Im gonna see if my dog can do this:

My dog would be pissing/shiting or barking at everyone

my dog is still a bit shy but he's only 20 months and 140+ Lbs...

How long did it take you to stop it peeing in the house my poodle does it all the time manly when it sees people its less than 6 months old.

Buddy could do it, no problem

i was about to call the police on your ass.

My dog is actually a cat. She is staring at me right now making me feel guilty for lurking on GFY at 11pm on a Friday night when I should be downtown.

He likes meeting people

Cute story! That little kid is very trusting of that big ole dawg!
Thanks for sharing! ;-)

Not sure if I ever told this story here.

When I got Buddy he lived in Indiana so I had to fly him home. Long story short, he grew a lot more than expected when I went to get him, it was winter, there were flight delays and he ended up in LA about 5-6 hours before I did. I was pretty bummed, expecting to come to LAX and a dog in a box full of his own shit. It did not help matters when as soon as I stepped off the plane I heard my name announced to report to this area "about your dog."

There was a long line at the place I was to to report, but I went up front and said who I was. Within seconds I heard a ching-ching-ching behind me and turned around to see Buddy escorted by a couple TSA chicks, on the leash I had thrown in his cage (we never even had a chance to work with it).

Seems that TSA had adopted Buddy upon arrival, the girls had given him water and leash trained him as they walked him around LAX. I think he would do just fine there.