Wanna lose weight? Here's a diet that does NOT fail. Ever

[Antonio]

When you are about to have your next meal, picture your dad fucking your mom doggy style. There, simple diet that works. Always.

[k0nr4d]

Ahh yes i've heard of that one, its called "The aristocrats diet".

[CDSmith]

You need to come up with a name for this new amazing diet technique.

Normally I'd have something cute and insanely hilarious to suggest here but on this one I got nuthin. :D

[PR_Glen]

Throwing up is not a healthy form of weight loss.. ;)