i belong.
I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!
Comment
-
"My school bus is my limo, my school bus is my limo..."
www.SexyGirlsCash.com
CONTACT // FITZMULTI AT GMAIL.COM //
{Please include a message so I know you are from GFY! I get too many spam "add requests"!}Comment
-
))))
Comment