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just a punk · 04-24-2013, 07:45 AM

http://www.codewit.com/north-america...czech-republic

MaDalton · 04-24-2013, 07:50 AM

dailycurrant is a site like The Onion ;)

_Richard_ · 04-24-2013, 07:54 AM

she did an interview with a company that fired her in the last few months?

that's almost as stupid as.. well, sarah palin

sperbonzo · 04-24-2013, 08:02 AM

It's from the Daily Currant.... A satire site, like the Onion. What is REALLY hilarious are the morons that are commenting on this "story" thinking that it's real! HAHAHA!!

The Dailycurrant also just put out this story:

Bestiality Surges Hours After New Zealand Legalizes Gay Marriage
Apr. 18, 2013

NZhalfbredramAuthorities in New Zealand are struggling to contain a burdgeoning epidemic of beastiality unleashed by its recent legalization of gay marriage.

According to police in cities across the country, thousands of people descended on sheep farms and began sexually penetrating the animals almost instantly after parliament voted for marriage equality yesterday.

"This is a public health crisis," explains Tony Rydall, minister for health. "We're seeing reports of sexually transmitted diseases, genital injuries, and severe damage to sheep rectums. It's absolute mayhem out there."

Witnesses say that normal, healthy individuals who had previously shown no proclivity for human-animal sexual contact have suddenly thrown themselves into the frenzy.

"I dunno, it just seems like a logical thing to do," says 25-year-old Angus Oldfield. "Now that gays are allowed to get married, it seems like there's no limits anymore. Why not shag a sheep? Or snog a salamander? Or wed a wallaby? The rules no longer apply."
May Good Flourish

The epicenter of the epidemic appears to be the city of Christchurch on the South Island, where police have arrested more than 4,000 people under the bestiality section of the Crimes Act 1961.

"We're using old airplane hangars as jails now," explains Peter Marshall, commissioner of the New Zealand Police. "My god why did we do this? Gay marriage has been a catastrophe. We'll never recover."

The rapid increase in zoophilia has shocked public health officials, who had hitherto been under the naive assumption that homosexuality was an innocuous consensual activity that had no bearing on the sexuality of others.

However the situation has come as no surprise to Ray Comfort, a New Zealand-based evangelical Christian minister.

"This is exactly what we Christians warned about," he says. "If you redefine the definition of marriage, you destroy the foundation of sexual morality. All kinds of deviant sexual behaviors become acceptable.

"Gay marriage opens the door to sex with animals, doorknobs, bananas, frozen yoghurt, goldfish - anything you can think of. Sheep are only the beginning."

American anti-gay activist Rick Santorum, who once warned that gay marriage would lead to "man-on-dog sex" also feels vindicated.

"I hate to say I told you so," he says, "but I think this speaks for itself."

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key is expected to address the nation tonight and announce emergency plans to help contain the situation.

just a punk · 04-24-2013, 11:46 AM

EddyTheDog · 04-24-2013, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

AHHHHH!!!!

What the fuck is that?

JFK · 04-24-2013, 12:01 PM

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"Gay marriage opens the door to sex with animals, doorknobs, bananas, frozen yoghurt, goldfish - anything you can think of. Sheep are only the beginning."

baddog · 04-24-2013, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

dailycurrant is a site like The Onion ;)

It's more fun watching morons go around acting like it is fact.

DWB · 04-24-2013, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

AHHHHH!!!!

What the fuck is that?

That is what freedom looks like. I think.

EddyTheDog · 04-24-2013, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

That is what freedom looks like. I think.

Jebus - You can keep it - Freedom is scary....

SZNY · 04-24-2013, 04:14 PM

100% dangerous knowing she got power/followers and was running for president

baddog · 04-24-2013, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SZNY

100% dangerous knowing she got power/followers and was running for president

She wasn't running for president unless you are talking about her local PTA

SZNY · 04-24-2013, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

She wasn't running for president unless you are talking about her local PTA

Sorry you are right, I remember she was campaigning with John McCain.

Anyway she has the brain capacity of a goldfish and a person like that shouldnt be in that kind of position to get a role in running a country

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04-24-2013, 08:02 AM	#4
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	It's from the Daily Currant.... A satire site, like the Onion. What is REALLY hilarious are the morons that are commenting on this "story" thinking that it's real! HAHAHA!! The Dailycurrant also just put out this story: Bestiality Surges Hours After New Zealand Legalizes Gay Marriage Apr. 18, 2013 NZhalfbredramAuthorities in New Zealand are struggling to contain a burdgeoning epidemic of beastiality unleashed by its recent legalization of gay marriage. According to police in cities across the country, thousands of people descended on sheep farms and began sexually penetrating the animals almost instantly after parliament voted for marriage equality yesterday. "This is a public health crisis," explains Tony Rydall, minister for health. "We're seeing reports of sexually transmitted diseases, genital injuries, and severe damage to sheep rectums. It's absolute mayhem out there." Witnesses say that normal, healthy individuals who had previously shown no proclivity for human-animal sexual contact have suddenly thrown themselves into the frenzy. "I dunno, it just seems like a logical thing to do," says 25-year-old Angus Oldfield. "Now that gays are allowed to get married, it seems like there's no limits anymore. Why not shag a sheep? Or snog a salamander? Or wed a wallaby? The rules no longer apply." May Good Flourish The epicenter of the epidemic appears to be the city of Christchurch on the South Island, where police have arrested more than 4,000 people under the bestiality section of the Crimes Act 1961. "We're using old airplane hangars as jails now," explains Peter Marshall, commissioner of the New Zealand Police. "My god why did we do this? Gay marriage has been a catastrophe. We'll never recover." The rapid increase in zoophilia has shocked public health officials, who had hitherto been under the naive assumption that homosexuality was an innocuous consensual activity that had no bearing on the sexuality of others. However the situation has come as no surprise to Ray Comfort, a New Zealand-based evangelical Christian minister. "This is exactly what we Christians warned about," he says. "If you redefine the definition of marriage, you destroy the foundation of sexual morality. All kinds of deviant sexual behaviors become acceptable. "Gay marriage opens the door to sex with animals, doorknobs, bananas, frozen yoghurt, goldfish - anything you can think of. Sheep are only the beginning." American anti-gay activist Rick Santorum, who once warned that gay marriage would lead to "man-on-dog sex" also feels vindicated. "I hate to say I told you so," he says, "but I think this speaks for itself." New Zealand Prime Minister John Key is expected to address the nation tonight and announce emergency plans to help contain the situation. __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber Last edited by sperbonzo; 04-24-2013 at 08:07 AM..

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	she did an interview with a company that fired her in the last few months? that's almost as stupid as.. well, sarah palin