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globofun 05-26-2013 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19640843)
I can work the hours I want and essentially be driving 24/7

Doing this will make you impaired pretty quick! :1orglaugh

Sly 05-26-2013 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19640843)
I actually found a solution to this.

I do probably have to pay for the god damned interlock even though I know I can't drive using it because: 1. I won't give my car a blowjob in order to drive because I am straight 2. Interlock is for people who drive drunk like fucking assholes, and that's not me

I found normal persons work that will allow me to drive AND it is good ass pay AND it comes with my choice of many vehicles on a daily basis. I can work the hours I want and essentially be driving 24/7 - and - I WILL be working. I need the money. I can't wait to be out doing some real shit.



So I found a legal honest solution that will benefit me in many ways.

Like I said in that thread awhile back.. I won't give up


"I'm going to make it, because fuck you".

I hope that your new job does not keep you from giving us daily life updates. This place truly will not be the same without them.

Best of luck!

MrMaxwell 05-27-2013 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19641331)
I hope that your new job does not keep you from giving us daily life updates. This place truly will not be the same without them.

Best of luck!


When I have nothing to do, at all, I'm only on here a few times a week... when I have anything to do at all I generally am not here for months at a time.. you are welcome

For now,
Let's start a "Pay Fred to Leave GFY" campaign drive fund raiser :winkwink:

bigluv 05-27-2013 05:16 PM

You're an asshole

1) You insist you never ever ever drive drunk
2) You admit this is your second conviction
3) You admit you were awake what .. 48 hours? when you got pulled over

What an asshole.

Fat Panda 05-27-2013 05:19 PM

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MrMaxwell 05-27-2013 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19643279)
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No thanks, pal

MrMaxwell 05-27-2013 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 19643276)
You're an asshole

1) You insist you never ever ever drive drunk
2) You admit this is your second conviction
3) You admit you were awake what .. 48 hours? when you got pulled over

What an asshole.


More than 48 hours.. probably more.

My first conviction I WAS guilty - BUT - I did NOT want to drive. I did so under duress. Even still, when pulled over I was driving a bit under the speed limit in a straight line making gentle stops and being extremely careful. I took the conviction because I was guilty. I paid the price of it and didn't challenge it.

bigluv 05-28-2013 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19643484)
More than 48 hours.. probably more.

My first conviction I WAS guilty - BUT - I did NOT want to drive. I did so under duress. Even still, when pulled over I was driving a bit under the speed limit in a straight line making gentle stops and being extremely careful. I took the conviction because I was guilty. I paid the price of it and didn't challenge it.

Pretty hard to say that you "NEVER" drive intoxicated at this point then.

Im setting a reminder on my calendar to check back in a couple years when you've hit #3.

_Richard_ 05-28-2013 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 19638515)
On the old models people used to just hook air compressors into them, but the new ones make you hum while you blow so they know you are actually breathing into it. Lol

all that effort.. to drink and drive..

id say rapid transit and urban density would be the answer, but this is probably making all those private prisons/companies boatloads of money


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