Gotta love Ryanair :)

**Oracle Porn** · 03-29-2013, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

Can you get up your ass up and proceed to a cockpit for a glass of water?

**Supz** · 03-29-2013, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

o rly?

you get what you pay for

Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

**Scott McD** · 03-29-2013, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited.

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Supz

Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

Give me a hosting coupon code.

**Ate123** · 03-29-2013, 10:49 AM

Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Ate123

Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

You own a country? Thats what i call pimping big time.

**baddog** · 03-29-2013, 11:19 AM

I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

**JFK** · 03-29-2013, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by baddog

I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

What, raffles for the only parachute on board ??

**MaDalton** · 03-29-2013, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by JFK

What, raffles for the only parachute on board ??

the question is: why are there life vests on a plane and not parachutes

**96ukssob** · 03-29-2013, 11:59 AM

I read they just picked up a dozen of these to add to their fleet

**96ukssob** · 03-29-2013, 12:03 PM

THREAD SAVER

**MaDalton** · 03-29-2013, 12:12 PM

i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions?

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 03-29-2013, 01:33 PM

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

**L-Pink** · 03-29-2013, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions?

I flew over the weekend and had to take a dump between Tampa and Lexington. How do I get the blue off the last 3" of my dick?

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**seeandsee** · 03-29-2013, 01:44 PM

counting from now till ryanair owner to step up in this thread with free drinks

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