Top 5 Things You Don't Want Up Your Ass

[angeleyes]

Ok..some of my posts are on the serious side, so here is one that will make you wonder:

I was talking to my friend last night who is an ER Doc and he was telling me about some pretty interesting patients:

1. A pair of plyers had to be surgically removed from a guys ass.

2. One guy stuck his penis in a 2 liter bottle when it was flacid and when it became erect he couldn't get it out and it swelled up like a football.

3. Frozen Hotdog...... apparently that isn't an urban legend.

4. A beanie baby had to be removed from a guys ass

5....... and the winner goes to a man who came in with a cell phone rammed up there and his "boy toy" kept calling the number from the lobby and it kept ringing while the doctors were trying to get it out.

All of this happened in a hospital in Miami--go figure.

[wethoney]

You should at least put the phone on vibrate..

[NetRodent]

#1 thing I don't want in my ass...








... boneprone

[TheWatcher]

had a guy here in New mexico get a Jar of Straberry Jam stuck in his ass...

was quite halarious.

[Funbrunette]

" A pair of plyers had to be surgically removed from a guys ass." Can someone explain this one to me...lol

[angeleyes]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
" A pair of plyers had to be surgically removed from a guys ass." Can someone explain this one to me...lol

From what I understand, the plyers came into play when they were trying to remove something else that got stuck up there and then the plyers got lost as well and by the time they arrived at the ER, they were so far up there that they were afraid if they just "extracted them" by yanking them out that it would cause damage, so they went on a surgical recon mission to remove them.

[Bulldog-Johnnie]

For a good a laugh-

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newpiles.html

[LadyMischief]

I actually witnessed the frozen hotdog thing as a bad party joke. Was fucking hilarious though like 10 of us all hung over waiting in the ER waiting room only to hear "There's a fucking HOT DOG IN MY ASS!?!?!?!" loud enough to hear blocks away bellowing from triage. Yep, was almost worth it.

That guy never passed out with his pants around his ankles again.

[ZoiNk]

The worst thing they put up my ass was a tube for my barium enema. That is NOT fun by the way!
ZoiNk

[sherie]

Originally posted by wethoney
You should at least put the phone on vibrate..

This is what I am thinking...why would it be up there if it wasn't though?

[FlyingIguana]

Originally posted by wethoney
You should at least put the phone on vibrate..

lol

[Emerson Style]

I laughed at the guy in the film "Jackass" who went to the doc with a toy car up his ass.

[Bulldog-Johnnie]

More funny shit (pun intended)-

http://www.phuckedup.org/lostinspace.php

[JeremySF]

Funny thing is that when I was in a Miami hospital (for a sprined ankle), I heard the same shit. Also, wasn't there some female newscaster who had been to the E.R. multiple times for getting vibrators, hot dogs, you name it stuck up her cootch?

Originally posted by angeleyes
Ok..some of my posts are on the serious side, so here is one that will make you wonder:

I was talking to my friend last night who is an ER Doc and he was telling me about some pretty interesting patients:

1. A pair of plyers had to be surgically removed from a guys ass.

2. One guy stuck his penis in a 2 liter bottle when it was flacid and when it became erect he couldn't get it out and it swelled up like a football.

3. Frozen Hotdog...... apparently that isn't an urban legend.

4. A beanie baby had to be removed from a guys ass

5....... and the winner goes to a man who came in with a cell phone rammed up there and his "boy toy" kept calling the number from the lobby and it kept ringing while the doctors were trying to get it out.

All of this happened in a hospital in Miami--go figure.