This girl at Starbucks Gave Me A Black Eye Today :(

[TCLGirls]

I was in line at Starbucks when I noticed this really hot looking chick in front of me. I knew Mutt had once met a girl in a similar situation and turned her into a solo model for a website. So I built up enough courage to try and do the same. Bad mistake on my part.

I tapped her on the shoulder and she seemed friendly enough...but after I showed her a couple samples on my tablet, she said something to the effect "Fuck you I'm a featherwood" and proceeded to punch me in the face! Her hit did not connect 100% but she did do some damage

[_Richard_]

featherwood

Female skinhead or the women that surround skinheads and share their opinions.

would have thought she'd be more open to it

[TCLGirls]

maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

[_Richard_]

maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

that would do it yes.

are you joking or is this all dead serious?

either way it's fucking hilarious

[Dankasaur]

maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

[mineistaken]

cool story

[_Richard_]

[Dankasaur]

[bluebook18]

[RyuLion]

Cool story bro!!!

[Dankasaur]

Cool story bro!!!

[RyuLion]

[pornmasta]

maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

wtf ????

[shake]

wtf ????

Google: featherwood . . . . then you'll understand

[Chosen]

[brassmonkey]

[seeandsee]

that bitch

[Chosen]

[privatesociety]

props for building up the courage in the first place!

we placed newspaper ads though - no black eyes recieved!

[yuu.design]

nice try :P

[BlackCrayon]

you should of had her charged with assault.

[michael.kickass]

Keep tryin' you'll succeed eventually.

[_Richard_]

[dyna mo]

i've never seen a hot featherwood so this is all prolly a good thing for porn.

[HomerSimpson]

[fitzmulti]

But...did you spill your coffee? That's the real question.
;-)