Fav simpsons episode!? - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 08:58 PM

the cartoon has been out for 13+ years gotta be at least a few faves!

Whats your favorite simpsons episode!?

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 08:59 PM

i like the one where Homer has a pet lobster named Pinchy,

they even give it lobster toughening lessons from the Captain guy.

NetRodent · 02-25-2003, 09:00 PM

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

Shooter · 02-25-2003, 09:00 PM

Either the one where Lisa becomes a hockey player or the Hank Scorpio episode (his evil boss when they move to that planned city).

Pretty much anything from seasons 6-10 is great.

NoCarrier · 02-25-2003, 09:01 PM

You can't beat the "Treehouse of horrors - Halloween Specials".

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by Shooter
Either the one where Lisa becomes a hockey player or the Hank Scorpio episode (his evil boss when they move to that planned city).

Pretty much anything from seasons 6-10 is great.

haha the Scorpio one was classic,
Homer unknowingly throws the grenade as he sadly walks out missing all the fire round him.

psyko514 · 02-25-2003, 09:02 PM

I love the one where he becomes obese to go on disability

bhutocracy · 02-25-2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

haha the Scorpio one was classic,
Homer unknowingly throws the grenade as he sadly walks out missing all the fire round him.

did anyone else think that Scorpio was from the "brotherhood of nod"??

aahhh.. C&C..

kronic · 02-25-2003, 09:03 PM

"Homer's Enemy"- Starring Frank Grimes aka Grimy

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
I love the one where he becomes obese to go on disability

and he goes to the overweight clothing store and hes like ill take the skirt (i forget the exact name of those fat people dresses).

Shooter · 02-25-2003, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

haha the Scorpio one was classic,
Homer unknowingly throws the grenade as he sadly walks out missing all the fire round him.

Yeh, the part where he tackled James Bond trying to escape was great too.

psyko514 · 02-25-2003, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
and he goes to the overweight clothing store and hes like ill take the skirt (i forget the exact name of those fat people dresses).

"I don't want to look like a freak! Just gimme the mumu"

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by Shooter

Yeh, the part where he tackled James Bond trying to escape was great too.

heh

and when Homer meets his employees he has to do nothing they are all like yep already done sir, no problem sir

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514

"I don't want to look like a freak! Just gimme the mumu"

THATS IT!

Shooter · 02-25-2003, 09:07 PM

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Awww! The Denver Broncos.....

The Porn Dude · 02-25-2003, 09:08 PM

Scorpio was a classic but my favorite was when homer bought a hand gun. He was using to open everything including his beer

"Hey hey, you need to wait 5 days before you can have your gun"

"DOOOH but I'm angry now"

Mr.Teen · 02-25-2003, 09:08 PM

HA, The best simpsons episode is when Homer got that pet monkey to bring him beer and food, and by the end of the episode it was drinking and eating. lol, anyone remember that one?

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by The Porn Dude
Scorpio was a classic but my favorite was when homer bought a hand gun. He was using to open everything including his beer

"Hey hey, you need to wait 5 days before you can have your gun"

"DOOOH but I'm angry now"

he hides it in the vegtable part of the fridge,
he like i never though anyone would find it in there.

Shooter · 02-25-2003, 09:11 PM

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Homer! You told me you got rid of your gun!

But Marge, I never thought you would find it. Honest!

SENSEX · 02-25-2003, 09:15 PM

Best episode, Homer on medisinal marjuana!

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by SENSEX
Best episode, Homer on medisinal marjuana!

never seen that one heard bout it,

whats happened?

Gman.357 · 02-25-2003, 09:16 PM

I don't recall the name of the episode, but it's the one where Homer eats the world's hottest chili, and it's made with peppers that are so hot they actually fry his brain, and he runs off like he's insane and has some kind of peyote-like hallucinations.

Dildozer · 02-25-2003, 09:21 PM

I love the one where he changes his name to MAX POWER

The Porn Dude · 02-25-2003, 09:25 PM

Another one I love was when Homer sued the captain over all you can eat.

"ARGH it's bottomless Pete. Come for the freak stay for the food."

psyko514 · 02-25-2003, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
I love the one where he changes his name to MAX POWER

You don't snuggle with Max Power. You strap in and feel the Gs!

nofx · 02-25-2003, 09:48 PM

when homer eats the psychedelic chilli at the contest and trips out

Froey Twe · 02-25-2003, 09:49 PM

i like the one where HOmer tripp's out on hott chilly!
fucking funny doh! lol

Froey Twe · 02-25-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Froey Twe
i like the one where HOmer tripp's out on hott chilly!
fucking funny doh! lol

haha shit i didnt even read to the end, we like the same one.
I also like this years Halloween special, when he makes like 20 clones of him self!

bhutocracy · 02-25-2003, 09:54 PM

the guatemalan insanity peppers one was awesome.

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
the guatemalan insanity peppers one was awesome.

the dog is the best in this episode by far!

`o and how he puts wax in his mouth HAHA!

badmunchkin · 02-25-2003, 10:17 PM

I like the one where he tries to convince Flanders to be more spontaneous & they both go out to Vegas, get drunk & end up being married to 2 callgirls... Also, the recent episode where Marge got a boob job was good.

Torn Rose · 02-25-2003, 10:23 PM

Who shot MR Burns!

Scorpio was a close second.

cybermike · 02-25-2003, 10:26 PM

The classic one was where the germans buy out the power plant and homer day dreams about the land of chocolate...

do do doo do mmmmm chocolate half price la la la la

Mutt · 02-25-2003, 10:54 PM

i like the one where the guy who is the father is really lazy and stupid and is eating donuts and when the little boy goes like 'cowabunga dude' or something like this. that is the best shows.

Lev · 02-25-2003, 11:14 PM

My fav is the episode when homer gets that monkey, that supposedly is for helping him, but they end up drinking beer and eating donuts together, funny episode

fuct · 02-25-2003, 11:20 PM

BruceM · 02-25-2003, 11:29 PM

What about the one when Homer had a toaster I think, and every time he pushed the switch, it changed to a different dimension. Then at one point he mentions something about donuts, and she says "what's a donut?" and he freaks out and pushes the toaster again. After he leaves, it starts raining donuts outside.

MetaMan · 02-25-2003, 11:53 PM

i used to never missed an episode,
now ive probly missed an entire season!

StacyCat · 02-26-2003, 05:29 AM

Lisa becomes a Vegetarian!

"Its just a little airborne, its still good, its still good!"

thesexattic · 02-26-2003, 07:12 AM

Being a dedicated Simpsons loser....housing the first 227 episodes on tape all on first run and being a simpsons trivia stud: my favorite episodes

1. John Waters guest Appearance - Homer's Phobia
2. Krusty Gets Kancelled
3. 22 Short films about Springfield

Other classics:

Homerpalooza
Monorail
Cape Fear

I am a loser

HowlingWulf · 02-26-2003, 10:19 AM

The episode where homer starts challenging everyone to a duel and has to flee to the country where he grows tomato/tobacco hybrid crops which everyone becomes addicted to...

"This tomato tastes like grandma." - Ralph Wiggum

TDF · 02-26-2003, 10:21 AM

tomacco!

FlasherX · 02-26-2003, 12:18 PM

Those are some good ones! LOL just thinking about them.

How about the one Lisa finds the angle skeleton. That was a fuckin' funny one

thesexattic · 02-26-2003, 01:08 PM

......and don't forget when Michael Jackson and Dusitn Hoffman were on.....also classic

TDF · 02-26-2003, 01:12 PM

lilmia · 02-26-2003, 01:52 PM

my fave is the one where homer starts his own company, and oddly enough, bill gates comes and ruins it.

woohoo!

.:Frog:. · 02-26-2003, 02:19 PM

I love the Simpsons, though the last 1-2 seasons have been real shitty.

3 favs:
- Barney takes homers car and leaves it in NY city.

- The one where Bush Senior moves to Springfield.

- Franks Grimes

ronin · 02-26-2003, 02:21 PM

They all rock-

02-25-2003, 08:58 PM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Fav simpsons episode!? the cartoon has been out for 13+ years gotta be at least a few faves! Whats your favorite simpsons episode!?

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NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh! __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i like the one where Homer has a pet lobster named Pinchy, they even give it lobster toughening lessons from the Captain guy.

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Shooter Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,842	Either the one where Lisa becomes a hockey player or the Hank Scorpio episode (his evil boss when they move to that planned city). Pretty much anything from seasons 6-10 is great.

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kronic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 964	"Homer's Enemy"- Starring Frank Grimes aka Grimy

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Mr.Teen Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Long Island, New York Posts: 800	HA, The best simpsons episode is when Homer got that pet monkey to bring him beer and food, and by the end of the episode it was drinking and eating. lol, anyone remember that one? __________________ <img src="http://dn5.com/Dead12.gif">

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SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	Best episode, Homer on medisinal marjuana!

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Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	I don't recall the name of the episode, but it's the one where Homer eats the world's hottest chili, and it's made with peppers that are so hot they actually fry his brain, and he runs off like he's insane and has some kind of peyote-like hallucinations. __________________ Ouch.

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Froey Twe Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,297	i like the one where HOmer tripp's out on hott chilly! fucking funny doh! lol

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	the guatemalan insanity peppers one was awesome.

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badmunchkin Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 3,797	I like the one where he tries to convince Flanders to be more spontaneous & they both go out to Vegas, get drunk & end up being married to 2 callgirls... Also, the recent episode where Marge got a boob job was good. __________________ Custom, Full Color Printing with BIG Discounts for GFY! ICQ 283197499

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cybermike Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Ny Posts: 4,113	The classic one was where the germans buy out the power plant and homer day dreams about the land of chocolate... do do doo do mmmmm chocolate half price la la la la

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i like the one where the guy who is the father is really lazy and stupid and is eating donuts and when the little boy goes like 'cowabunga dude' or something like this. that is the best shows. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	My fav is the episode when homer gets that monkey, that supposedly is for helping him, but they end up drinking beer and eating donuts together, funny episode

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BruceM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 4,084	What about the one when Homer had a toaster I think, and every time he pushed the switch, it changed to a different dimension. Then at one point he mentions something about donuts, and she says "what's a donut?" and he freaks out and pushes the toaster again. After he leaves, it starts raining donuts outside. __________________ SellHealth - Sell Herbal Sex Enhancers, HGH Releasers and more! Skype: brucemorrey

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i used to never missed an episode, now ive probly missed an entire season!

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HowlingWulf Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,662	The episode where homer starts challenging everyone to a duel and has to flee to the country where he grows tomato/tobacco hybrid crops which everyone becomes addicted to... "This tomato tastes like grandma." - Ralph Wiggum

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FlasherX Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: L.A. Posts: 48	Those are some good ones! LOL just thinking about them. How about the one Lisa finds the angle skeleton. That was a fuckin' funny one

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lilmia Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Surrey , BC Posts: 208	my fave is the one where homer starts his own company, and oddly enough, bill gates comes and ruins it. woohoo!

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