"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don?t have a good partner, you?d better have a good hand." - Mae West
"Is sex dirty? Only when it?s being done right." - Woody Allen
"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds
"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." - Billy Joel
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal
"Sex is like money; only too much is enough." - John Updike
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don?t have a good partner, you?d better have a good hand." - Mae West
"Is sex dirty? Only when it?s being done right." - Woody Allen
"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds
"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." - Billy Joel
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal
"Sex is like money; only too much is enough." - John Updike
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