My crazy mother arrived yesterday.....

**EddyTheDog** · 05-02-2013, 05:14 PM

They bought masses of cheap(ish) wine - On my 6th bottle - Playing Poker - I need to borrow some money...

**purecane** · 05-02-2013, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

I want to kill her already - Is that wrong?

No, that is exactly how I feel every time mine comes for a visit... She actually comes to visit my sister, but doesn't wanna inconvenience her , so she stays at my house.....smh

**NiXXiN** · 05-02-2013, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

I want to kill her already - Is that wrong?

only after you have fucked her.

**Fat Panda** · 05-02-2013, 06:27 PM

is she hot?

**EddyTheDog** · 05-02-2013, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by NiXXiN

only after you have fucked her.

Ewww - She is a virgin....

I wont hear otherwise......

**don Rumata** · 05-02-2013, 09:04 PM

I think anybody have that problems at different age. Try to ignore )

**EddyTheDog** · 05-02-2013, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by don Rumata

I think anybody have that problems at different age. Try to ignore )

**96ukssob** · 05-02-2013, 09:57 PM

You will be crazy one day too

**EddyTheDog** · 05-02-2013, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by bossku69

You will be crazy one day too

That ship has sailed.....

**EriktheRabbit** · 05-02-2013, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

That ship has sailed.....

Key to travel posh... Portside over, starboard home.

**CurrentlySober** · 05-02-2013, 11:23 PM

Nahh... Enjoy her while she is still here - One day she wont be, and then you'll miss her

You only get one Mum

**Manfap** · 05-02-2013, 11:46 PM

I only see mine about once a year, so I can put up with her for a weekend. My sisiter however manages to piss me off within 10 minutes.

**Dmcontent** · 05-03-2013, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by CurrentlySober

Nahh... Enjoy her while she is still here - One day she wont be, and then you'll miss her

You only get one Mum

What happen? your posts now have sense and good advices ..

**L-Pink** · 05-03-2013, 12:51 AM

Are to trying to say He no longer has shit for brains?

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 12:58 AM

Originally posted by Dmcontent

What happen? your posts now have sense and good advices ..

Omg don't be so sure. I know who he is...

PS we can all be who we want.

Your life starts now.

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 01:06 AM

Btw I have 8 parents in my life. I have only lost 1 when I was 12 my first step mother died. She was 32.

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 01:28 AM

She died of breast cancer. I remember visiting my fathers family and he never was there. I'm his only child that doesn't keep in touch now.

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 01:44 AM

Its not that I dont want to see my father. We actually had a stint when I got married. I invited him to my wedding cause my sister hosted it and my father lived in the town... so... he got on the guest list. My stepfather walked me down the isle .

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 02:01 AM

and then we had Christmas and my kids were showered in gifts and it was just so awkward. Step mother (E.T) was determined to be our family.

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 02:05 AM

Step forward 5 yrs... daddy dear is in jail for assault and divorced once more.

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 02:17 AM

My father is not a poor man. He has actually been very prosperous. And well off. My mother took nothing from him... other than a bullet to his leg... his grandmother said she should have shot higher.

**EddyTheDog** · 05-03-2013, 02:27 AM

In case anyone was wondering - I am not Sabby's secret love child.....

At least I didn't think I was.....

**bns666** · 05-03-2013, 03:35 AM

Aren't you taking her to London for a fancy dinner or something for 500 pounds?

**Sabby** · 05-03-2013, 03:41 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

In case anyone was wondering - I am not Sabby's secret love child.....

At least I didn't think I was.....

You might be my brother twice removed or something.

My first step mother who died was also my fathers uncles exwife . So my ex step sister is also my second cousin .

**EddyTheDog** · 05-03-2013, 05:31 AM

Originally posted by bns666

Aren't you taking her to London for a fancy dinner or something for 500 pounds?

I was going to take her to 'Book Of Mormon' and a meal on this trip until I discovered it was going to cost a kings ransom - Is that what you mean?

**bns666** · 05-03-2013, 08:19 AM

i remember you complained about something like that

**EddyTheDog** · 05-03-2013, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by bns666

i remember you complained about something like that

lol - I complain a lot.....

**marlboroack** · 05-03-2013, 08:49 AM

Wrong, would be posting her nudes for exclusive MILF productions.

**EddyTheDog** · 05-03-2013, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by marlboroack

Wrong, would be posting her nudes for exclusive MILF productions.

Now I have to go and have a shower - ewww....

As I said before - My mum is a virgin, she had me after a toilet seat accident....

**CurrentlySober** · 05-03-2013, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

after a toilet seat accident....

i lick toilet seat accidents ???

**_Richard_** · 05-03-2013, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

In case anyone was wondering - I am not Sabby's secret love child.....

At least I didn't think I was.....

**_Richard_** · 05-03-2013, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Sabby

You might be my brother twice removed or something.

My first step mother who died was also my fathers uncles exwife . So my ex step sister is also my second cousin .

**CaptainHowdy** · 05-03-2013, 09:54 AM

**zishy** · 05-03-2013, 10:02 AM

I thought talking about each other's mothers was prohibited on GFY? :P

**EddyTheDog** · 05-03-2013, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by zishy

I thought talking about each other's mothers was prohibited on GFY? :P

I am pretty sure that's all we talk about on GFY - You mother fucker....

My crazy mother arrived yesterday.....

My crazy mother arrived yesterday.....

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