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View Poll Results: Do you usually 'KEY' a Police car as you walk by?
NO. I am way too 'Chicken'... 12 57.14%
YES.: A crafty if possible: (That will teach them) 4 19.05%
I scrape a FUCK-DA-POLICE into the hood, with a special tool I carry all the time... 5 23.81%
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Old 07-13-2013, 01:37 AM   #1
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POLL: Do you usually 'KEY' a Police car as you walk by?

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Old 07-13-2013, 02:09 AM   #2
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Naw


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Old 07-13-2013, 02:14 AM   #3
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Scotty and the police are sitting in a tree...

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Old 07-13-2013, 02:19 AM   #4
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You said "key", I thought you meant...never mind, wrong poll.





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Old 07-13-2013, 02:22 AM   #5
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You said "key", I thought you meant...never mind, wrong poll.





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Nah, I often take a shit on them, and smear it all over the windshield...

But... It DOES wash off... Thats why I'm thinking of taking my attacks to the next level - PROPER DAMAGE ! (That costs them $$$)

Hence my poo, looking for advice...
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Old 07-13-2013, 03:34 AM   #6
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Scotty and the police are sitting in a tree...

K. I. S. S. I. N. G.


My brother is a cop so if I did it he'd probably taze me.


"don't taze me, bro."
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Old 07-13-2013, 03:38 AM   #7
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Old 07-13-2013, 03:57 AM   #8
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No. They would just take it to a body shop to have it fixed and pay double what the job is worth, just because it's government money so that is standard practice, then my property taxes go up next year to pay for it.
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Old 07-13-2013, 06:49 AM   #9
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i spray-painted one once...does that count?
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Old 07-13-2013, 06:50 AM   #10
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cop cars have cameras 2 cents
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Old 07-13-2013, 06:57 AM   #11
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No. They would just take it to a body shop to have it fixed and pay double what the job is worth, just because it's government money so that is standard practice, then my property taxes go up next year to pay for it.
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Old 07-13-2013, 07:18 AM   #12
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Key a cop car, naw.

Sometimes the noise causes the officer to wake up.

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Old 07-13-2013, 08:43 AM   #13
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The act of keying a car only has impact when the keyed car has some kind of value to the owner. It would be kind of an empty gesture.
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Old 07-13-2013, 08:50 AM   #14
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The act of keying a car only has impact when the keyed car has some kind of value to the owner. It would be kind of an empty gesture.
Precisely.

Cop cars are owned by you and I...the taxpayer. We'd be paying for our own repairs.
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Old 07-13-2013, 09:05 AM   #15
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CurrentlySober has obviously started drinking again.
I do not like his recent posts about keying cop cars and music to commit suicide to.

Sober up dude you're posting idiotic, offensive threads lately.

I know - go fuck myself, got it.
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What a stupid idea! Only teens would do this.....
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Old 07-13-2013, 09:40 AM   #17
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No, I'm not a criminal or a stupid teenager. So I actually like the police, and enjoy the protection and services they provide that I pay for with my taxes. I like my neighborhood being safe and property values being high.
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:05 AM   #18
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No because I'm an adult and not a angst ridden teenager trying to "revolt against the system". I am also not a douchebag.
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Nah, I often take a shit on them, and smear it all over the windshield...
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No. They would just take it to a body shop to have it fixed and pay double what the job is worth, just because it's government money so that is standard practice, then my property taxes go up next year to pay for it.
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