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Is she cheating?
If your girlfriend goes on a vacation with a male friend of hers, and suddenly stops calling you and responding to your sms messages, would you think she's cheating?
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heh, yes..
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girlfriend and vacation with male friend dont belong in same sentence
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I'm sorry
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Someones ass is getting tapped like a keg of cheap local beer.
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What you meant to say was "guy she hasnt fucked yet". |
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Sorry to hear that, bro.
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Hmm. This kinda sucks, to be honest.
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damn, your life is a soap opera... I thought your girlfreind had cheated on you while on vacation and gave you herpes...!? Did a missed a show?? ![]() |
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Is there any doubt?
Really? If I go on vacation with a female friend of mine... I couldn't help but slam her... Im sorry but is this dumb question or what? |
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![]() On another note, she's known this guy for years, her and I both suspect him of being gay, and it's not just him but his entire family she's away with.
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IF my girlfriend goes on Vacation with another man... She not my girlfriend anymore...simple!
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Dude don't listen to all them.. Look at the upside, maybe they just both got hit be a bus!
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She's fucking his dad.
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The doctor screwed up, after the tests came in he said I apparently did not have herpes after all but that it was some kind of allergic reaction (and since I'm allergic to virtually everything, that isn't really far-fetched). Look below my nick.
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On vacation with some guys girlfriend right now. What a coincidence, she isnt returning any of his messages either!
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I'd think there is definitely something fishy going on. Like she's thinking of how she'll break it to you.
Why would you let your girlfriend go on vacation with a male friend? |
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And out on vaca with HIS whole family?
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Post a pic of your girlfriend...
BoneProne will tell you if he fucked her! |
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post a pic of her yourself and him
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Someone should compile all this punkworld girlfriend´s thread...
You will notice that all of them scream "dump her, man!!" .... What the fuck are you still doing hanging around this girl?
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No question in my mind, she's riding the bologne pony!
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- Women, you have no male friends. Every male you call a friend wants to bang the living fuck out of you. If you don't believe me, then as a test...tell any one of your male friends that you want to sleep with them and see if they turn you down.
Quoted from the DATING RULES: The Rules: - NEVER, and I mean EVER...date a single mother. There are multiple reasons for this rule. 1) She's already made one (or more) mistake, and you could be next. 2) With the Feminist movement gaining so much influence, YOU could be stuck paying child support for being a "Father Figure" to someone else's child! 3) With a single mother, you will always be number 2. Kids will always come first. - Follow the "three strikes and your out" rule. Which means if he/she hasn't put out in the first three dates, dump them. - Never pick up your phone Friday through Sunday. Screen all of your phone calls. - No cuddling after sex. You kick their ass out in time for Sportscenter. - Always wear a condom. ALWAYS. EVEN IF she is on birth control. No exceptions. - Never spend more than $40 on a date. And if she pays, all the better. - Pick out the women with the lowest self esteem. The lower the better. Beautiful women with a very low self esteem are the best partners possible. - Get in touch with your "inner A-hole". Women are drawn to assholes. If your a nice guy(pussy), you won't get laid. She'll categorize you as her "friend". - Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it. So keep that in mind when you see some woman dressed to kill. - Men, never have coffee or lunch with a woman unless you want to be "friends". Women have dinner with the men that they bang, not lunch or coffee. - Women, you have no male friends. Every male you call a friend wants to bang the living fuck out of you. If you don't believe me, then as a test...tell any one of your male friends that you want to sleep with them and see if they turn you down. - Stay away from any women who says the words "All my friends are guys". That is trouble and should be avoided at all costs. - If the person you are dating stops putting out, "Dump that bitch". - Men, the reason why you are "friends" with a woman with the exception of having a past relationship with her...is that she doesn't find you attractive. The truth hurts. Move on. - Men, the more confidence you show the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women smell a pussy(figurative term for a man with no self esteem) a mile away and they can also smell confidence. Women are attracted to confidence almost more than anything else. - Don't ever tell a woman you love her unless you really do. Don't do it especially just to get in her pants. The consequences are many and get you in to big trouble. And if you really do love her, than Leykis 101 no longer applies here. - If your girlfriend or boyfriend is spending a lot of time with a "friend" of the opposite sex (ESPECIALLY an "Ex"), dump that bitch. - Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age, and are done having "fun". - Do not buy her flowers until the second year you are married. - Don't do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn't normally do later in the relationship. Because her expectations of anything you do for her will cause you problems later. - Never hold her purse. Unless you are a pussy or have a pussy, you shouldn't be holding a purse. - Never buy her Feminine Hygiene products for her. It is her way of testing how much she can "pussywhip" you. No self respecting man would do this. - Always become unavailable during the holidays. Never pick up the phone close to holiday seasons. Especially Valentine's Day or Thanksgiving. - Do not go to a concert with a woman if she invites you...ESPECIALLY if she has backstage passes or has a friend in the band she is going to see. It just means she is there to fuck the other guy. She probably just used you for the ride there. - Never buy a woman a drink. It's just another way of a woman getting something she wants for free while the man thinks she's interested in him. (applies outside of relationships) - Eat before you go out on a date. Purpose is that a woman normally wouldn't be caught dead eating more than her date. So this results in a lower costing date by the end of the evening. You tell her that you are trying to eat healthy. "I'll just have a salad." - Do not order a bottle of wine. And the reason you don't when she asks is because you want to make sure you get her home safely. And to ensure this to the best of your ability, you don't want to drink any alcohol. - If your date picks up their cell phone, silently get up, leave the establishment and drive off without them. If they give you a lack of respect to pay attention to you on the date, you don't give them the respect of driving them home. And the Cell phone call is most likely her way of setting up her booty call after getting dinner out of you. |
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Yooo dawg.. sometimes that does not matter... Fuck that I love her shit.. you can love a girl but if she is playing you like this girl seems to be playing you .. the only one fucked is yourself... Just dump her and wait for the next good thing .. or do what I do.. bootycalls... and thaz it! good luck! |
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A crappy old picture:
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Tom Leykis knows all.
www.blowmeuptom.com Although...I DO happen to have ONE male friend that doesn't want in my pants. I know. I asked him. He turned me down. But to this day, he and I are the best friends in the world. He comes to me for chick advice from a chick's perspective. ![]() |
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I still don't get why you'd let her go on vacation with a male friend. Why wouldn't you go with her?
I have many close male friends and being married or if I were still at the dating stage, I wouldn't go on a vacation with him alone - period. Business trips or going on vacation with your friends is one thing but alone with a male friend, nah. |
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Not saying you should have prevented her from going, but you should always be prepared for a gigantic let down. Women will never fail to let you down in this respect. Women are liars. They expect you to trust them from the get go. Like respect, trust is earned, not given away. Women can and will rationalize anything. Even if she did run off and start screwing her childhood friend, she will tell you it was your fault she did it in the first place. And she will actually believe it. It is far better to not trust them and expect the worst, than to make yourself believe that you met a woman with a modicum of self respect or dignity. Which no woman has, esp. if stuck in the right environment. |
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Hmm try calling her parents and see if they can contact her. If they can, let them call you, and then you call her and then it's up to you ;-).
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sorry bro!
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