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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2013, 03:24 PM

Original Video link here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/043...ith-jim-carrey

Hee haw...

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Heath · 03-25-2013, 04:45 PM

Remember the time when Jim Carrey was funny?

I watched it, the entire time I was thinking... the funny part MUST be coming up soon.

Nope. It didn't. Regardless of what side of the gun control debate you're on. This is a desperate attempt to stay relevant after a box office disaster.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2013, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Populace

Remember the time when Jim Carrey was funny?

I watched it, the entire time I was thinking... the funny part MUST be coming up soon.

Nope. It didn't. Regardless of what side of the gun control debate you're on.

This is a desperate attempt to stay relevant after a box office disaster.

LOL, Jim Carrey's films have grossed over $2 billion...and ALL of his movies have generated a profit.

Way to never let the facts get in the way of your butt hurt...

Now go outside and play (in the street) with your guns.

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Supz · 03-25-2013, 05:05 PM

Fire Marshall Bill was one of the best skit characters of all time.

'Lemme showya sumthin'

seeandsee · 03-25-2013, 05:08 PM

some of his movies are funny some are shit but still i like him

Verbal · 03-25-2013, 05:28 PM

Dumb and Dumber is a classic

2MuchMark · 03-25-2013, 07:21 PM

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like him. Mask was ok and I chuckled a little here and there but I just don't find him that funny.

Dvae · 03-25-2013, 07:33 PM

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I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like him. Mask was ok and I chuckled a little here and there but I just don't find him that funny.

It figures, you dislike your own countryman! Why am I not surprised.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2013, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like him. Mask was ok and I chuckled a little here and there but I just don't find him that funny.

You do know that Jim Carrey is Canuckian, eh?

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Vendzilla · 03-25-2013, 08:27 PM

I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.

brassmonkey · 03-25-2013, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Populace

Remember the time when Jim Carrey was funny?

I watched it, the entire time I was thinking... the funny part MUST be coming up soon.

Nope. It didn't. Regardless of what side of the gun control debate you're on. This is a desperate attempt to stay relevant after a box office disaster.

once they make it. its watered down crap

stinkyfingers · 03-25-2013, 08:39 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-25-2013, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.

But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.

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Heath · 03-26-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

LOL, Jim Carrey's films have grossed over $2 billion...and ALL of his movies have generated a profit.

Way to never let the facts get in the way of your butt hurt...

Now go outside and play (in the street) with your guns.

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Like this post. The majority of his recent movies bombed. The bulk of the money he generated you spoke of is from old movies. So like I said, desperate attempt to stay relevant after a failure. Good try though.

MaDalton · 03-26-2013, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.

by that logic everyone could save a kitten and then commit a mass murder and go unpunished

Choopa_Pardo · 03-26-2013, 12:39 PM

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Planet of the Apes occurs thousands of years in the future, get with it.

Verbal · 03-26-2013, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.

Wow ... just wow!

2012 · 03-26-2013, 12:40 PM

L-Pink · 03-26-2013, 12:41 PM

I can't believe you guys are giving Moses shit.

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Caldo · 03-26-2013, 01:06 PM

He is the best comedian actor for me

Supz · 03-26-2013, 01:10 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-26-2013, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Populace

The majority of his (Jim Carrey's) recent movies bombed. The bulk of the money he generated you spoke of is from old movies. So like I said, desperate attempt to stay relevant after a failure.

Populace, no matter what they told you on the tinfoil forum, just because you keep repeating something doesn't make it true.

Here is a list of Jim Carrey's movies, the production cost, and the gross earnings:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/...=jimcarrey.htm

Like I previously posted, films that Jim Carrey has appeared in have grossed over $2 billion, making him one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood, AND all of Jim Carrey's movies have generated a profit.

Seems to me that Jim Carrey is using his high profile celebrity status as one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood to advocate on behalf of gun control.

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Vendzilla · 03-26-2013, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

by that logic everyone could save a kitten and then commit a mass murder and go unpunished

Where did you get that, what exactly has he done that has compared with mass murder, are you fucking kidding me?

Both being with the NRA and marching with Martin Luther King Jr, he was about standing up for the constitution and peoples rights, sorry if you can't comprehend that.......

I love this statement he made "Political correctness is tyranny with manners"

CyberHustler · 03-26-2013, 03:42 PM

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Fuck yeah!

SomeCreep · 03-26-2013, 03:47 PM

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MaDalton · 03-26-2013, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Where did you get that, what exactly has he done that has compared with mass murder, are you fucking kidding me?

Both being with the NRA and marching with Martin Luther King Jr, he was about standing up for the constitution and peoples rights, sorry if you can't comprehend that.......

I love this statement he made "Political correctness is tyranny with manners"

i was basically saying: just cause someone does a good thing, he can still be an idiot on other things

mOrrI · 03-26-2013, 05:05 PM

Awesome Fire Marshal Bill :D

Spunky · 03-26-2013, 05:29 PM

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stinkyfingers · 03-26-2013, 05:33 PM

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Mr Pheer likes this clip

is that mr pheer and supz

baddog · 03-26-2013, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I can't believe you guys are giving Moses shit.

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Either Moses or Noah.

baddog · 03-26-2013, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i was basically saying: just cause someone does a good thing, he can still be an idiot on other things

and if their stance is different than yours, they must be an idiot?

BlackCrayon · 03-26-2013, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I guess everyone in this thread didn't know Charlton Heston, During the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom held in Washington, D.C. in 1963, he accompanied Martin Luther King Jr.
But if you want to bash him, I completely understand.

what does that have to do with anything?

MaDalton · 03-26-2013, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

and if their stance is different than yours, they must be an idiot?

sure

MaDalton · 03-26-2013, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

and if their stance is different than yours, they must be an idiot?

and btw - i was pointing out the flawed logic and i also said "can be", not "is".

but i still think that the NRA and Charlton Heston are despicable human beings (and I doubt the "human" in this context)

baddog · 03-26-2013, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

but i still think that the NRA and Charlton Heston are despicable human beings (and I doubt the "human" in this context)

hmmm, why is Heston "despicable?"

Vendzilla · 03-26-2013, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i was basically saying: just cause someone does a good thing, he can still be an idiot on other things

No you weren't, you were jumping on the band wagon, not knowing shit about the man and bashing him because his views differ from those in this thread, well maybe next time learn something about the man before bashing him, like his backing of the Gun Control Act of 1968.

I made the comparison because people were bashing him and didn't know he marched with MLK, and he did it before it was fashionable. If you are to pass judgement on someone, learn about him first!

He won an oscar
he backed the Gun Control act of 1968
He marched with Martin Luther King Jr to picket segregated restaurants in Oklahoma city
He even picketed a movie he stared in, El Cid, because the movie theater was segregated

Yet you want to compare his action to a mass murderer, go buy a clue!

The world would be a better place if we had more responsible people like that

Vendzilla · 03-26-2013, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

but i still think that the NRA and Charlton Heston are despicable human beings (and I doubt the "human" in this context)

You should try thinking again, so far, it's not working for you

Vendzilla · 03-26-2013, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

what does that have to do with anything?

Jebus, you did watch the video right, what ever, I guess you hate MLK because he was a republican, good night

onwebcam · 03-26-2013, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Populace, no matter what they told you on the tinfoil forum, just because you keep repeating something doesn't make it true.

Here is a list of Jim Carrey's movies, the production cost, and the gross earnings:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/...=jimcarrey.htm

Like I previously posted, films that Jim Carrey has appeared in have grossed over $2 billion, making him one of the most bankable stars in Hollywood, AND all of Jim Carrey's movies have generated a profit.

Seems to me that Jim Carrey is using his high profile celebrity status as one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood to advocate on behalf of gun control.

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Warner Bros.' Burt Wonderstone received a trouble C+ despite its star-studded cast, which includes Jim Carrey, Steve Buscemi, Olivia Wilde and Alan Arkin.

Burt Wonderstone, a blow for Carell, marks the second New Line and parent studio Warner Bros. title to disappoint after Jack the Giant Slayer. Warners

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/new...erstone-429276

Cost over 32 million to make and about to be pulled from theaters losing over 10 million.

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