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  • calmlikeabomb
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    • May 2004
    • 1323
    #1

    16 cores - can serve a lot of whores (NodeJS).

    Sup? Fuckers.

    Noticed a lot of bitches whining about their lolpress installs lately.

    In the past, this industry was innovative. So, what's up? Who else is running a node powered CMS?

    Lets see PHP touch these numbers:

    subarus.
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    • adendreams
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      • Jul 2009
      • 1887
      #2
      care to elaborate
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        • calmlikeabomb
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          • May 2004
          • 1323
          #3
          http://nodejs.org/about/ - Node.js is a platform built on Chrome's JavaScript runtime for easily building fast, scalable network applications. Node.js uses an event-driven, non-blocking I/O model that makes it lightweight and efficient, perfect for data-intensive real-time applications that run across distributed devices.
          subarus.

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            • adendreams
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              • Jul 2009
              • 1887
              #4
              cool info.

              you a coder lookin for gigs or an in-house guy somewhere?
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                • calmlikeabomb
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                  • May 2004
                  • 1323
                  #5
                  I'm not looking for anything beyond a discussion about NodeJS.

                  Async, HiRedis, Socket.IO, CPU Clustering, Headless Webkit, JSDOM anyone using this stuff?
                  subarus.

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                    • johnnyloadproductions
                      Account Shutdown
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 3611
                      #6
                      Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
                      I'm not looking for anything beyond a discussion about NodeJS.

                      Async, HiRedis, Socket.IO, CPU Clustering, Headless Webkit, JSDOM anyone using this stuff?
                      I've only played around with Node just a bit, watching tutorials on Lynda.com.
                      I don't have anything as of yet where I could use the fine tuned power that Node can provide.

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                        • Supz
                          Arthur Flegenheimer
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 11057
                          #7
                          you cant fap to this.

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                            • tonyparra
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                              • Jul 2008
                              • 4568
                              #8
                              Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
                              http://nodejs.org/about/ - Node.js is a platform built on Chrome's JavaScript runtime for easily building fast, scalable network applications. Node.js uses an event-driven, non-blocking I/O model that makes it lightweight and efficient, perfect for data-intensive real-time applications that run across distributed devices.
                              can i make money with it?

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                                • calmlikeabomb
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                                  • May 2004
                                  • 1323
                                  #9
                                  That's kinda like saying your taxi service is happy transporting clients around town in a Reliant Robin. When instead, your customers could be delivered to their destination(s) using a fleet of exotic super cars.
                                  Last edited by calmlikeabomb; 07-21-2013, 10:19 PM.
                                  subarus.

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                                    • tonyparra
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                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 4568
                                      #10
                                      so i can make a cms with this? ill look into it

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                                        • Phoenix
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 35475
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
                                          That's kinda like saying your taxi service is happy transporting clients around town in a Reliant Robin. When instead, your customers could be delivered to their destination(s) using a fleet of exotic super cars.
                                          is there more profit using the exotic super cars?

                                          or just cost more...that is the question

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                                            • calmlikeabomb
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                                              • May 2004
                                              • 1323
                                              #12
                                              Damn you for poking holes in my analogy.
                                              subarus.

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                                                • Dankasaur
                                                  So Fucking Fossilized
                                                  • Sep 2011
                                                  • 1432
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by tonyparra
                                                  so i can make a cms with this? ill look into it
                                                  Yes, Node.js is an awesome thing. It's JavaScript on the server.. Non-blocking, shit is bananas. B.A.N.A.N.A.S. I do some Node.js work too, fun shit.

                                                  If you want to look into a building a CMS, TJ Holowaychuk is basically THE node.js genius of the community and has created one of the best frameworks for the language. Express.js Look into it.

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                                                    • adultmobile
                                                      No, I am not banned
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 5345
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
                                                      In the past, this industry was innovative. So, what's up? Who else is running a node powered CMS?
                                                      The chat and messaging of tubecamgirl.com is node.js powered since 2011, you late.

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                                                        • Ferus
                                                          Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                          • Feb 2013
                                                          • 4108
                                                          #15
                                                          http://www.salmanq.com/blog/net-and-...rison/2013/03/

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                                                            • _Richard_
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                              • 30991
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Dankasaur
                                                              Yes, Node.js is an awesome thing. It's JavaScript on the server.. Non-blocking, shit is bananas. B.A.N.A.N.A.S. I do some Node.js work too, fun shit.

                                                              If you want to look into a building a CMS, TJ Holowaychuk is basically THE node.js genius of the community and has created one of the best frameworks for the language. Express.js Look into it.

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                                                                • brandonstills
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                                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                                  • 1964
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Just found this thread looking for Node.js on here. I've switched entirely to Node.js for my own stuff. I'm currently working on a CMS solution for a solo site.

                                                                  I stopped using PHP around 2010. Rails was my thing for a while but it is such a slow beast nowadays.

                                                                  Node.js is screaming fast. It's fucking insane how much you can get out of the hardware. There's so much more flexibility with what you can do as well.

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                                                                    • phasic
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 2104
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by calmlikeabomb
                                                                      Sup? Fuckers.

                                                                      Noticed a lot of bitches whining about their lolpress installs lately.

                                                                      In the past, this industry was innovative. So, what's up? Who else is running a node powered CMS?

                                                                      Lets see PHP touch these numbers:

                                                                      Image is broken. Running 16 cores on a DigitalOcean VPS? Ok.

                                                                      WordPress sucks. node.JS for the win. But why bulk up a site with a CMS when custom node.JS is so easy?

                                                                      Seems pointless and a waste of time.
                                                                      Brief revisit. (mic drop)

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                                                                        • arock10
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                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                          • 6217
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Is this like tables
                                                                          Sup

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                                                                            • freecartoonporn
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                                                                              • Jan 2012
                                                                              • 7683
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Where Node.js Shouldn’t Be Used
                                                                              SERVER-SIDE WEB APPLICATION W/ A RELATIONAL DB BEHIND
                                                                              HEAVY SERVER-SIDE COMPUTATION/PROCESSING

                                                                              ref: http://www.toptal.com/nodejs/why-the...-i-use-node-js
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                                                                                • freecartoonporn
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Where Node.js Shouldn?t Be Used
                                                                                  SERVER-SIDE WEB APPLICATION W/ A RELATIONAL DB BEHIND
                                                                                  HEAVY SERVER-SIDE COMPUTATION/PROCESSING

                                                                                  ref: http://www.toptal.com/nodejs/why-the...-i-use-node-js
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