Gotta love Ryanair :)

**Oracle Porn** · 03-29-2013, 09:39 AM

fuck them, one of the worst airlines i've used

p.s. I just checked out your order, you don't have any language? also enjoy waiting in line for your seat with the 100's of other peons, fuck that shit!

**Supz** · 03-29-2013, 09:39 AM

Good luck

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

fuck them, one of the worst airlines i've used

Fuck in terms? You got no extra leg room ?

**nexcom28** · 03-29-2013, 09:52 AM

Worst fucking airline by a country mile, yeah it's cheap if you like being herded like cattle.

**Horatio Caine** · 03-29-2013, 09:55 AM

Do they charge for bathrooms now?

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 10:00 AM

I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Horatio Caine

Do they charge for bathrooms now?

Double for taking a dump.

**Oracle Porn** · 03-29-2013, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

Fuck in terms? You got no extra leg room ?

More like...

Me: "Can I get a glass of water?"
Flight attendant: "Later"

I never did that glass of water.

I also paid 50euro luggage free for a 50euro tent

Over 2 hours waiting in various ryanair made lines (nothing to do with airport security etc)

**Paul&John** · 03-29-2013, 10:02 AM

havent you ordered too soon? I usually find the best prices at wizzair 2 months before taking the trip...

**EddyTheDog** · 03-29-2013, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps

I usually end up on RyanAir when I go to Spain because of the routes they operate - The cost is nice as well....

I can still bitch about the shit service though - They are TERRIBLE!!

**Oracle Porn** · 03-29-2013, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited.

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited.

What made you think so? You cant fucking imagine flights outside EU , say from Russia, Ukraine or Belarus to Sicily would cost $500 per person.

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

More like...

Me: "Can I get a glass of water?"
Flight attendant: "Later"

I never did that glass of water.

I also paid 50euro luggage free for a 50euro tent

Over 2 hours waiting in various ryanair made lines (nothing to do with airport security etc)

Can you get up your ass up and proceed to a cockpit for a glass of water?

**Oracle Porn** · 03-29-2013, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

You cant fucking imagine flights outside EU , say from Russia, Ukraine or Belarus

o rly?

to Sicily would cost $500 per person.

you get what you pay for

**Oracle Porn** · 03-29-2013, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

Can you get up your ass up and proceed to a cockpit for a glass of water?

**Supz** · 03-29-2013, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

o rly?

you get what you pay for

Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

**Scott McD** · 03-29-2013, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited.

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Supz

Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

Give me a hosting coupon code.

**Ate123** · 03-29-2013, 10:49 AM

Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

**Sid70** · 03-29-2013, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Ate123

Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

You own a country? Thats what i call pimping big time.

**baddog** · 03-29-2013, 11:19 AM

I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

**JFK** · 03-29-2013, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by baddog

I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

What, raffles for the only parachute on board ??

**MaDalton** · 03-29-2013, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by JFK

What, raffles for the only parachute on board ??

the question is: why are there life vests on a plane and not parachutes

**96ukssob** · 03-29-2013, 11:59 AM

I read they just picked up a dozen of these to add to their fleet

**96ukssob** · 03-29-2013, 12:03 PM

THREAD SAVER

**MaDalton** · 03-29-2013, 12:12 PM

i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions?

**Imortyl Pussycat** · 03-29-2013, 01:33 PM

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

**L-Pink** · 03-29-2013, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions?

I flew over the weekend and had to take a dump between Tampa and Lexington. How do I get the blue off the last 3" of my dick?

.

**seeandsee** · 03-29-2013, 01:44 PM

counting from now till ryanair owner to step up in this thread with free drinks

**MaDalton** · 03-29-2013, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

I flew over the weekend and had to take a dump between Tampa and Lexington. How do I get the blue off the last 3" of my dick?

.

the last 3" on which end?

**JFK** · 03-29-2013, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

Consultants R us

**baddog** · 03-29-2013, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Imortyl Pussycat

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

We have flown them a couple times, not bad and cheap.

Gotta love Ryanair :)

Gotta love Ryanair :)

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