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  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43069

    #51
    I'll cut you some slack since you took in a kid off the streets of Orlando.

    I did the same thing, in the same city. Didn't work out well for anyone involved.

    Fat chicks rule, and I'd be laughing at your sorry asses because while I'm getting laid...you've got nothing better to do that come to GFY looking for jokes.

    Spend you some brain.
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    • 24/7 Blogging Crew
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2012
      • 1238

      #52
      Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
      I never said he was a loser... He's a good friend I've known since I was younger... Just happens he's banging a fat chick right now...
      at least he's getting some pussy while your sitting here posting a thread about how to make fun of him

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94736

        #53
        Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
        Need some cruel and unusual ideas from you guys please...

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        • SuckOnThis
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 6844

          #54
          Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
          Not sure what's funny about that, other than he's banging a fat chick.

          He was gonna be homeless, we took him in a couple of weeks ago to save him from living on the streets in Orlando... That's what you do when a friend you've known since you were a kid needs help.

          How many roommates do you have??

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          • Webmaster Advertising
            So Fucking Banned
            • Sep 2003
            • 1360

            #55
            Originally posted by SuckOnThis
            How many roommates do you have??
            1 - I live with the wife hence the 'we'.

            Fortunately we don't live in Bangalore or Chicago where a family of 27 can fit into a 3 bedroom house LOL
            Last edited by Webmaster Advertising; 06-25-2013, 06:15 PM.

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            • 24/7 Blogging Crew
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2012
              • 1238

              #56
              Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
              1 - I live with the wife hence the 'we'.

              Fortunately we don't live in Bangalore or Chicago where a family of 27 can fit into a 3 bedroom house LOL
              is your buddy banging your wife while you are on here posting

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              • ErectMedia
                Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                • Aug 2004
                • 7100

                #57
                All You Can Eat Buffet

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                hand him one and say so ya can feed the whale

                Years ago I knew a pleasantly plump chick that had a cock sucking fetish and yes my cock was in her mouth for many hours, nothing like kicking back watching tv while she blows ya for an hour and a half and expects nothing in return, was a cute chick just a little bit meaty
                Last edited by ErectMedia; 06-25-2013, 06:58 PM.

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                • sarettah
                  see you later, I'm gone
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14307

                  #58
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  He's fucking something let it go.
                  What he said.

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                  • JockoHomo
                    "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 1523

                    #59
                    Get one of those blow up Shamu whales they sell at Sea World. Put some lipstick on it and put it in his bed while he is out...pull the covers up so that he will think she is trying to surprise him by hiding in his bed!

                    Surprise!

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                    • epitome
                      So Fucking Lame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 12156

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                      1 - I live with the wife hence the 'we'.

                      Fortunately we don't live in Bangalore or Chicago where a family of 27 can fit into a 3 bedroom house LOL
                      She must be a 10. Post a pic.

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                      • Webmaster Advertising
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 1360

                        #61
                        Originally posted by epitome
                        She must be a 10. Post a pic.
                        No.

                        She has nothing to do with the porn business, or my businesses in any way, why on earth would I want to put her pic on here or any business forum?

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                        • 24/7 Blogging Crew
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 1238

                          #62
                          Originally posted by epitome
                          She must be a 10. Post a pic.
                          are you saying you like 10 year oldS?

                          that is very sick

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
                            Now with more Jayne
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 40077

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                            No.

                            She has nothing to do with the porn business, or my businesses in any way, why on earth would I want to put her pic on here or any business forum?
                            Yes, keep on with the being strictly business.

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                            • Webmaster Advertising
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 1360

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                              Yes, keep on with the being strictly business.
                              You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?

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                              • Bman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 1679

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?
                                You need some serious growing up to do. I hope you realize how insulting your post is to a lot of people.
                                Making fun of somebody of how they look is completely unacceptable.
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                                • Webmaster Advertising
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 1360

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Bman
                                  You need some serious growing up to do. I hope you realize how insulting your post is to a lot of people.
                                  Making fun of somebody of how they look is completely unacceptable.
                                  Please show me any post in this thread where I specifically made fun of this chick?

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                                  • Bman
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 1679

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                    Please show me any post in this thread where I specifically made fun of this chick?
                                    your lampooning somebody because of their weight...and then your room mate cause of who he is with because of what she looks like.

                                    Thats not acceptable. period.
                                    make fun of the way they drive, what they wear whatever...you need to realize the issues people have when they are overweight and the reasons why they got that way. A lot of it is not controllable. you dont know her story so there is no reason to lampoon it...imagine how somebody would feel if they saw the flour in his room...seriously if I have to explain it to you, you will never understand it.
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                                    • Webmaster Advertising
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 1360

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Bman
                                      your lampooning somebody because of their weight...and then your room mate cause of who he is with because of what she looks like.

                                      Thats not acceptable. period.
                                      make fun of the way they drive, what they wear whatever...you need to realize the issues people have when they are overweight and the reasons why they got that way. A lot of it is not controllable. you dont know her story so there is no reason to lampoon it...imagine how somebody would feel if they saw the flour in his room...seriously if I have to explain it to you, you will never understand it.
                                      No, I'm making fun of him, just like he would me if the situation was reversed, that's the kind of friendship we have had for the last 15 yrs and I am also pretty sure the reason we haven't met this chick for 2 months is because he knew this would end up happening and gave her prior warning... For the record, she gives as good as she gets...

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                                      • epitome
                                        So Fucking Lame
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 12156

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by 24/7 Blogging Crew
                                        are you saying you like 10 year oldS?

                                        that is very sick
                                        You relapse again Chris?

                                        Doesn't someone somewhere have $5 in their PayPal you could be trying to separate them from?

                                        You're not even worth the trouble of getting banned.

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                                        • epitome
                                          So Fucking Lame
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 12156

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                          You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?
                                          No, I really don't. Put a black bar over her eyes. Let's see how much better you're doing. Based on your usage of "we" she has her own insecurities or she wouldn't be partaking in this thing you consider fun.

                                          That is if she isn't really a he and just another roommate.

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                                          • Bman
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 1679

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                            No, I'm making fun of him, just like he would me if the situation was reversed, that's the kind of friendship we have had for the last 15 yrs and I am also pretty sure the reason we haven't met this chick for 2 months is because he knew this would end up happening and gave her prior warning... For the record, she gives as good as she gets...





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                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                              Now with more Jayne
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 40077

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                              You can appreciate why I wouldn't want her pic on her though right? As she has nothing to do with the industry?
                                              Can you appreciate when childish comments are made that I don't particularly consider that professional either?


                                              I sort of hope you do say something to him and you find out he actually cares for her when he knocks you to the ground.

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                                              • Colmike9
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                                                • Dec 2011
                                                • 7230

                                                #73
                                                OP: No offense, but I would just stop. A lot of people just don't get it..
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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 40077

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                                  Please show me any post in this thread where I specifically made fun of this chick?
                                                  Are you really that thick? Considering him sleeping with her to be something worth going out of your way to make fun of him for can't really get all that more specific towards her but it is just as bad to consider fat women all one collective entity.

                                                  Above anything else, I have no idea why anybody cares what anybody else thinks about adults with whom they have sex. How insecure do you have to be?

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                                                  • Google Expert
                                                    Webmaster
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 14294

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by deltav
                                                    You're actually being a dick to the girl, errr "fat chick". Why not consider just growing the fuck up?
                                                    Fat people deserve to be laughed at.

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                                                    • StickyGreen
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                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 13076

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                                      How do we effectively tease / joke with him about this?

                                                      He's been keeping her secret for about 2 months and tonight we finally get to meet her.

                                                      Need some cruel and unusual ideas from you guys please...
                                                      Tease him? You sound like an immature idiot...
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                                                      • Ferus
                                                        Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                        • Feb 2013
                                                        • 4108

                                                        #77
                                                        The amount of small dicks in this thread is to damn high!



                                                        OP needs to grow the fuck up

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                                                        • Webmaster Advertising
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 1360

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                                                          to consider fat women all one collective entity.
                                                          Come on now, nowhere did I even say that I believed that.

                                                          Everyone knows fat chicks are their own entities, that's why they all have their own gravitational pull kinda like a planet, but squishier and wetter.

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                                                          • Webmaster Advertising
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 1360

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                                            Tease him? You sound like an immature idiot...
                                                            So you've never teased or playfully ridiculed any of your friends about anything they did, or they never teased or ridiculed you in jest?

                                                            What a sad, boring life you and your friends must have if you don't poke fun at each other

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                                                            • Webmaster Advertising
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 1360

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Colmike7
                                                              OP: No offense, but I would just stop. A lot of people just don't get it..
                                                              That's their loss, all 3 of us are reading the responses in this thread and we're almost in tears we think they are so funny

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                                                              • Tofu
                                                                The Video Specialist
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 5615

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                                                That's their loss, all 3 of us are reading the responses in this thread and we're almost in tears we think they are so funny


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                                                                • baronessa
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                                                                  • Oct 2008
                                                                  • 18

                                                                  #82
                                                                  She gon' cry, in the car...
                                                                  lol

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                                                                  • epitome
                                                                    So Fucking Lame
                                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                                    • 12156

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                                                    That's their loss, all 3 of us are reading the responses in this thread and we're almost in tears we think they are so funny
                                                                    Just like a sponsor getting called out for shaving and then thanking everyone because they got 50 webmaster sign ups from the thread?

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                                                                    • lakerslive
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2012
                                                                      • 929

                                                                      #84
                                                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cknhVYUb-Bk plz embed

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                                                                      • Ferus
                                                                        Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                                        • Feb 2013
                                                                        • 4108

                                                                        #85
                                                                        What if he loves her?

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                                                                        • AtlantisCash
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                          • 3179

                                                                          #86
                                                                          i don't know how fat is she, but i for one never fan of bones, women should have some meat, you wouldn't wanna give a hug to a coconut tree.
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                                                                          • AtlantisCash
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                                            • 3179

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
                                                                            Are you really that thick? Considering him sleeping with her to be something worth going out of your way to make fun of him for can't really get all that more specific towards her but it is just as bad to consider fat women all one collective entity.

                                                                            Above anything else, I have no idea why anybody cares what anybody else thinks about adults with whom they have sex. How insecure do you have to be?
                                                                            i take your point but, this is just a fun, don't be that sencitive, these kinda jokes around since a long time and again i have nothing against someone dating fat or skinny person though.
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                                                                            • Dankasaur
                                                                              So Fucking Fossilized
                                                                              • Sep 2011
                                                                              • 1432

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                                                              That's their loss, all 3 of us are reading the responses in this thread and we're almost in tears we think they are so funny
                                                                              I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you are asking how to pick on your buddy for banging a fat girl or the thought that you were like "hey guys, look I asked a bunch of porn peddlers how I can pick on you for fucking her and now we can laugh at their responses defending her!"

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                                                                              • digitalfantasies
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2010
                                                                                • 2759

                                                                                #89
                                                                                you need to post naked pics of your wife... to prove you are doing so much better...

                                                                                this is the only way to save this thread unfortunately, so get it done asap

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                                                                                • Sam - Mr. Skin
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                                                  • 1688

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising
                                                                                  We're dicks to each other, that's what we do, if it was me banging a fat chick he'd do the same to me...
                                                                                  So you are 12

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                                                                                  • Sly
                                                                                    Let's do some business!
                                                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                                                    • 31376

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    This thread features five levels of retardation.

                                                                                    And yes, I'm making fun of retarded people. I rode the short bus, it's okay.
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                                                                                    • O MARINA
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                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 13796

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

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                                                                                      • Sly
                                                                                        Let's do some business!
                                                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                                                        • 31376

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                                                        Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
                                                                                        I have never seen you post that much. Ever. I think somebody hacked your account. Where did Marina go?!
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                                                                                        • SuckOnThis
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 6844

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Sam - Mr. Skin
                                                                                          So you are 12

                                                                                          Obviously the mentality of a 12 year old. Usually when people become 'stuck' at a certain age it is due to some kind of trauma that occurred at that age, normally sexual abuse.

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                                                                                          • O MARINA
                                                                                            I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 13796

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                            I have never seen you post that much. Ever. I think somebody hacked your account. Where did Marina go?!


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                                                                                            • Webmaster Advertising
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                              • 1360

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by kadudu
                                                                                              I still don't want to be the guy that everybody laughs at for doing the fat girl. I'll stick with the average looking ones with low self-esteem.
                                                                                              Why would everybody laugh at you for doing a fat girl? According to the fatties responding in this thread it is nothing to laugh about...

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                                                                                              • Femjoy Michael
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                                                                                                • Sep 2012
                                                                                                • 171

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                He's fucking something let it go.
                                                                                                I agree. Unless she is a total bitch and he is an asshole, leave them alone.
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                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                  • _Richard_
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                                                                                                    #99

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                                                                                                    • Far-L
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                      • 6065

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      I'm a fat chick and the thing I find the funniest is that you are asking for help to be a bigger dick, publicly acknowledging your limitations in the dickhead department. Maybe someone here can sell you a penis pill scrip.
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