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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #1

    Drugs! (An alternative universe)

    So, you wake up tomorrow, to discover that ALL recreational drugs are now both LEGAL & FREE !

    Plus, they are clean and pure - No 'funny additives' (Cutting with rat poison) etc... HOWEVER.... (Or) BUT... Cause we know there is always a 'but'... The but is that you can only choose 1 (FOR YOU) to be completely legal..

    Thats why, in order to 'partake' in this gracious new world, you need to answer 2 questions.

    1) Which drug do YOU WANT TO BE FREE AND LEGAL, FOR YOURSELF?

    &

    2) Which drug do you NOT WANT TO BE FREE AND LEGAL, FOR OTHERS?




    I'll answer:

    1) HEROIN
    2) HEROIN





    You
    ??????????


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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #2
    PS I lick smack...


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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38946

      #3
      come ride the white horse the horse
      dealer cried you'll have a great trip he casually lied,
      the first rides for free,those words did the trick
      i rode off on her back but afterwards felt sick
      the next time i saw him i asked after his horse
      i want a ride
      he said "but of course"
      he charged me forty pound and it seemed kinda mean
      but i rode to a heaven where i'd never been
      the horse brought me back to a new hell on earth
      where i needed more smack,
      i sought the horse dealer
      and begged him for more
      my pride and forty pound
      it cost me to score
      the dealer looked different
      horns,hoofs,and a tail
      upon my return a guaranteed sale
      so fixed up once more to the heavens i rode
      i tried chasing dragons but it cost me much gold
      white horses cost plenty and my money was gone
      so i stole for my habit even though i no it was wrong
      in prisson white horses are not allowed in
      i shivered, grew sick and my body turned thin
      well thats the story of my horse riding days
      now im left with nothing but memories dont haze
      so ride the white horse but ride it well
      for the white hores of heroin will take you to hell.


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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38946

        #4
        WOOT WOOT!

        Uppin' de 'H' here lol


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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38946

          #5
          Can I get smack via bitcoins?


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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38946

            #6
            What does this tread have to do with the adult biz?????


            It KILLS THE PAIN MAN...

            IT KILLS THE PAIN...


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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38946

              #7
              I iz chattin 2 myzwelf, innit?

              NOONE ELSE ON GFY TAKES ANY DRUGS?


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              • georgeyw
                58008 53773
                • Jul 2005
                • 9865

                #8
                If you can add in that the drug(s) cause no harm to my body, i'd have to go for nicotine and alcohol

                No harm as in no health lost, never ever a hangover / poisoning etc etc ...
                TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  I dont need toxin in my blood
                  BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                  Contact here

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                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 38323

                    #10
                    Cannabis is pretty natural, and suits me fine already, so all we need to do is finish making it legal (free would be cool too)...



                    Great remastered live track of harder rock version (nice double lead guitar work by Dick Wagner and Steve Hunter):





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                    • Dirty F
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 59204

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                      Can I get smack via bitcoins?
                      Yes, on SilkRoad.

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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38946

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dirty F
                        Yes, on SilkRoad.
                        Will you purchase on my behalf, and send me it?

                        I cunt a4d a bitcoin?


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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                          Will you purchase on my behalf, and send me it?

                          I cunt a4d a bitcoin?
                          Nop, sorry, not into drug trafficking much.

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                          • CurrentlySober
                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 38946

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dirty F
                            Nop, sorry, not into drug trafficking much.
                            I'm only having a troll


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                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 38323

                              #15






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                              • Antonio
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 14136

                                #16
                                When they make beer, which is 100% free and 100% healthy, I will fill up an entire swimming pool, skinny dip in that poll, and post the video on Youtube

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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38946

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Antonio
                                  When they make beer, which is 100% free and 100% healthy, I will fill up an entire swimming pool, skinny dip in that poll, and post the video on Youtube
                                  Agreed - But NO drug is 100% healthy... Even prescribed ones... THATS A GIVEN...

                                  But other drugs ARE illegal. That's my point.
                                  If you could get an uncut, pure LEGAL version of ANY drug... With FULL permission to use it...

                                  Which would YOU choose?
                                  Last edited by CurrentlySober; 04-15-2013, 04:51 AM.


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                                  • Dirty F
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 59204

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                    Agreed - But NO drug is 100% healthy... Even prescribed ones... THATS A GIVEN...

                                    But other drugs ARE illegal. That's my point.
                                    If you could get an uncut, pure LEGAL version of ANY drug... With FULL permission to use it...

                                    Which would YOU choose?
                                    You forgot weed.

                                    If there is ANYTHING wrong in your body weed will fix it.

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                                    • Antonio
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 14136

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      Agreed - But NO drug is 100% healthy... Even prescribed ones... THATS A GIVEN...

                                      But other drugs ARE illegal. That's my point.
                                      If you could get an uncut, pure LEGAL version of ANY drug... With FULL permission to use it...

                                      Which would YOU choose?
                                      I don't do drugs at all, so don't really care; if I could make any drug legal for other people, then probably weed. With that said if you drive super-stoned, you should face the music just like the drunk drivers

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                                      • afoo
                                        Registered User
                                        • Mar 2013
                                        • 95

                                        #20
                                        I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by afoo
                                          I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words and told me to mind my business. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain" and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I then threw my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good about what I did for my neighborhood today.
                                          You Bjorn you!

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                                          • Google Expert
                                            Webmaster
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 14294

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                            I'll answer:

                                            1) HEROIN
                                            2) HEROIN
                                            No shit, Sherlock.

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                                            • CyberHustler
                                              Masterbaiter
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 28739

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Antonio
                                              When they make beer, which is 100% free and 100% healthy, I will fill up an entire swimming pool, skinny dip in that poll, and post the video on Youtube
                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                              • The Duck
                                                Adult Content Provider
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 18243

                                                #24
                                                Psilocybin :-)
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