Attention, Attention: FFN BIG NEWS coming soon! - GoFuckYourself.com

Elli · 05-02-2013, 02:59 PM

All current FFN affiliates should keep an eye on this space and their email inbox for a HUGE FFN announcement coming soon.

Fortune cookie says: "Congratulations! Your future income may increase and you may soon travel to a distant place."

If you're not a current affiliate, now's the time to get started! Feel free to ask myself or any of our other wonderful staff any questions.

Stay tuned!

AaronM · 05-02-2013, 03:03 PM

EDIT:

Out of respect for Elli, I've deleted my response.

TBH, Elli is the only reason I haven't been very outspoken about FFN. God help them if she ever leaves.

Elli · 05-02-2013, 03:14 PM

I appreciate your honesty, Aaron. I didn't see your previous post, so I can only guess at what it said. I'm not personally responsible for big decisions made by the company, and yes, I still work with them on a lot of projects. I think FFN sells great products and has made a lot of affiliates a lot of money in a mutually beneficial relationship. That doesn't mean that everyone agrees with every decision made, of course.

That said, I am very available to anyone who would privately like to ask me about any concerns they have with their account or about the company. I'll do my best to answer in a helpful way.

Fat Panda · 05-02-2013, 03:20 PM

standing by. . . . . .

CourtneyR · 05-02-2013, 03:21 PM

Good stuff to come! I'm excited!

brassmonkey · 05-02-2013, 03:27 PM

just tell me already

AaronM · 05-02-2013, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I appreciate your honesty, Aaron. I didn't see your previous post, so I can only guess at what it said. I'm not personally responsible for big decisions made by the company, and yes, I still work with them on a lot of projects. I think FFN sells great products and has made a lot of affiliates a lot of money in a mutually beneficial relationship. That doesn't mean that everyone agrees with every decision made, of course.

That said, I am very available to anyone who would privately like to ask me about any concerns they have with their account or about the company. I'll do my best to answer in a helpful way.

rhon23 · 05-02-2013, 03:38 PM

Be nice Aaron....

Elli · 05-02-2013, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

Be nice Aaron....

Aaron is always nice to me.

He is a gentleman.

fitzmulti · 05-02-2013, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

That said, I am very available to anyone who would privately like to ask me about any concerns they have with their account or about the company. I'll do my best to answer in a helpful way.

Elli rocks!

: waiting patiently for the new news! :

tony286 · 05-02-2013, 04:50 PM

Their stock hit a dollar?

Elli · 05-02-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tony286

Their stock hit a dollar?

I can't predict the future, Tony.

The upcoming news is something that will affect affiliates more directly than a stock price.

EddyTheDog · 05-02-2013, 04:58 PM

If it is asking for new affiliates its not a 'beat last month promo'...

I wonder....

Tjeezers · 05-02-2013, 06:35 PM

sounds good, looking forward to it.

Elli · 05-03-2013, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

If it is asking for new affiliates its not a 'beat last month promo'...

I wonder....

If an affiliate starts today, then he will be all ready for the next-next time we do a "compare to last month" contest.

There's no time like the present!

mikesouth · 05-03-2013, 09:42 AM

Might I point out that FFN advertising all over piracy sites did more to collectively harm their affiliates than you can probably ever compensate for.

EddyTheDog · 05-03-2013, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

If an affiliate starts today, then he will be all ready for the next-next time we do a "compare to last month" contest.

There's no time like the present!

lol - So it is a 'beat last month' promo....

Elli · 05-03-2013, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

lol - So it is a 'beat last month' promo....

You think you're pretty smart, I can tell.

EddyTheDog · 05-03-2013, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

You think you're pretty smart, I can tell.

Why not for new or returning affiliates only - "We will triple your rate for all signs in the second month above the first"?

That has to be better than the same BS every month?

Elli · 05-03-2013, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Why not for new or returning affiliates only - "We will triple your rate for all signs in the second month above the first"?

That has to be better than the same BS every month?

That's a lovely idea! I will pass this on to the powerful desks above mine

privatesociety · 05-03-2013, 10:11 AM

time to buy shares in you guys... ?

EddyTheDog · 05-03-2013, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

That's a lovely idea! I will pass this on to the powerful desks above mine

I'm not just a pretty face (please read with a Sean Connery accent).....

Fat Panda · 05-03-2013, 10:40 AM

investors are not very excited about this announcement FFN is worth 43 CENTS a share

EddyTheDog · 05-03-2013, 10:43 AM

EddyTheDog is now in charge of puns - 43 DOLLARS a share....

05-02-2013, 02:59 PM	#1
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Attention, Attention: FFN BIG NEWS coming soon! All current FFN affiliates should keep an eye on this space and their email inbox for a HUGE FFN announcement coming soon. Fortune cookie says: "Congratulations! Your future income may increase and you may soon travel to a distant place." If you're not a current affiliate, now's the time to get started! Feel free to ask myself or any of our other wonderful staff any questions. Stay tuned! __________________ email: [email protected]

05-02-2013, 03:03 PM	#2
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	EDIT: Out of respect for Elli, I've deleted my response. TBH, Elli is the only reason I haven't been very outspoken about FFN. God help them if she ever leaves. Last edited by AaronM; 05-02-2013 at 03:05 PM..

05-02-2013, 03:14 PM	#3
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I appreciate your honesty, Aaron. I didn't see your previous post, so I can only guess at what it said. I'm not personally responsible for big decisions made by the company, and yes, I still work with them on a lot of projects. I think FFN sells great products and has made a lot of affiliates a lot of money in a mutually beneficial relationship. That doesn't mean that everyone agrees with every decision made, of course. That said, I am very available to anyone who would privately like to ask me about any concerns they have with their account or about the company. I'll do my best to answer in a helpful way. __________________ email: [email protected]

05-02-2013, 03:21 PM	#5
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05-02-2013, 03:20 PM	#4
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05-02-2013, 03:38 PM	#8
rhon23 Rebel Girl Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The Island Of Misfit Toys Posts: 3,270	Be nice Aaron....

05-02-2013, 04:50 PM	#11
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Their stock hit a dollar?

05-02-2013, 04:58 PM	#13
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,231	If it is asking for new affiliates its not a 'beat last month promo'... I wonder....

05-02-2013, 06:35 PM	#14
Tjeezers Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: BP4L - NL/RO Posts: 16,587	sounds good, looking forward to it.

05-03-2013, 09:42 AM	#16
mikesouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: My High Horse Posts: 6,334	Might I point out that FFN advertising all over piracy sites did more to collectively harm their affiliates than you can probably ever compensate for. __________________ Mike South It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

05-03-2013, 10:11 AM	#21
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05-03-2013, 10:40 AM	#23
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	investors are not very excited about this announcement FFN is worth 43 CENTS a share

05-03-2013, 10:43 AM	#24
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,231	EddyTheDog is now in charge of puns - 43 DOLLARS a share....