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CoolE · 02-26-2003, 06:20 AM

Fake cum in photoshoots...

I'm seeing more and more of it in content I buy, and I hate it. I'm absolutely sure members hate it when they see it too. They all love good cumshots, and fake cum just ruins it. I can just see members rolling their eyes and making moves to the cancel page.

It makes the content worth MUCH less to me than content with real cum.

Content producers, stop it!!!!

boneprone · 02-26-2003, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CoolE
Fake cum in photoshoots...

I'm seeing more and more of it in content I buy, and I hate it.
Content producers, stop it!!!!

You like cum ehh?

Maybe we can make you our next Boneprone Family Bukkake Victum?

Triple 6 · 02-26-2003, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

You like cum ehh?

Maybe we can make you our next Boneprone Family Bukkake Victum?

delia · 02-26-2003, 06:42 AM

Hahaha, didn't you know about this? It is practiced for ages now! Only that sometimes it's not so obvious.

keyDet79 · 02-26-2003, 07:00 AM

Well you get the content you pay for, my guess is you probably don't want to pay for real cum either ;)

Mutt · 02-26-2003, 07:14 AM

nominated for idiotic post of the month.

i'm sure members are all storming out of paysites up in arms over the fake cumshot epidemic.

how the fuck would u even know if the cum was fake?

CoolE · 02-26-2003, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by keyDet79
...my guess is you probably don't want to pay for real cum either ;)

Actually that is exactly my point; I do. I think the market is there, and I hope content producers realize it.

I think some internet producers are so intent on churning out massive numbers of pics, that they have forgotten the idea of the "money shot" - a basic principle of good porn.

Right now I am processing a otherwise very high-quality photoset that is completely ruined because some guy is trying to pass off bright white handcream as jism. Frustrating to see a top notch set like that ruined.

CoolE · 02-26-2003, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
nominated for idiotic post of the month.

how the fuck would u even know if the cum was fake?

If anyone's cum looks like this they should see a doctor right away.

TheWatcher · 02-26-2003, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CoolE

If anyone's cum looks like this they should see a doctor right away.

Gahahahhahah

so true

Jer · 02-26-2003, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by TheWatcher

Gahahahhahah

so true

Indeed

Mutt · 02-26-2003, 08:27 AM

well i gotta admit that is really fake looking, but unless it's a cum shot niche site I just don't think anybody cares. It's more obvious in photos than video.

Zebra · 02-26-2003, 08:35 AM

Powedered sugar with just the right amount of water looks so much more realistic

PornHero · 02-26-2003, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CoolE
Fake cum in photoshoots...

It makes the content worth MUCH less to me than content with real cum.

Content producers, stop it!!!!

I agree with you CoolE, I've always thought pics with obvious fake cum were an insult to members, kinda like having a hardcore sex site full of "simulated sex" pics.

fake cum

TheWatcher · 02-26-2003, 08:58 AM

That picture of the guy shooting on his chest.. looks like White Candle Wax ...

(it is a leather shot anyway)

Danny_C · 02-26-2003, 11:31 AM

Personally, I'm not looking at porn to check out the semen... but I guess it's the surfers we're trying to appeal to, not me.

DrewKole · 02-26-2003, 11:36 AM

The only good semen, is semen stuck on someone's eyebrow

Dawgy · 02-26-2003, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
The only good semen, is semen stuck on someone's eyebrow

didnt i tell u not to shoot on my face, god dammit

Pipecrew · 02-26-2003, 11:45 AM

http://www.judsmovies.com/movies/pimpin2.mpg

best fake cumshot i've ever seen at the end of this video

edit: bah i use to have the longer version, where you could tell it was soap she was lathering, there was like 8 shots on her face

gothweb · 02-26-2003, 11:45 AM

If you don't like fake content, of whatever kind, you can express your disapproval by not buying the shit. What's the problem?

DrewKole · 02-26-2003, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Dawgy

didnt i tell u not to shoot on my face, god dammit

I really don't think you should be pissed at me, I think you should just shave your bushy eyebrows, and we wouldnt have a problem!!!

FlasherX · 02-26-2003, 01:43 PM

GOOD ONE Pipecrew! Was that a load from the bionic man? FUCK!

smack · 02-26-2003, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CoolE
Fake cum in photoshoots...

I'm seeing more and more of it in content I buy, and I hate it. I'm absolutely sure members hate it when they see it too. They all love good cumshots, and fake cum just ruins it. I can just see members rolling their eyes and making moves to the cancel page.

It makes the content worth MUCH less to me than content with real cum.

Content producers, stop it!!!!

i'll have you know that a purveyor of fake semen this post offends me. i sell only the highest quality pre-fabricated sperm! in 10 20 and 50 gallon drums.

TheJimmy · 02-26-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
http://www.judsmovies.com/movies/pimpin2.mpg

best fake cumshot i've ever seen at the end of this video

edit: bah i use to have the longer version, where you could tell it was soap she was lathering, there was like 8 shots on her face

haha the editorial in the middle of the scene was fucking funny ass shit!

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JFK · 02-26-2003, 02:19 PM

Please disregard this "Fake" post , We did not advertise it as a real post. At least you didnt have to pay anything for it did you ?

02-26-2003, 06:20 AM	#1
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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	nominated for idiotic post of the month. i'm sure members are all storming out of paysites up in arms over the fake cumshot epidemic. how the fuck would u even know if the cum was fake? __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	well i gotta admit that is really fake looking, but unless it's a cum shot niche site I just don't think anybody cares. It's more obvious in photos than video. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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02-26-2003, 08:58 AM	#14
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