How old will you be when you die?

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  • NinjaSteve
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2003
    • 11089

    #1

    How old will you be when you die?

    I figure I'll pass into the nothingworld when I'm 96 years old. Seeing other family members work themselves to death or not being happy after retirement - this helps me set some long term goals in life. So when do you think you'll kick the bucket?
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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30135

    #2
    a minute before I die
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
      Who the fuck knows? This is kind of a dumb question.

      I guess 14. What do I win?
      [email protected]

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      • NinjaSteve
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2003
        • 11089

        #4
        Originally posted by directfiesta
        a minute before I die
        My question - how old will you be when you die?
        Your answer - a minute before I die.
        = infinite life

        You're using a cheat code aren't you?
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        • NinjaSteve
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2003
          • 11089

          #5
          Originally posted by Harmon
          Who the fuck knows? This is kind of a dumb question.

          I guess 14. What do I win?
          So you're saying you're dead already? I guess you win +1 zombie mode.
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          • Rochard
            Jägermeister Test Pilot
            • Dec 2001
            • 75733

            #6
            I've already out lived my father. It's a strange feeling really.
            Herschel Savage
            Brooklyn, NY

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20012

              #7
              Originally posted by NinjaSteve
              So you're saying you're dead already? I guess you win +1 zombie mode.


              I'd be happy if I made it to say 70... 75? It would be nice to live longer I suppose (as long as I was healthy). I just wouldn't want to turn into a "burden" basket case on my family. I'd rather just zap the fuck out of a massive heart attack, maybe a car accident... maybe a really fat chick sitting on my face depriving me of my oxygen.

              I fear that I would become a cripple/invalid and people would have to take care of me... I'd most likely off myself before I would allow that to happen.
              [email protected]

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              • NinjaSteve
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2003
                • 11089

                #8
                Originally posted by Rochard
                I've already out lived my father. It's a strange feeling really.
                Damn! Did your father outlive your grandfather too?
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                • NinjaSteve
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 11089

                  #9
                  Harmon, your words speak awesomeness. However offing yourself will probably void any life insurance that you might have.

                  But... what if you bought life insurance to cover yourself for a life extension program like http://www.alcor.org/ but then you left a HUGE life insurance policy for yourself. Sure you're dead but then you'd become reanimated and not dead anymore so after a legal battle might be able to claim it all (if that insurance company isn't bankrupt) and outlive everybody you've ever known!
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                  • Dankasaur
                    So Fucking Fossilized
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1432

                    #10
                    If my death is anything like the previous men in my family, I got just under 25 years left to live. I'll be dead before I'm 50.

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                    • Magnetron
                      Lord High Groundhog
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 1841

                      #11
                      .....150.....

                      mind over matter
                      .
                      Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
                      and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
                      While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
                      with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
                      you stood for
                      ever before the window saying
                      nothing

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24818

                        #12

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