Creative job definitions for the porn industry

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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24812

    #1

    Creative job definitions for the porn industry

    Last week I was contacted by an old friend I hadn't heard from in ages. He'd started up a new adult production company and was headhunting for new employees. We'd worked together years ago at another adult video distribution company and he'd heard through a mutual acquaintance that I was still (somewhat) active in the industry.

    So he asks me what I'm doin' these days.

    I told him I was part of a large network of philanthropists who create and freely distribute their product to needy, starving wankers through a vast network of tube sites.

    It took a few moments for that to sink in - and then he laughed.

    "So...you're still a content producer," he says.
  • DirtyDanza
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 8375

    #2
    hey if he's still looking im looking for work
    Danza Bucks is back!!!

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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433

      #3
      I told him I was part of a large network of philanthropists who create and freely distribute their product to needy, starving wankers through a vast network of tube sites.

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      • mikesouth
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2003
        • 6334

        #4
        I tell people I work with the mentally handicapped
        Mike South

        It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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        • Zeiss
          Confirmed User
          • May 2012
          • 5189

          #5
          Originally posted by SilentKnight
          I told him I was part of a large network of philanthropists who create and freely distribute their product to needy, starving wankers through a vast network of tube sites.
          Good one..


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          • helmuc
            HostMaria
            • Aug 2012
            • 440

            #6
            Originally posted by SilentKnight
            ...

            I told him I was part of a large network of philanthropists who create and freely distribute their product to needy, starving wankers through a vast network of tube sites.

            ...
            nice
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            • Cyber Fucker
              Hmm
              • Sep 2005
              • 12642

              #7
              Originally posted by SilentKnight
              I told him I was part of a large network of philanthropists who create and freely distribute their product to needy, starving wankers through a vast network of tube sites.

              It took a few moments for that to sink in - and then he laughed.

              "So...you're still a content producer," he says.
              That sounds funny indeed.
              Last edited by Cyber Fucker; 05-12-2013, 12:30 PM.

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