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![]() Russian diver gets hand stuck in fish?s mouth
![]() A commercial diver in Russia got himself into a dire predicament when he inexplicably stuck his hand into the mouth of a monkfish, aka a sea-devil. The fish has a row of sharp teeth on both sides of its mouth, and it clamped down on the diver?s hand like a bear foot trap, not letting go. ![]() hotlinked As you can see, the Russians had the darnedest time figuring out how to get his hand out of the ?fish trap.? We apologize for any profanity, if there is any, since they?re speaking Russian, but that just adds to the hilarity. Watch and laugh...
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He used his fleshlight as a fishing lure. The reason for the left hand? So that it would feel like "somebody else is doing it".
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People are dumb. I mean, really dumb.
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In russia; fish catches you
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Could have been worse...
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Damn if that fish don't look like a croc. Had a lady friend once, similiar ending for me...denied
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Can't they just kill the fish and rip it's mouth off? Or is that to inhumane?
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