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06-25-2013, 02:20 PM

How do we effectively tease / joke with him about this?

He's been keeping her secret for about 2 months and tonight we finally get to meet her.

Need some cruel and unusual ideas from you guys please...
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06-25-2013, 02:21 PM

act like nothing is out of the ordinary
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06-25-2013, 02:25 PM

How is a Fat chick like a Tricycle?

They are both kinda fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one!

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06-25-2013, 02:30 PM

He's fucking something let it go.
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06-25-2013, 02:46 PM

Meet her with a sailor hat and harpoon strapped to ur back.

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06-25-2013, 02:47 PM

how old are you - 12?

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06-25-2013, 02:47 PM

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06-25-2013, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

how old are you - 12?

We're dicks to each other, that's what we do, if it was me banging a fat chick he'd do the same to me...
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06-25-2013, 02:49 PM

Overuse adjectives like big, large, huge, rotund, husky, plump etc. He'll eventually catch on and punch one of you in the neck.

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06-25-2013, 02:51 PM

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rotund

I love that word when describing chunky girls, most of them don't have a clue what it means
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06-25-2013, 02:51 PM

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We're dicks to each other, that's what we do, if it was me banging a fat chick he'd do the same to me...

You're actually being a dick to the girl, errr "fat chick". Why not consider just growing the fuck up?

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06-25-2013, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

Overuse adjectives like big, large, huge, rotund, husky, plump etc. He'll eventually catch on and punch one of you in the neck.

or she will
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06-25-2013, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by deltav

You're actually being a dick to the girl, errr "fat chick". Why not consider just growing the fuck up?

Get over yourself, dingleberry. If she's not around, it's harmless fun at someone else's expense.

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06-25-2013, 02:57 PM

Start subtle, then go big. Like if she is ever over to eat, right before serving, sneak twice as much food on her plate and see if anyone notices..

Or in a serious tone, ask him things like "Hey man, if you miss and fuck a fold, does it count?"..

There are many things to do, just be creative but don't be too mean since it might have been hard for him to hook up with her..

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06-25-2013, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Colmike7

Or in a serious tone, ask him things like "Hey man, if you miss and fuck a fold, does it count?"

I already put a bag of flour on his dresser next to his bed so he can find the wet spots
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06-25-2013, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

how old are you - 12?

no kidding

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06-25-2013, 03:11 PM

if you need to ask help on how to joke/tease you are no joker/prankster/dick. Fake dick at most, lol.
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06-25-2013, 03:12 PM

Come on guys...everybody has fucked a fat chick at least once (except for me)
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06-25-2013, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Babaganoosh

Get over yourself, dingleberry. If she's not around, it's harmless fun at someone else's expense.

Well shit... I'm a dingleberry but the dude who logs on an adult webmaster forum asking how to make fun of some fat girl is alright.

Got it. Carry on then.

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06-25-2013, 03:20 PM

I will think of something when I stop laughing about you for having a roommate.
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06-25-2013, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by deltav

Well shit... I'm a dingleberry but the dude who logs on an adult webmaster forum asking how to make fun of some fat girl is alright.

Got it. Carry on then.

Perhaps you missed the part where I'm not actually making fun of the fat chick herself, rather the guy who is currently sticking his dick in her?
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06-25-2013, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by Webmaster Advertising

How do we effectively tease / joke with him about this?

He's been keeping her secret for about 2 months and tonight we finally get to meet her.

Need some cruel and unusual ideas from you guys please...

Why not just accept your friend for what he likes? Who cares if she is fat.

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06-25-2013, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by epitome

I will think of something when I stop laughing about you for having a roommate.

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06-25-2013, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by epitome

I will think of something when I stop laughing about you for having a roommate.

Not sure what's funny about that, other than he's banging a fat chick.

He was gonna be homeless, we took him in a couple of weeks ago to save him from living on the streets in Orlando... That's what you do when a friend you've known since you were a kid needs help.
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06-25-2013, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by epitome

I will think of something when I stop laughing about you for having a roommate.

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06-25-2013, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by epitome

I will think of something when I stop laughing about you for having a roommate.

I don't see why having a roommate is so bad... Now making fun of a fat chick I can agree with... But a roommate? Why is that so bad?
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06-25-2013, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by epitome

I will think of something when I stop laughing about you for having a roommate.

What is SO funny about having a roommate that you laughed for an extended period?

Its not even funny a normal amount. Probably not even a little funny.
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06-25-2013, 03:53 PM

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Come on guys...everybody has fucked a fat chick at least once (except for me)

Been there, done that. As it turns out, she's now an incredibly successful entrepreneur with gobs of cash.

...but she's still fat.

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06-25-2013, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by Dankasaur

I don't see why having a roommate is so bad... Now making fun of a fat chick I can agree with... But a roommate? Why is that so bad?

Having a roommate is not so bad or funny... unless you are a straight male over 22 or 23 years old
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06-25-2013, 04:04 PM

He's not a loser for banging a fat girl. He's a loser for having a roommate like you.

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06-25-2013, 04:04 PM

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Come on guys...everybody has fucked a fat chick at least once (except for me)

Hell,I've banged a few chubby girls..never dated them though.not that there is anything wrong with it

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06-25-2013, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by candyflip

He's not a loser for banging a fat girl. He's a loser for having a roommate like you.

I never said he was a loser... He's a good friend I've known since I was younger... Just happens he's banging a fat chick right now...
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06-25-2013, 04:09 PM

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I never said he was a loser... He's a good friend I've known since I was younger... Just happens he's banging a fat chick right now...

I don't think everyone understands that kind of friendship..

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06-25-2013, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Colmike7

I don't think everyone understands that kind of friendship..

Probably because they don't have lifelong friends just acquaintances
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06-25-2013, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Dankasaur

I don't see why having a roommate is so bad... Now making fun of a fat chick I can agree with... But a roommate? Why is that so bad?

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06-25-2013, 04:18 PM

only fat girl i dated had all the fat in her ass. everything else was thin. that's okay though. really though, it's whatever floats your boat.
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06-25-2013, 04:20 PM

And you would be fucking?
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06-25-2013, 04:22 PM

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He was gonna be homeless, we took him in a couple of weeks ago to save him from living on the streets in Orlando... That's what you do when a friend you've known since you were a kid needs help.

Actually it's the opposite; If a friend of yours needed to be "saved from the streets", he needs to be homeless. He needs to hit rock bottom so he can understand that there are consequences for being a fuck-up. He's made plenty of bad decisions in life and does not need to be coddled. You are only extending his trip to the bottom, and encouraging his dependency on society to help him when he needs to help himself.

You are hurting him like people hurt pigeons when they feed them. Now he's going to be running around town, head bobbing up and down, eating people's trash while he shits everywhere.

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06-25-2013, 04:26 PM

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Actually it's the opposite; If a friend of yours needed to be "saved from the streets", he needs to be homeless. He needs to hit rock bottom so he can understand that there are consequences for being a fuck-up. He's made plenty of bad decisions in life and does not need to be coddled. You are only extending his trip to the bottom, and encouraging his dependency on society to help him when he needs to help himself.

You are hurting him like people hurt pigeons when they feed them. Now he's going to be running around town, head bobbing up and down, eating people's trash while he shits everywhere.
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06-25-2013, 04:35 PM

Why not bang her yourself too? She may be fat, and perhaps not your particular type of woman, but you'd still blow a load. Wouldn't you? The fat girl gets a couple of dicks stuffed up inside of her, you both get to blow your loads, and it will give the both of you something to fuck with each other about for many years down the road! You see, that way, nobody will get mad or upset, as a result of fucking with each other, because you both banged the fat chick!

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06-25-2013, 04:35 PM

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06-25-2013, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by xenigo

Actually it's the opposite; If a friend of yours needed to be "saved from the streets", he needs to be homeless. He needs to hit rock bottom so he can understand that there are consequences for being a fuck-up. He's made plenty of bad decisions in life and does not need to be coddled. You are only extending his trip to the bottom, and encouraging his dependency on society to help him when he needs to help himself.

You are hurting him like people hurt pigeons when they feed them. Now he's going to be running around town, head bobbing up and down, eating people's trash while he shits everywhere.

Yes because I am certain when he and his 2 buddies were made homeless by their landlord selling the home from under them which they were renting right after they had just paid rent it was his and their fault
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06-25-2013, 04:52 PM

I hear fat girls are actually pretty good in bed since they so rarely get it that when they do have sex they give you all they got. Makes sense to me. In that case maybe he just enjoys the sex that much. Besides, he might be turning the lights off during.
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06-25-2013, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by kadudu

I hear fat girls are actually pretty good in bed since they so rarely get it that when they do have sex they give you all they got. Makes sense to me.
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06-25-2013, 05:00 PM

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And you would be fucking?

Himself of course.

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06-25-2013, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by kadudu

I hear fat girls are actually pretty good in bed since they so rarely get it that when they do have sex they give you all they got. Makes sense to me. In that case maybe he just enjoys the sex that much. Besides, he might be turning the lights off during.

Do you think it's a problem that you had to hear about it rather that having done it?

Why not just say you only had one piece of pussy in life.

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06-25-2013, 05:03 PM

Why, he is still getting some

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06-25-2013, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

Do you think it's a problem that you had to hear about it rather that having done it?

Why not just say you only had one piece of pussy in life.

I still don't want to be the guy that everybody laughs at for doing the fat girl. I'll stick with the average looking ones with low self-esteem.
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06-25-2013, 05:36 PM

The Fail is strong in this thread.

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06-25-2013, 05:45 PM

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Overuse adjectives like big, large, huge, rotund, husky, plump etc. He'll eventually catch on and punch one of you in the neck.

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