You ever try Purell when beating off instead of lube?

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    You ever try Purell when beating off instead of lube?

    Give it a try
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    • directfiesta
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2002
      • 30251
      #2
      naw use Rub-A535 - keeps it hot !!!!

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          Originally posted by directfiesta
          naw use Rub-A535 - keeps it hot !!!!

          http://ruba535.com/
          ever try icy hot?

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            • Harmon
              ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
              • Mar 2004
              • 20016
              #4
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              ever try icy hot?
              Bengay works awesome
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                • jmcb420
                  So Fucking Drunk
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 2155
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  ever try icy hot?


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                    • stmadultspy
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2013
                      • 54
                      #6
                      Purell with a dab of wasabi

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                        • xNetworx
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14445
                          #7
                          I took a piss right after eating ghost pepper wings... not good

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                            • HugeWood
                              HUGE
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 463
                              #8
                              WD-40

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                                • marlboroack
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2010
                                  • 9327
                                  #9
                                  Wouldn't that burn your peehole?

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                                    • whOaKemosabe
                                      So Fucking Stoned...
                                      • Aug 2013
                                      • 1968
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by marlboroack
                                      Wouldn't that burn your peehole?

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                                        • Rochard
                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 75770
                                          #11
                                          Yesterday I discovered I could put my kindle up against the glass and watch Top Gun while I shower....

                                          so not kidding.
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                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                            • LAJ
                                              Gingerific
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 5567
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                              Give it a try
                                              Hmm.. that sounds like a good idea
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                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by LAJ
                                                  Hmm.. that sounds like a good idea
                                                  it might be a tingly burn at first few seconds but then it gets nice

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                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 77393
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by marlboroack
                                                      Wouldn't that burn your peehole?
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                                                        • LAJ
                                                          Gingerific
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 5567
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                          it might be a tingly burn at first few seconds but then it gets nice
                                                          Noted, thanks.

                                                          I might need to wait a day or two cuz of razor rash.
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                                                            • srockhard
                                                              Retired
                                                              • Jul 2011
                                                              • 1979
                                                              #16
                                                              One time I saw my grandmother in the shower, her bush starts above her belly button!

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                                                                • mikesinner
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 5646
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Didn't the Greeks use olive oil to grease up

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                                                                    • sergiofox693
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                                                                      • Oct 2013
                                                                      • 54
                                                                      #18
                                                                      wouldn't it burn?
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                                                                        • Seth Manson
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                                                                          • Jul 2010
                                                                          • 3988
                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • JFK
                                                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 67369
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by mikesinner
                                                                              Didn't the Greeks use olive oil to grease up
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                                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by sergiofox693
                                                                                  wouldn't it burn?
                                                                                  just for a few seconds then you get a tingly feeling

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                                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 133978
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Real men just hork in their hand

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                                                                                        • The Porn Nerd
                                                                                          Living The Dream
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                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • pamon
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                                                                                              • Dec 2007
                                                                                              • 3113
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • TheSquealer
                                                                                                  Chief Complaint Officer
                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                  • 26330
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Wasabi, paint thinner and sandpaper for me!
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                                                                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                                                                      Work Work Work
                                                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                                                      • 20060
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                      Yesterday I discovered I could put my kindle up against the glass and watch Top Gun while I shower....

                                                                                                      so not kidding.

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                                                                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                          • 39047
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          i like Pooell
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                                                                                                            • mavruda
                                                                                                              porn cartoonist
                                                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                                                              • 2597
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                                                                                                                • Sabby
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                  • 2888
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I heard hemorrhoid cream works the best for lube on ur dick.
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